How can Ahri be Waifu material when she's out to kill?????

WitchQueen Annie··7 votes·889 views

It appears that for some reason, the champion Ahri is considered by many to be Waifu material. However, there is a bit of a problem.

In the lore it says the following:

"A cunning creature, she adapted herself to the customs of human society and used her profound gift of beauty to attract unsuspecting men. She could consume their life essences when they were under the spell of her seductive charms."

Now the lore does go on to say that she experiences regret, is conflicted, and joins the League to try to resolve said conflict.

This however, does not change the following facts:

  1. She is a serial killer (fits the definition), she has killed numerous people in the past (and depending on what the end result of her philosophising might be, she may or may not be willing to kill a few more)
  2. She uses her sexuality to get what she wants

I would say this should disqualify her as Waifu material if we were being entirely reasonable about this wouldn't you?

11 Comments

midnight oil243 votes

Well, yes, it should. Unfortunately...

people don't really care what a character's done, they'll still want to get with them. It's pretty weird, especially with certain characters, but they'll keep doing it because it doesn't matter if, say, a character wants to commit genocide (I know ahri doesn't want ot commit genocide), if they're attractive, people will be all over them.

WitchQueen Annie1 votes

[{quoted}](name=midnight oil24,realm=NA,application-id=6kFXY1kR,discussion-id=x62AF2Hk,comment-id=0002,timestamp=2017-04-09T21:59:08.327+0000)

Well, yes, it should. Unfortunately...

people don't really care what a character's done, they'll still want to get with them. It's pretty weird, especially with certain characters, but they'll keep doing it because it doesn't matter if, say, a character wants to commit genocide (I know ahri doesn't want ot commit genocide), if they're attractive, people will be all over them.

so its kind of a like a Draco Malfoy ship train?

midnight oil241 votes

Yes, exactly!

Kukan Seishin2 votes

Cause Ahri loves me ^_^

Spareatick2 votes

if we were being entirely reasonable having a Waifu wouldn't even be a thing. There are a lot of waifu that would actually be terrible in real life. Plus good luck trying to stop people xD

midnight oil241 votes

You make a very good point. People are insane.

TyrekGoldenspear1 votes

Do you seriously think thia would stop anybody? The power of waifu material throws logic out the window.

Ahristocats1 votes

[{quoted}](name=Vlad Maine ,realm=NA,application-id=6kFXY1kR,discussion-id=x62AF2Hk,comment-id=,timestamp=2017-04-09T21:53:33.554+0000)

  1. She uses her sexuality to get what she wants

last time i chcked it was magic

-gH

WitchQueen Annie1 votes

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last time i chcked it was magic, i don't even think she knows what sexuality is

-gH

Why do you say that?

The Last Ballad2 votes

Because short skirts just low enough to not show anything, but high enough that you are unsure if it is correct to even say she is wearing a skirt, expertly stitched shirts that leave just enough to the imagination to inspire, but not enough to satisfy, hooker heels, and voice lines such as "I know what they desire." / "Tell me a secret." / "Should I make your pulse rise? Or... STOP! (giggles)" are completely innocent mistakes that anyone who knows nothing about sexuality can do, while also rapeing out the life essance of her victims. (That last part is important.)

Yes, she is capable of charming men(maybe more) with magic, but it seems to only last a short time(see "a new dawn" trailer or her color text), and seems to be more like an compulsion or a mental suggestion, which, if catching someone off guard, would have them stagger after her for a second before they regain their senses. But really? Dressed like that, there is only one class of men she would _have _ to charm the sense out of.

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