Noob to Pro in 10 easy steps. The key to ranked success!

Midnight Ridder·12/22/2014, 2:46:28 AM·9 votes·2,265 views

Always blame your teammates.
Just don't stop blaming your teammates
Don't forget that your teammates suck but you are good!
You're not there to teach anyone
Wonder in public why you always get teamed up with noobs
Don't spend your money on worthless items like: boots, jungle/support item, wards etc.
Always blame the support for not warding its not like everyone can place one free ward.
Know when to quit or call "gg" (spams surrender or afk at alter)
Always get blue/red buff or solo push a lane or shop during team battles, 5v5 is overrated.
"Don't be a stupid noob" [Situational, not always available but if you've read all the 9 steps before carefully you know what to do]

4 Comments

disregardable12/22/2014, 3:02:13 AM1 votes

You know there are plenty of people in bronze 5 that never blame their teammates, don't surrender (god I hate that one), buy the role-appropriate items, ward, and group up for teamfights. They can still go 4/12 half of their games just from overestimating themselves, assuming their teammates will do something, never/always relying on the jungler, eating while they play, and just generally not giving a fuck if they die. Plus the tens of other mistakes I make every game that I don't notice.

Only Play Darius12/22/2014, 6:40:00 PM1 votes

As a Bronze 5, I gotta say I blame my teammates alot. But I only blame them when they feed really hard (single person gets 7 deaths in 10 minutes), AFK, or intentionally disrespect pick order and go dual top/dual jg despite being last pick, then trolling the laner the rest of the game.

Sadly, one of these situations happens 8 out of 10 games, and to be honest I rarely see it happen to the other team.