Lonely G5 jungler seeks compatible mid-lane mate to camp for
Greetings, American mid laners!
Are you tired of playing solo queue? Have you ever thought "There's more to life than this?"
Have you ever thought "There must be a jungler out there for me. Someone who will camp my lane all day. Someone who will get me fed so I can carry. Someone who will chill in my back pocket until called upon. Someone I can take long romantic roams down the river with to 4-man dive bot lane. Oh where, WHERE is my jungler soul mate?"
Look no further, my dudes - your sneaky knight in shining armor is a mere PM away. He ganks, he tanks, he calls you after your first date - but not too soon, he gives it like 2 days. He's the kind of jungler you'd be proud to take home to your mama.
He is....
Barkley.