Solid PROOF that Viktor is normal and Heimerdinger is a crazy mofo

Krizalid·8/22/2015, 3:28:26 PM·157 votes·7,954 views

When you play as Vladimir and use Q (Transfusion) on Heimerdonger's turrets, you can suck blood from it. Which proves the theory that his nasty turrets work from babies blood which is being delivered to him by his old friend Satan Teemo. Do not trust the Piltover propaganda and hail the glorious evolution! Viktor Viktor Viktor http://cs418718.vk.me/v418718062/1193/R4YeUkeBFuY.jpg

50 Comments

Maple Crusader8/22/2015, 4:32:56 PM35 votes

But Vlad can drain blood from Blitz, who's supposed to be a machine. Since Blitz is made by Viktor, this means he's just as crazy as Heimer. Blitz is full of BLOOD!

Rito Staff8/22/2015, 5:46:45 PM13 votes

So what, vlad sucks blood out of teemo, how the fck is that possible? Shouldn't it be fire or something?

Ravore8/22/2015, 6:34:23 PM10 votes

What?

Gunslinger7448/22/2015, 7:43:23 PM9 votes

I'm gonna be the party pooper here and state that officially, Vlad doesn't drink the blood of his enemies with Q. He steals their life essence. In an early Journal of Justice a summoner asked Vladimir the following:

“I have often chosen Vladimir Vladimir as my champion to do battle on the Fields of Justice, and I am filled with a morbid fascination regarding his transfusion...do individual champions have unique tasting blood? Does the dark blood of the Void from, say, Chogath Cho'Gath taste different from the chemical-laden blood of Singed Singed? Which champion would you say is your ‘favorite’?”

To which Vladimir responded:

The thought of you there, fantasizing about the taste of blood, invigorates me. I do not drink it in the conventional sense; I use it and it fills me. Think of the relationship a cloud might have with water. However, what makes blood special is not its actual taste, but the flavor of the life force which infuses it. That life force is what I ‘taste’ when I use my craft. In this way the blood of Cho’Gath is as different from the blood of Singed as are the two champions themselves. Despite the many flavors, I could not choose a favorite. Variety, like blood, is the spice of life!

Azteryz8/22/2015, 4:15:01 PM9 votes

mother of god D:

Senpai DreamGuy8/23/2015, 12:19:03 AM6 votes

Heimerdinger : shit there figuring it out

Sniper 08/22/2015, 11:25:47 PM5 votes

All shall join the glorious evolution! Hail Viktor!

LoL Ergo Urgot8/23/2015, 12:14:44 AM3 votes

There is no gainsay hear. Long live the Evolution!

The Soulforged8/22/2015, 5:03:27 PM3 votes

I remember a thread saying that Vlad q works on anythings life force, like oil for blitz. It isn't really just blood. Unfortunately the archives are literally impossible to access and Riot wants us to forget it.

GreenLore8/23/2015, 1:12:39 AM2 votes

By that logic Viktor would be even more insane since Vlad also gets blood out of Blitzcrank who was built by Viktor and his team and that was before Viktor fell into depression

Enchanté8/26/2015, 3:42:53 PM1 votes

GLORIOUS EVOLucian !!!!!

RangoTangoGanko8/22/2015, 6:32:53 PM1 votes

Butt battle cast are suppose to be robots but vlad still does the same

Limitanei8/22/2015, 7:08:46 PM1 votes

insert obligatory Viktor is OP comment here

Centuros8/22/2015, 7:46:13 PM1 votes

You can also drain blood from any of the robots and robot skins in the game,

Blue Moon Wolf8/22/2015, 9:43:08 PM1 votes

That's about as disturbing as the theory that the companion cubes in portal are people, crammed in boxes .__.

Doctor Dyment8/22/2015, 10:36:33 PM1 votes

And where good sir, did you happen across the information that he uses infantile creature's blood as a source of power for his machines?

Eeyore8/23/2015, 11:09:46 AM1 votes

But...

Viktor created Blitzcrank.

Ramuhdo8/23/2015, 2:01:40 PM1 votes

I see the light. Let me join the glorious evolution.