If you can have crossbreed (Sett), why don't we have half human/Yordles?

Vastayans are part human

Yordles arent. Plus the size difference makes things very awkward.

People really only dislike this theory because they think of when they read "yordle" and they're turned off by the idea. But we're talking about a half-yordle, half-human being. Not a half-human, half-rat.

Yordles like and have far more human-like appearances than or , they're basically just short elves and interracial human/elf relationships are fairly common in fantasy (Aragorn + Galadriel from LotR for example.)

As of now there is no piece of canon lore that says yordles breed. From what we can tell, every yordle that has ever existed already exists and has always existed. To a yordle experience time is a chore, and they don't like it. Like Poppy went for a walk in the woods when Demacia was first being built, by the time she stopped at the first town for food Demacia was a thriving kingdom that has stood for decades.

invented condoms and Yordles haven't given it to the world yet.

Firries Alert !!!

Was dating a Woman who was about somewhere around 5f6 to 5f11, Caucasian Tall bond hair occupation Beautician she was Told me she found Japanese Boys to be the cutest, and picked one up at a local Festival, they fooled around a little and then realized He didn't fit....and nothing he tried was going to work, so they both apologized and went their separate ways unsatisfied.

if the DNA isn't a Problem I can Promise you Size does matter.

Secondly, you should look up The Phrase Sperm Allergy and have a interesting read on the Science of the matter. Even Human to Human can be trouble. for example A lot of Icelanders are almost a new species of Human when you look at how the Human body reacts to the sperm/dna fusion.

Scientifically speaking it would take almost a Decade of Guzzling sperm before the Yordles DNA is even Remotely close to be acceptable by a Human Ovum immune system without aids being involved, and Eugenically speaking it would be horrific/misscarry due to just the way Genetics works.

and in working theories of Hybrid species in Humanity less then 1% of the Hybrids dna remains after in the Human Genome so you wouldn't even Know they had any sort of Yordle relation.

For example for Hybrids to be scientifically successful in the wild typically After Birth Incest is Involved, where their was an Identical Twin or a Son/mother relation in the next Generation.

Hybridization isn't something A normal thinking Human or Yordle would strive for in a Society.

this is the truth to why Incest is truly Frond upon, as it's the First step to creating what would be a New species as seen in all the new plant species man has made/taken advantage of it's a interesting science.

and Even if the DNA split 50 50 in the Next Generation Outside of it's Own Incest/hillbilly family less then 1% of the Hybrids Dna will remain making the child Human enough or yordle enough to be Just that. and that's IF they are lucky enough to not be sterile as most are Sterile outside of their own Twin or Parent.

so Just to make it 100% Clear if they are a True 50% 50% Hybrid their partner has to be their Twin, to make a new species if it's their Parent in the next Generation (as most would not accept the DNA) the next child is 1% hybrid 99% whatever race the Parent is) as documented on studies on Donkeys/mules/frogs and the like. and explored in the DNA science of Human Ancestors Aka the 16+ monkey species found in our Own Human DNA

According to the most Ancient of religions/stories of Alchemy, ancient Druidism, The story of Dwarves. this was Achieved in Humanity by the Giants of Old (so a variation of man) who thought it would be a Great Idea to create Underground Cave gardans and commence in Breeding experiments that you can actually find and read in the United states Archives of literature, scanned and placed online Government websites.

for the Case of White people, and Dwarves before the time of Bablyon they had Slave mines where you would lived out generation after generation in the pit, like all creatures born in darkness the skin turned white. they where malnourished short with beards and knew everything of the Rocks. after the Fall of Babylon they continued to live/die in the Rock because that's all they knew the ones who Ventured upon the land where known as the Elves, The Elves who developed/worked on what would be the silk road today through India to china learned/traded the ways of the Rock for the ways of the written word and became known as High elves. history is fucked yo

It's said upon the surface the elves partook in alcholizing all their food to live and Developed Fine whines to get through the winters and live in the forest, I'm going to call that one Fedal Alcohol syndrome. my point is the study of Eugenics/cross speciasim is more of the study of Mal nutrition/Disease and Decay, and how their Ancestors coped through that period.

so if you really Want a Yordle/Human Half breed you better have an amazing Zone of Death, with a barrier none of them can pass with a slave master being a jerk, and no PG 13 game is going to write that for you.

continuing on that thought, in the study of Eugenics particularly in Dogs, or horses or whatever It is a well Known fact that if a Pure breed Dog without spots, has Sex with a Dog who Has Spots even if they do no produce Puppies some of their Litter will have Spots, Ruining the Pure breed. in ancient Religions the Method to Create a God is actually a Orgy of the strongest of the Village as it was believed they would all be the father and the Child would have the Greatest traits of all. which is why a Woman who has Only had 1 partner is believed to be the best because it is Truly your child, and you are the Parent. it is Known in studies with parents who had Multiple partners the Child takes on the Height/volume characteristics of their first Partner. it is also known that when you swallow sperm, or take it into your body, that your body actually begins to Duplicate that DNA and seed your eggs with that Secondary DNA to use as a Emergency basis if the Sperm that successfully impregnates you has a DNA problem it can pull the DNA of the past Host, as in terms of Evolution only the STrongest/best even tap that to begin with so it's not a problem.

so in theory to EVEN create a Human/half breed yordle based off these findings you would A need the woman to be Enslaved/fed the Dna of the host or Diseased enough for the Immune system to fail which would happen in starvation.

Secondarily the Subject would have to be a Virgin as not to Have a Copy of it's races DNA to plug in the holes of DNA it doesn't like as the body natural Defense against Corrupted DNA would be that process in absence of a Immune system.

Thirdly as the Child is Born Sterile the only known way around this 3 Options Hermaphroditic to carry on the Lineage, or Twincest.

Thirdly to Hold that DNA in the Species the Child would have to have a Child with the Parent and that Child would then have to be accepted back into the Community being 99% the dna of a Human or yordle being born able to have children with the parents species and then reproduce.

So that to answer your question is why their are No Yordle Human cross breeds.

they being Good Human Societies would witch Hunt anybody who would try such a deed as Humans have done for Generations. for example the chinese once Began the idea of a HUman/chimpanzee hybrid through cross specialization the experiment was never even allowed to occur as the entire world flipped out, even their own Families of the Scientists where Horrified. their are things you just don't do.

Even in the old stories of alchemy, the people who began the cross species studies when found out where executed. the Creations that Escaped continued to live in secret and repeated the mistakes of their masters out of Innocence until the Race of man was born. It's super Taboo, and in those old stories The Giants of old murdered virtually everyone, except for a Few Woman they called Nephalim because Bow chicka wow wow. because something about a girl who's never seen the sun/with a serious lack of Pigment like the moon/no body hair/pale eyes was super hot.

in the old language God meant King, the Nephilim where known as Children of God because their creation was ordered by the Kings at the time. made a lot of people uncomfortable.

noted by the same sort of fan fics who write about shit like the locness monsters they believe these caves would have existed attached to Lake ontario, Turkey, Europe, China, and india, as they all have evidence of Ancient Mines where many differen't species of Monkey seemed to be co-inhabiting.

I hope you enjoyed the darker side of evolution science the universities slammed down my throat in sub text.