Solid PROOF that Viktor is normal and Heimerdinger is a crazy mofo

Krizalid··157 votes·7,954 views

When you play as Vladimir and use Q (Transfusion) on Heimerdonger's turrets, you can suck blood from it. Which proves the theory that his nasty turrets work from babies blood which is being delivered to him by his old friend Satan Teemo. Do not trust the Piltover propaganda and hail the glorious evolution! Viktor Viktor Viktor http://cs418718.vk.me/v418718062/1193/R4YeUkeBFuY.jpg

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Maple Crusader35 votes

But Vlad can drain blood from Blitz, who's supposed to be a machine. Since Blitz is made by Viktor, this means he's just as crazy as Heimer. Blitz is full of BLOOD!

Ariel the Cruel17 votes

Blitz also has a heart and self-awareness. Blitz was an early attempt at creating sentience. Not a mass-produced weapon of war.

Rustling Bush2 votes

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Blitz also has a heart and self-awareness. Blitz was an early attempt at creating sentience. Not a mass-produced weapon of war.

i'm not to sure about that

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Jingerbeardman24 votes

nah man vlad dont discriminate between blood and oil. life blood, life oil, whats the diff

GreenLore1 votes

But then there is no reason to assume that heimers turrets run on blood,thus making the point of this thread kinda moot...

Nilok7 votes

Vlad pulls the life force from things, and due to Viktor's work, Blitz is alive and has a life force. The problem is that Heimerdinger's turrets shouldn't be alive, but they have life force, what are they running on and where is Heimerdinger getting all this life force? Does he use a small Soul Furnace like Sion to keep them running?

Something has to be alive in there, used and discarded by Heimerdinger just to run his automated guns. And people call Viktor crazy for trying to give the handicapped prosthetic limbs.

doiminat0r36001 votes

Let's just say there is a reason he only gets one every ~30 seconds.

ElJanitorFrank4 votes

Viktor made life by putting blood in blitz, but Heimerdinger killed babies and put their blood in his turrets, making them forever his slave for eternity or until they DIE.

Who's the real monster?

Limitanei4 votes

Heimerdinger is.

He willingly left Bandle City to share his inventions/genius at Piltover cough and baby-blood powered turrets cough, and now terrorizes the midlane with Fizz and Yasuo.

Viktor may be a psychotic part-man part-machine mage with a wicked voice, but he wouldn't be the man/machine he is today if it wasn't for Professor Stanwick.

LeafyGreen5 votes

Plus he is creating an army of robots (The line of skins) to stop the void.

salvaro1 votes

They should really change his lore, he looks so much more believable if he was made by Heimerdinger. Either that or they give him a visual overhaul to make him look more intimidating, at the very least. I mean if he was Viktor's creation, shouldn't be as scary/crazy-looking as the Battlecast skins?

Ask the Herald3 votes

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They should really change his lore, he looks so much more believable if he was made by Heimerdinger. Either that or they give him a visual overhaul to make him look more intimidating, at the very least. I mean if he was Viktor's creation, shouldn't be as scary/crazy-looking as the Battlecast skins?

Blitzcrank was designed at a time where the Machine Herald wasn't even so much of a concept, let alone a physical entity. Also, Blitzcrank was designed for waste reclamation and an experiment in adaptable-judgment in an artificial intelligence, that which eventually became sentience.

Rito Staff13 votes

So what, vlad sucks blood out of teemo, how the fck is that possible? Shouldn't it be fire or something?

Sona Ping3 votes

Well why do you think there is blood of the innocent inside Teemo?

Zair Umbras1 votes

ALL HAIL SATAN, OUR FURRY LORD AND SAVIOR. Teemo

Ravore10 votes

What?

Azteryz9 votes

mother of god D:

Gunslinger7449 votes

I'm gonna be the party pooper here and state that officially, Vlad doesn't drink the blood of his enemies with Q. He steals their life essence. In an early Journal of Justice a summoner asked Vladimir the following:

“I have often chosen Vladimir Vladimir as my champion to do battle on the Fields of Justice, and I am filled with a morbid fascination regarding his transfusion...do individual champions have unique tasting blood? Does the dark blood of the Void from, say, Chogath Cho'Gath taste different from the chemical-laden blood of Singed Singed? Which champion would you say is your ‘favorite’?”

To which Vladimir responded:

The thought of you there, fantasizing about the taste of blood, invigorates me. I do not drink it in the conventional sense; I use it and it fills me. Think of the relationship a cloud might have with water. However, what makes blood special is not its actual taste, but the flavor of the life force which infuses it. That life force is what I ‘taste’ when I use my craft. In this way the blood of Cho’Gath is as different from the blood of Singed as are the two champions themselves. Despite the many flavors, I could not choose a favorite. Variety, like blood, is the spice of life!

LeeDark1 votes

Non-canon. Journal of Justice and the summoner asking the question never existed.

Nilok1 votes

Officially, Summoners do exist still, just not as the Institute of War. This was just an interested Summoner that Vlad was okay with talking to.

LeeDark1 votes

And where is this, officially?

Nilok4 votes

So why is there life force in simple turrets?

We can understand Blitz and Orianna, they have been given life in some way, but the turrets? They should just be basic robots, empty shells, yet they are filled with life. Heimerdinger is more of a monster that could be imagined, who's life is he siphoning away to run his army of turrets?

Children.

Senpai DreamGuy6 votes

Heimerdinger : shit there figuring it out

Sniper 05 votes

All shall join the glorious evolution! Hail Viktor!

The Soulforged3 votes

I remember a thread saying that Vlad q works on anythings life force, like oil for blitz. It isn't really just blood. Unfortunately the archives are literally impossible to access and Riot wants us to forget it.

Dreamspitter1 votes

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I remember a thread saying that Vlad q works on anythings life force, like oil for blitz. It isn't really just blood. Unfortunately the archives are literally impossible to access and Riot wants us to forget it.

Archives of what?

You mean things reds said in random threads, like that Lissandra is blind?

The Soulforged1 votes

Not really random because the question was asked specifically in the thread.

LoL Ergo Urgot3 votes

There is no gainsay hear. Long live the Evolution!

GreenLore2 votes

By that logic Viktor would be even more insane since Vlad also gets blood out of Blitzcrank who was built by Viktor and his team and that was before Viktor fell into depression

RangoTangoGanko1 votes

Butt battle cast are suppose to be robots but vlad still does the same

Limitanei1 votes

insert obligatory Viktor is OP comment here

Centuros1 votes

You can also drain blood from any of the robots and robot skins in the game,

Blue Moon Wolf1 votes

That's about as disturbing as the theory that the companion cubes in portal are people, crammed in boxes .__.

Doctor Dyment1 votes

And where good sir, did you happen across the information that he uses infantile creature's blood as a source of power for his machines?

The Ecdysiast3 votes

Blueprints

Doctor Dyment3 votes

Mhm... a likely story from a man who would back a person who seeks to assimilate all of the world into robots.

The Ecdysiast2 votes

Assimilation is the only direction we can go with the magic ruining this planet. We cannot stop the Void, but we can transform it.

Doctor Dyment3 votes

Nay, I will NOT abandon my humanity to fight alien creatures from a different plane of existence. All the people of Valoran will unite under a single banner and battle this raging enemy to the brink of destruction. We will prevail, without losing exactly what the Void wants us to lose.

The Ecdysiast4 votes

You'd have a strong argument if they cared at all about taking away humanity. They don't. They just want to eat us.

The only banner we can fight under is that of the technological future. Without weapons advanced enough to compete with the Void, we cannot stop it. Regardless of how many steel swords, axes, arrows, and darts we throw at it.

Plus we don't abandon out humanity. We still think and act as humans. Except without the flesh the flesh they want to eat.

Doctor Dyment3 votes

The "glorious evolution" seeks to replace human emotion and feeling, with cold hard metals. Your future holds nothing for us. Even if the battle is won, after the dust settles, all that will remain will be a grim and dark wasteland of unfeeling metal abominations. If we think smart, we won't need metal to fight the enemy. We'll just turn the Voidborn on a certain other set of monsters threatening our boarders.

The Ecdysiast2 votes

Emotions are not in the flesh, but in the mind. With the glorious technology of our savior Viktor, the current mental state is preserved. He may not be subject to emotions, but we who walk in his footsteps may continue to be tied by our unfortunate chemical imbalances.

And what monsters, may I ask, are you referring to?

Doctor Dyment1 votes

Viktor himself changed to the tin man he is now so he could "upgrade" himself, and replace the jealousy festering within him. And the other creatures I speak of, are those of the Shadow Isles. Even if we all turn to metal, and defeat the Voidborn, we will still have to battle the creatures from the dark planes on the Shadow Isles. These are creatures beyond the magic of the Void. They are things like apparitions, demons, and spirits. We, as humans, have no firm grasp on the realm that these creatures drift in and out of. But the Voidborn do. Being from an alternate plane of existence themselves, they will most likely know how to manipulate others who can travel through dimensions. The Voidborn, seek to conquer Valoran and indeed Runeterra as a whole. As do the denizens of the Shadow Isles. In a worst case scenario, they would jointly attack us together. But rather more likely, they will attack each other. Eventually, one will stand supreme, battered and exhausted. Then we strike, and drive the invaders from this land. We need not relinquish our humanity to defeat our enemy. We need only to rely on something all we humans share: our intelligence.

The Ecdysiast1 votes

I see your point, but while the path to the Void may possible by closed with magic or techmaturgy, the undead will always be a threat, regardless of what land they hail from.

If you wish to destroy the Void without becoming a perfect mechanical being, then our hope lies not in waiting for them to get tired out fighting an immortal enemy but in joining forces with the Shadow Isles ourselves.

Lucian May have trouble with this idea, but Kalista and Mordekaiser have shown through their choice in abilities on the Fields of Justice that working together with the living is not only a possibility, but preferred among some of the undead.

Thresh requires the living to devour souls. If Runeterra were to fall, he would starve. Mordekaiser would have nothing left but what little sorrow there may be among the 50 or so survivors.

Perhaps, to test your statement of humanity being lost, we should mechanize Karthus and Kalista , who --unlike other undead-- are known to have been human and living and harbored such strong emotional connections that they still retained those feelings after undeath.

Eeyore1 votes

But...

Viktor created Blitzcrank.

Ramuhdo1 votes

I see the light. Let me join the glorious evolution.

Enchanté1 votes

GLORIOUS EVOLucian !!!!!

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