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Noob to Pro in 10 easy steps. The key to ranked success!

Midnight Ridder··9 votes·2,265 views
  1. Always blame your teammates.
  2. Just don't stop blaming your teammates
  3. Don't forget that your teammates suck but you are good!
  4. You're not there to teach anyone
  5. Wonder in public why you always get teamed up with noobs
  6. Don't spend your money on worthless items like: boots, jungle/support item, wards etc.
  7. Always blame the support for not warding its not like everyone can place one free ward.
  8. Know when to quit or call "gg" (spams surrender or afk at alter)
  9. Always get blue/red buff or solo push a lane or shop during team battles, 5v5 is overrated.
  10. "Don't be a stupid noob" [Situational, not always available but if you've read all the 9 steps before carefully you know what to do]

4 Comments

disregardable1 votes

You know there are plenty of people in bronze 5 that never blame their teammates, don't surrender (god I hate that one), buy the role-appropriate items, ward, and group up for teamfights. They can still go 4/12 half of their games just from overestimating themselves, assuming their teammates will do something, never/always relying on the jungler, eating while they play, and just generally not giving a fuck if they die. Plus the tens of other mistakes I make every game that I don't notice.

Midnight Ridder1 votes

LOL it was a joke.... DONT do those 9 things and you win more.... biggest is farming during team pushes, you could be 100% pure trash and if you make a good stun, stun fear, or drop all your cd's that's all the team can win, or that AOE ultra gives the 4 other players enough damage to win. But really a "farmer jungler" does cause losses the more 3v4, 3v5, 4v5 team bats the lower your chances of winning. even if your under leveled a good cc can turn a team bat. But aside form rage afks, disconnects, and feeder (a feeder can still make a clutch stun for win" a farmer solo pushing always in the jungle causes the most losses. example jungle ww did not get leashed... or is behind... or wants stacks, his stun on an adc or apc or who ever is an issue that match can turn lost team bats into won team bats. Honesty you can be downright terrible at the game, but if you make one good stun in a team bat you could get the nexus.

just hate towards ww this patch they do this so much.... I mean I have had several losses where a ww only had to ulta then he was fine to die.... be a victory instead of a defeat but he's in the jungle... HA HA

I just see in general they players who bash their teammates never help always solo farming, never in team bats if they are they are late can clean up after a team whipe

team work op. kill chasing, solo farming, getting buffs, clearing a wave of creeps.... doing this during a team push causes losses

disregardable1 votes

Bro, read my username. Teamfights don't decide games, D gates do, and just like Trick taught me I farm and split push for the win.

Only Play Darius1 votes

As a Bronze 5, I gotta say I blame my teammates alot. But I only blame them when they feed really hard (single person gets 7 deaths in 10 minutes), AFK, or intentionally disrespect pick order and go dual top/dual jg despite being last pick, then trolling the laner the rest of the game.

Sadly, one of these situations happens 8 out of 10 games, and to be honest I rarely see it happen to the other team.

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