Tired of the Great Teammate Lottery? How about a five man premade, all game, every game?
Friends, Countrymen, Teemo Mains, lend me your ear!
Tired of winning your lane, helping your teammates win theirs, and watching the game get thrown anyway? Sick of hearing "it's just norms" used as an excuse for playing to lose? Like to get to your actual tier instead of staying in the one you can't carry hard enough?
Look no further! I, too, am tired of these things, and rather than keep drawing short straws in every lane, I'm going to change the paradigm. I'm going to fill every position on my team with a person that can be relied on. No more feeders, ragers, or idiots. Bad games happen occasionally to everyone, and that's okay. For way too many players, bad games are a way of life, and I'd like to leave those people in the tier they belong in and move on.
About you: Looking for all ranks, and all positions, from Bronze Yasuo mids to Master Braum ADCs. You don't have to be a god. If you have the ability to learn from your mistakes and grasp the basic concepts of the game (like pinging MIAs...zzzzz), you're way better than most of the people I get matched with, and I'll be glad to have you. On the personality side, if you AFK/feed because you get mad, blame other people for your mistakes, tilt because you died a couple times, or rage for any reason, move along. You're the kind I want to leave behind.
About me: I main mid lane and top because that's where I can do the best carrying from. I can play all roles adequately, and will gladly give those up if someone can do a better job. I don't rage, AFK, or easily tilt. I win my lane about 75% of the time regardless who I'm playing. I won't say I'm good. You can decide that for yourself. I'll say I have a solid grasp of the game mechanics, I've played almost every champ, and I know a versatile handful of them really well. I play mostly at night and through the wee hours.
About the team: Life is fluid, and rigid schedules don't work well with that. I'd like to get enough people for this team that there's always someone on to play with. We can make it more or less structured as needed. Personally, my focus is ranked 5's. I want to see what it's like playing with people who use their brains. I'm down for all the other modes, too, when there's time or we're feeling lazy.
If this sounds good to you, write me a comment back, something more than "hi/hey/what's up" if you want me to reply. Include your summoner name, and anything you think is relevant about yourself. I'll be on a couple times a day to check this post. I will not be adding people in-game automatically. No sense wasting my time and yours if we can't even talk to each other on here.
-Stillborne
