It's hilarious because I lose so much LP every time I lose, so apparently ranked says I am better than these players and shouldn't lose. That's funny, ranked, because that makes it rigged so the other team is supposed to lose.
You have a slight misunderstanding here. Ranked matchmaking tries to put 10 people of equal MMR into a game together. In the event that one team has higher MMR than the other, the higher MMR team is expected to win. They will gain less MMR than normal if they win, and they will lose more MMR than normal if they lose.
LP is different. Your MMR gains and losses are based on your division and your MMR. Losing a lot of LP doesn't mean that your team was favored to win. It means that you are not allowed to advance to Silver IV by beating Bronze III players. Your MMR has to go up if you want to gain/lose an equal amount of LP. If you are only able to beat Bronze III teams about half the time, you are not qualified to move up.
But that isn't because I'm the best player ever or, saying I'm better than everyone. If the system says I am, why am I getting put with people who can't even freaking win the lane they called?
You're being put in games with players of the same skill level as yourself. Your teammates win their lanes about half of the time. I guarantee that this is true over a large number of games.
I get put with worse and worse players. Please don't even say it is me; it is not me. OK? I will not sit here and argue or go out of my way to prove it isn't me.
I think your stats already speak for themselves. You have a lot of losses against teams of mostly Silver V and Bronze players. In those losses, you tend to have low farm or high deahs or both. This happens so consistently that it's a clear sign that something is going wrong. If you put a player who is at a Gold skill level onto a Bronze III account, not every game will be a win, but they will still have consistently high farm and low deaths in every game. Your stats tell me that you are not destined for Gold unless you improve.
I don't even want Gold to be like "Look at me, I'm Gold!" I just want Gold so I can show my friends I am at the same level since they got the border.
If you want it, then work for it. You cannot get a Gold border by complaining about your teammates. That's never going to happen.
Plus you can't honestly say if i played against Gold and Plat since level 11, to the point where I more or less carried against a Gold team a few times, that I belong in Silver V.
You belong in Silver V, because that is where you are. As soon as you're not in Silver V, you can say you don't belong there. Until that day, you do belong in Silver V.
If I can bench 200 pounds, and I'm able to consistently bench 200 pounds, can I say "You know, I'm a better weightlifter than that. I deserve to bench 300 pounds"? That would be stupid; it wouldn't make any sense. It's not something you deserve—either you have done it, or you have not done it yet. You can't claim it until you do it.
Just like you can't get a Gold border by complaining, you also can't get a Gold border by saying "Well one time there was a normal where I carried." It doesn't prove anything. What matters is what you're doing right here, right now, at level 30, in ranked Solo queue.
I'm not going to duo with you, but I'll offer to help you. That's what you need right now. You're rocking a 68W–96L record against some of the worst ranked players on the server. You can deny it and keep saying "It's my team, it's my team, it's the feeders and afks, I'm good but I lose because of them" and you can drop into Bronze after S6 placement matches. You were able to get a Silver border for Season 4 and you'll have one for this season too, but you are on track to place in Bronze next season. Or you can accept my help and start to learn what you're doing wrong, and work hard to get yourself out of your current position.
