I really hate how Demacia gets so many badass champions.

Scrimshäw··3 votes·2,165 views

Why do they get Poppy? And Galio? And Fiora? and... Vayne? da fuq?

Retcon Galio to be from Shurima or something, ancient Egyptians loved rocks and shit. Vayne shouldn't be allied with Demacia, if anything she should live in Noxus, but hold a banner for none...

SHYVANA TOO? REALLY? NOXUS SHOULD HAVE A DAMN DRAGON

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Sharjo8 votes

I...I...

I'm not really sure what I'm supposed to say. So I'm gonna say this.

clears throat

DEMACIA!!!Fiora Galio Garen JarvanIV Lucian Lux Poppy Quinn Shyvana SonaVayne XinZhao

Syn Zykan1 votes

damn was coming here to post this exact same thing essentially >.>

Rivvy6 votes

DravenDariusDravenVladimirDravenLeblancDravenKatarinaDravenTalonDravenSionDravenMorganaDravenSwain

ModAcademy Kayn1 votes

Swain :( I'm noxus too.

Rivvy1 votes

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Swain :( I'm noxus too.

I know. I just don't see him as badass as the others though. :c

Scrimshäw1 votes

how are you going to consider cass more badass than swain? the cane 2.0

Rivvy1 votes

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how are you going to consider cass more badass than swain? the cane 2.0

Very true, editing now.

Passionlip1 votes

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I know. I just don't see him as badass as the others though.

The badassery of Swain is so Big that his superiors demoted themselves to serve under him. Yeah, he's THAT awesome.

Sion ? Pretty much Unkillable, and if with a LOT of luck (or amazing superior firepower Vayne ) You manage to put him down he just RISE AND START KICKIN' YOUR ASS AGAIN.

Rivvy1 votes

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The badassery of Swain is so Big that his superiors demoted themselves to serve under him. Yeah, he's THAT awesome.

Sion ? Pretty much Unkillable, and if with a LOT of luck (or amazing superior firepower Vayne ) You manage to put him down he just RISE AND START KICKIN' YOUR ASS AGAIN.

I fixed it. ;o

Blitzidious2 votes

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DravenDariusDravenVladimirDravenLeblancDravenKatarinaDravenTalonDravenSionDravenMorganaDravenCassiopeia

Drraaavven

redniwediS4 votes

And what about Noxus and their badass champions? They are not exactly lacking in that regard.

Only Play Darius1 votes

Katarina Darius Cassiopeia Leblanc Riven Sion are all kinda lame tbh.

redniwediS1 votes

Wat?

insaiyanbacca3 votes

do you even dunk bruh?

ZeichiVos1 votes

How can you call Sion lame when OP is suggesting FIORA is badass?!?

Fiora I long for a vurzy oppone- shut the hell up!

Weiner the Pooh1 votes

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How can you call Sion lame when OP is suggesting FIORA is badass?!?

Fiora I long for a vurzy oppone- shut the hell up!

How is she not badass? she moves at lightning speeds while fighting enemies who are two to three times her size and she can block bullets with only a sword.

ZeichiVos1 votes

The problem being that those points are true of every champ, bar the the bullet blocking. There's a reason it's the League of LEGENDS

And given that bullets in this game are visible while in flight, the act of blocking one is a bit less amazing than it would otherwise be.

Narasimha4 votes

Because Noxus has Draven

So its pretty even odds. Demacia might need 1 or 2 more champs to match up though.

Togira Ikonoka1 votes

Ionia doesn't get badass champions? EVERY NINJA? Lee Sin? Irelia? Ahri?

Togira Ikonoka1 votes

Scratch that, not sure if Ahri is Ionia, but you get my point.

SpongebobIsLife1 votes

she is

SEKAI1 votes

How can you forget that Noxus has Garrosh, Birdman, Axe and URGOD?

How?

Dreamspitter3 votes

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How can you forget that Noxus has Garrosh, Birdman, Axe and URGOD?

How?

Not Garrosh, Blackhand.

http://bnetcmsus-a.akamaihd.net/cms/blog_header/rq/RQ6BP7SU6VRT1412799637225.jpg

FHMarshy1 votes

Draven Cassiopeia Darius Katarina Leblanc Riven Singed Sion Talon Swain Urgot Warwick

Quite badass

Scrimshäw1 votes

Riven renounced her Noxian citizenship

Singed is Zaunite As is Warwick

FHMarshy2 votes

http://leagueoflegends.wikia.com/wiki/Noxus

Yes, I agree on the Riven part.

Singed, Warwick and Mundo were all supported by Noxus.

I'd put them under Noxians living in Zaun

Dreamspitter1 votes

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Why do they get Poppy? And Galio? And Fiora? and... Vayne? da fuq?

Retcon Galio to be from Shurima or something, ancient Egyptians loved rocks and shit. Vayne shouldn't be allied with Demacia, if anything she should live in Noxus, but hold a banner for none...

SHYVANA TOO? REALLY? NOXUS SHOULD HAVE A DAMN DRAGON

Garen

Passionlip2 votes

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Garen

Garen I WILL NOT FALTER.

Variks the Loyal1 votes

Noxus has plenty of badass champions. Sion is the biggest badass in the game.

insaiyanbacca1 votes

meanwhile shadow isles has all the awesome things like ghosts of vengence an evil centaur a giant suit of metal armor yorick, or you have shurima that has what 4 people that are essentially god/demigods, freljord with all of their champs feeling really powerful to play, or void with some epic alien monsters. oh and basically everyone on noxus

Ebonmaw Dragon1 votes

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SHYVANA TOO? REALLY? NOXUS SHOULD HAVE A DAMN DRAGON

Noxians are racist. They only have humans... or undead humans... or snakehumans

Nayah0091 votes

Ahri Would this work for Ahri in mid lane the build: item 1076 item 3089 item 3157 item 3001 item 3009 item 3285 item 2003 item 2003 item 2004 item 2004

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