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Shocked at the new Kat bio.

zrWQMdGHtY·2/6/2018, 8:38:48 PM·1 votes·497 views

So basically. I was minding my own business playing games on steam and stuff. And all of a sudden I get a message by a friend saying

"Congratulations, you're officially Katarina".

And I was like

"Wtf are you talking about?"

Then he linked me her new bio. At first I was like

"Who knows what mombo jumbo they wrote again."

So I start reading and at one point I'm like...

"Wait... what? Is Katarina now a 17-8 year old me?"

Then some old memories started to come back... Her new bio is like a huge copy of my chat logs and pretty much my behavior from 6-7 years ago.

Thumbs up, to Riot for making me feel like myself while playing the girl I love in this game, but please... did it really need to be my younger self. That's just... Wrong in so many ways.

Well. It could of been worse. Glad it's not all that bad. I mean it could of been my 12 year old self, now that would of made a horrible champion bio. (rofl)

23 Comments

Ebonmaw Dragon2/6/2018, 9:17:39 PM3 votes

Yes, Riot actually has ninja spies in your home and they take note of evetything that you have done until now, so they can create a character from the game.

If you hear some weird sounds at night, dont worry, it must be a ninja from Riot.

The Iceborn2/6/2018, 8:42:06 PM1 votes

shooketh

GreenLore2/6/2018, 9:12:34 PM1 votes

While we didn't get an exact timeline it is actually likely that the lore of katarina plays in the past. It says at the end that her father would likely search for a replacement for her and that replacement is likely Talon (and I'm pretty sure that it took Talon several years to finish his training)

Vizulix2/6/2018, 11:06:17 PM1 votes

Uhhh mate, sorry if I'm popping your bubble but you might want to tone the paranoia down a notch. The new bio is not based off of you and is simply a reworked and longer version of the old lore.

Teemo