If you had to pucker up buttercup, which of these three would you choose? Also care to explain the pros and cons, or just a simple reason for your choice?
Her?
Loves riding comets and rainbows.
or
Him?
Hits the taverns and bars on a regular basis, has a nice big gut.
or
Her?
Prefers long burrowing under ground, and will take you caving.
Don't forget to vote to see what other's chose. [zombie-nunu-hearts]
Fasmodey12 votesZoe, a friendly kiss, or like how a parent kisses their kid. Not from lips tho. Just cheeks.
Pros: Children are squishy, they are pleasant to hug and kiss.
Cons: Not a sexual kiss, no interest.
Gragas is unattractive af, wouldn't kiss.
Rek'Sai, I prefer my face not ripped off from its body. Let it stay there.
DerMangoJoghurt8 votesOut of %%%%philia, being gay and getting your face ripped of, a little bit of gayness seems the least problematic.
Edit: Why did that get censored? Well, you know what I mean
DBS Ronovon6 votesOut of %%%%philia, being gay and getting your face ripped of, a little bit of gayness seems the least problematic.
Hey it could be a greeting or just a friendly kiss, nothing too crazy, and no strings attached. I was just asking which of the three you'd prefer, if you had to pick only one. I only put Gragas because there are girls on the forums too.
Also Zoe is 1000 years old so nothing wrong there, right?
Warlord Dienekes8 votesShe has the body and mentality of an 11 year old.
Something is very wrong there.
Fasmodey10 votes[{quoted}](name=Warlord Dienekes,realm=NA,application-id=6kFXY1kR,discussion-id=oJZbYqAp,comment-id=000000000000,timestamp=2018-05-14T13:46:14.240+0000)
She has the body and mentality of an 11 year old.
Something is very wrong there.
Something terribly wrong.
You hold him, I call the police.
DBS Ronovon5 votes[{quoted}](name=Warlord Dienekes,realm=NA,application-id=6kFXY1kR,discussion-id=oJZbYqAp,comment-id=000000000000,timestamp=2018-05-14T13:46:14.240+0000)
She has the body and mentality of an 11 year old.
Something is very wrong there.
Yeah but the lore says she is 1000, so its okay, right?
ZΔUN3 votesYou don't get the point,she may be like 9999999 years old,if she still has the body and mentality of a child/teen,it is wrong no matter how you look at it. In fact it may be her who is in the wrong due to imaginary cosmic laws about immortal entities not allowed to lay hand on a mortal who should be like a child to them,even a 100yo one,but hell,laws and morality are 2 differents topics mate
IcyPepper1 votesNot to mention she's clearly insane to some degree, and that's another can of worms.
ZΔUN1 votesWouldn't call her mental state Insanity,she's like a child who has stopped growing thus having almost an infinite amount of time to play,see amazing things,get bored of seeing said things,repeat ect
Plus her design is really cute,she's all out a playful girl wich is torn between fun,flavors,colors,boys ect (Teen stuff) and the heavy burden of being the twilight's aspect,bringing omens,being an herald ect. She even seems pretty much the sanest one could be while being 12yo AND an aspect.
IcyPepper1 votesTouché, didn't even cross my mind it was a matter of perspective.
Zeppelins circus2 votesHonestly, I would prefer Zoe's aspect rather than Pantheon (The thing that is controlling him) who dresses like some bondage dungeon master and treats A-sol like some bondage master.
I'm not THAT kinky. A bit of insane can be dismissed.
DBS Ronovon1 votes[{quoted}](name=Zaun Overdrive,realm=EUW,application-id=6kFXY1kR,discussion-id=oJZbYqAp,comment-id=00000000000000010000,timestamp=2018-05-14T16:38:18.553+0000)
You don't get the point,she may be like 9999999 years old,if she still has the body and mentality of a child/teen,it is wrong no matter how you look at it. In fact it may be her who is in the wrong due to imaginary cosmic laws about immortal entities not allowed to lay hand on a mortal who should be like a child to them,even a 100yo one,but hell,laws and morality are 2 differents topics mate
Well complain to Riot about it, I didn't I didn't create a little kid character to satisfy this fetish.
yay nibbers1 votesI thought her human body was supposed to be closer to Lux's age. Doesn't change her mentality mind you.
IcyPepper7 votes Forehead only. Would probably adopt and raise as my own. Adorable.
Hand, maybe cheek only. Don't really like dudes, but I can have bros. Would go drinking with (and lose).
If somehow I could do it without getting maimed and killed for it, would totally kiss.
4 Step Cadence5 votesNone of the above. Jhin now and always.
Zeppelins circus4 votesThe FOUR UPVOTES STRIKES AGAIN. I swear the boards have secret police hitting four likes and maintaining them.
4 Step Cadence2 votesYep. They're called Jhin mains.
Fishlord3 votesZoe, cuz why not?
DBS Ronovon3 votesI prefer Rek Sai, she seems like a Tsundare at first, cold, but warms up after you get to know her. I would love to see what its like tunneling around town like a land shark. So cool, yeah, I am sure if it was just a friendly kiss, Rek Sai would be gentle, I mean after all she is a girl, right? [zombie-brand-clap]
Wafflè2 votesi would kiss gragas cuz he's sexy af
AlienPrimate2 votesZoe because she's hot.
[slayer-pantheon-popcorn]
Meep Man2 votesLong tongue...
[{quoted}](name=Emperor Churger,realm=NA,application-id=6kFXY1kR,discussion-id=oJZbYqAp,comment-id=000e,timestamp=2018-05-15T01:40:14.546+0000)
Long tongue...
Do you mean Rek'Sai's long tongue? Precisely what I was thinking.
Fondling Gems2 votesGonna go with Rek'Sai for a bit of a weird reason. I have always had numerous animals and after having dogs constantly trying to lick your face you kind of get used to the whole slobber aspect. Anyways me kissing my animals on their noses is now just something I do, and for whatever strange reason, when I actually think about how big Rek'Sai is (Which is really damn big) I just start to think of her as a really big dog.
So I would kiss her on the nose, scratch some chitin, and call her a good girl.
DBS Ronovon1 votes[{quoted}](name=Fondling Gems,realm=NA,application-id=6kFXY1kR,discussion-id=oJZbYqAp,comment-id=000f,timestamp=2018-05-15T07:20:56.210+0000)
Gonna go with Rek'Sai for a bit of a weird reason. I have always had numerous animals and after having dogs constantly trying to lick your face you kind of get used to the whole slobber aspect. Anyways me kissing my animals on their noses is now just something I do, and for whatever strange reason, when I actually think about how big Rek'Sai is (Which is really damn big) I just start to think of her as a really big dog.
So I would kiss her on the nose, scratch some chitin, and call her a good girl.
Flawless Victory..... Beastiality!
BrokenRayquaza2 votesZoe, because while I LOVE rek sai. I don't wanna die. Gragas would probably have alcohol all over his body and Zoe would be more like a parents kiss rather than a lovely dovey one.
ZedUsanGovos2 votesYes officer, this is the comment section.
Marothennan1 voteswould rather commit sudoku
HalcyonDweller1 votesDBS Ronovon1 votesSudoku:
Dude better commit to playing Sudoku.
Vlada Cut1 votesEwh. So the choices are child abuse, gay and dead? What is wrong with you?!
Late For Tea1 votesI would gladly kiss the hand of a disney princess, like a true gentleman.
[sg-ezreal]
Zeppelins circus2 votesYou know. Maybe that Giant voidmonster is a cursed princess or something. Try it. I won't report you for going to her in melee range. lol
ZackTheWaffleMan1 votesI'm not allowed to answer this question.
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######don't kinkshame me
DBS Ronovon1 votesI'm not allowed to answer this question.
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######don't kinkshame me
Ohhh come on, no one will shame you.
Toppien1 votesnone, i would kiss sona...
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DBS Ronovon1 votesnone, i would kiss sona...
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I made a post where you can do a lot more than just kiss Sona.
Toppien2 votes[{quoted}](name=DBS Ronovon,realm=NA,application-id=6kFXY1kR,discussion-id=oJZbYqAp,comment-id=000b0000,timestamp=2018-05-15T00:11:18.436+0000)
I made a post where you can do a lot more than just kiss Sona.
but i just want to kiss her and cuddle with her ;A; i want pure interactions
[sg-jinx]
Tattersall1 votesRek'Sai would kill me instantly, so that's out of the question (as I am not suicidal).
You say it doesn't have to be a weird kiss, like it could just be a kiss on the forehead or something, so you'd think I'd go with Zoe, but…
See, Zoe is an aspect of change. Worst case scenario is she's volatile and might lash out at me on instinct, or maybe just kill me accidentally. With all the power she has, it'd be easy.
My only thing against Gragas is that smelling his breath may immediately intoxicate me, but it doesn't have to be a kiss near the mouth, I could just kiss his hand.
So yeah, I choose Gragas.
Hexs Fortune1 votesI have to choose between kissing something that looks and sounds like an 11 year old little girl, a flesh beast or a purple flesh beast?
How about no?
ModPeriscope1 votesOnly 25 votes for Rek'Sai? These polls be rigged, I tells yas.
DBS Ronovon1 votesOnly 25 votes for Rek'Sai? These polls be rigged, I tells yas.
I voted for Rek’sai lol. I don’t think it’s rigged.
