If you had to pucker up buttercup, which of these three would you choose? Also care to explain the pros and cons, or just a simple reason for your choice?
Her?
Loves riding comets and rainbows.
or
Him?
Hits the taverns and bars on a regular basis, has a nice big gut.
or
Her?
Prefers long burrowing under ground, and will take you caving.
Don't forget to vote to see what other's chose. [zombie-nunu-hearts]
Zoe, a friendly kiss, or like how a parent kisses their kid. Not from lips tho. Just cheeks.
Pros: Children are squishy, they are pleasant to hug and kiss.
Cons: Not a sexual kiss, no interest.
Gragas is unattractive af, wouldn't kiss.
Rek'Sai, I prefer my face not ripped off from its body. Let it stay there.
Out of %%%%philia, being gay and getting your face ripped of, a little bit of gayness seems the least problematic.
Edit: Why did that get censored? Well, you know what I mean
Forehead only. Would probably adopt and raise as my own. Adorable.
Hand, maybe cheek only. Don't really like dudes, but I can have bros. Would go drinking with (and lose).
If somehow I could do it without getting maimed and killed for it, would totally kiss.
None of the above. Jhin now and always.
Zoe, cuz why not?
I prefer Rek Sai, she seems like a Tsundare at first, cold, but warms up after you get to know her. I would love to see what its like tunneling around town like a land shark. So cool, yeah, I am sure if it was just a friendly kiss, Rek Sai would be gentle, I mean after all she is a girl, right? [zombie-brand-clap]
Long tongue...
Gonna go with Rek'Sai for a bit of a weird reason. I have always had numerous animals and after having dogs constantly trying to lick your face you kind of get used to the whole slobber aspect. Anyways me kissing my animals on their noses is now just something I do, and for whatever strange reason, when I actually think about how big Rek'Sai is (Which is really damn big) I just start to think of her as a really big dog.
So I would kiss her on the nose, scratch some chitin, and call her a good girl.
Zoe, because while I LOVE rek sai. I don't wanna die. Gragas would probably have alcohol all over his body and Zoe would be more like a parents kiss rather than a lovely dovey one.
Yes officer, this is the comment section.
i would kiss gragas cuz he's sexy af
Zoe because she's hot.
[slayer-pantheon-popcorn]
Only 25 votes for Rek'Sai? These polls be rigged, I tells yas.
Ewh. So the choices are child abuse, gay and dead? What is wrong with you?!
I would gladly kiss the hand of a disney princess, like a true gentleman.
[sg-ezreal]
I'm not allowed to answer this question.
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none, i would kiss sona...
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Rek'Sai would kill me instantly, so that's out of the question (as I am not suicidal).
You say it doesn't have to be a weird kiss, like it could just be a kiss on the forehead or something, so you'd think I'd go with Zoe, but…
See, Zoe is an aspect of change. Worst case scenario is she's volatile and might lash out at me on instinct, or maybe just kill me accidentally. With all the power she has, it'd be easy.
My only thing against Gragas is that smelling his breath may immediately intoxicate me, but it doesn't have to be a kiss near the mouth, I could just kiss his hand.
So yeah, I choose Gragas.
I have to choose between kissing something that looks and sounds like an 11 year old little girl, a flesh beast or a purple flesh beast?
How about no?
would rather commit sudoku
