April Fools theories
On this blessed day, I dare you all to come up with your most ridiculous theories or headcanon. Let's make rioters' eyes bleed!
I'll start... Syndra's Dark Spheres are actually Void portals.
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Azir and Xerath had an intense sexual relationship, and the reason Xerath betrayed Azir was because Azir wanted to leave him for his harem.
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is not really a monkey. He just plays one on Piltover TV. His real name is "David Steel", Piltover's most popular celebrity known for his "true to life" acting method. -
can speak normal, he invented the language in fact. he chooses not to cause he is really a brilliant tactician and wants everyone to think he's incompetent until he's ready to make his move. -
his portals are REALLY one way. When someone hops into his portal, they are being transported to another dimension for good. the person who comes out the other side is them from another dimension that had ALSO used a portal at that exact same moment. -
Her hair is a wig. a magic wig made in Ionia where she is known by her real name, "Natasha the Kid". famous for her notorious string of robberies across Ionia's magical banks. -
He really just wanted to be a dancer, but his dad told him he had to go to executioner school. He got spider legs in order to go tell his dad "oh no, they gave me spider legs. Now I HAVE to become a dancer. I got too many legs to be an executioner." -
He's not really overweight, that's just a suit made to help keep him warm in the Freljord. He's really a fit strong man rivaling Braum. -
Her legs are not swords, those are just really fancy shoes. All the rage in Piltover. Same for the grappling hooks on her hips. Only thing truly modified on her is her hair, which is so sharp it could cut through solid steel. -
Came up with the double A thing just to tease Varus. Varus is not amused. Rhaast is VERY amused -
He doesn't really need magic to function, it's just that no one ever thought to give the giant statue a cup of coffee to wake him up in the morning. -
He really hates Oranges. But he will put up with them because they have strange healing properties on him and allow him to make exploding barrels appear out of nowhere. like a super power you can only use by eating your least favorite food, it is a blessing and a curse. -
LOVES oranges. so much so she has a Yandere relationship with oranges. GP is her enemy not because he killed her family, that is just what she tells people to hide the truth. She just wants all the oranges to herself and will stop at nothing to make them hers. -
Neeko isn't really Neeko. Neeko is really J4 who is really Leblanc who is really Leblanc's clone who is REALLY Neeko's clone who is really pretending to be cho'gath who got polymorphed into leblanc's clone -
Is really J4's secret brother. Separated at birth, neither one has any memory of each other. -
Is not really Irelia. It's Warring Kingdoms Kat who hit her head and lost her memory. She made up an entire story of who she is that was SO believable even she thinks it's true. How does she make her blades levitate then? She always had that power, she just never knew until she lost her memory. -
Sometimes watches as animals kill unsuspecting travelers and yearns for the days where he was known as "Ivern the Cruel". Though he very well understands that his situation will likely get worse if he goes back to his old ways. -
was on the cover of "foxy grandpa monthly". -
is really an Alligator. He just doesn't want to be a bother by correcting anyone.
Ryze is actually just a homeless bald man suffering from iron poisoning. He became homeless because his wife died and his son, Kegan, took his house and kicked him out of it. Ryze sees Runeterra and magic real because of addiction to a halucinating black market product, called World Runes. Runeterra is something only he can see while he is hallucinating because of them. Ah and his magic is actually throwing blue paint at people with his bucket, the only object Kegan allowed him to keep from his old house. Ah also the scroll on his back is actually a huge toilet paper that he uses to wipe after shitting and also the place where he hides his hallucination product called World Runes
Jarvan is LeBlanc.
- Akali left the Kinkou Order because of a disagreement with Kennen and Shen. She said ramen was the best noodle soup, Shen said bbq pork egg noodle soup was better, and Kennen said something called "pho" was the best noodle soup.
- Brand's body is imbued with True Fire... kinda. It goes on and off depending on his win rate in the game--also used as plot armor when needed.
- Evelynn's true form can survive the Void.
- Ezreal's power doesn't come from his artifacts; he just believes it does, but the power naturally his.
- Illaoi's kraken is no beast, but a Hextech Submarine with Hextentacles
- Lee Sin is only blind because of his blindfold.
- Jax doesn't do push ups, Runeterra shifts down from his relative position.
- Jinx is Freljordian which is why she has a pale complexion and blue hair; the blue hair is like... "Iceborn," but even colder.
- Kennen's electrical intensity is proportional to the amount of food he's eaten.
- Nami started life as a fish a Demacian child owned, but released it into the sea when his family moved to Piltover.
- Olaf doesn't drink alcohol nor does he eat meat.
- Shen's tankiness comes from the Hextech Graphene Padding armor that was passed down his family for at least one generation.
- Sona can actually speak, but she doesn't like awkward conversations.
- Twitch is a Vastayan.
- Vi cannot miss "arm day," like... at all.
- Wukong's staff is Jax's original weapon.
- Zed can travel through Nocturne's shadow.
- Zilean isn't a time traveler, he just has really bad memory and experiences deja vu all the time.
Vladimir has never been to Zaun for fear of falling into the sewer if he sanguine pools
Morgana has chosen to stay grounded and has bound her wings not out of regret and self-hatred for what she is, but because she's terrified of birds.
Singed actually created Warwick because he wanted to get rid of the furries in Zaun.
Camille didn't want to replace her legs with blades, she wanted blades which can emerge from her arms but are hidden most of the time. Unfortunately, she is not really talented at drawing.
The tube of Urgots mask is directly connected with his meat grinder. This dude needs alot of protein to feed these muscles.
Blitzcrank started his dating service because he hoped that Orianna would apply, so he can match her with himself. Orianna is already off the market, tho, she is dating the ball.
Zac tastes like woodruff.
Jhin is the most beautiful/handsome character in League, and he despises himself because he fits society's ideals of what "perfection" is. Perfectly symmetrical face/body with no blemishes of any sort... Its no wonder why he's fucking insane.
Its hard to come up with weird shit for Jhin because literally everything I can think of would probably make sense for him because he's that weird already.
everyone who's received a rework are actually categorized as "definitely not ryze" skins
Mordekaiser is actually a pretty nice guy when you get to know him
This looks a lot like JK Rowlings twitter...
Each of Mordekaiser's Bugs is the Remnant of a Soul he has enslaved and used up.
x 
is canon
Sona is not mute, she actually doesn't want to talk.
Ahri doesn't only have fox ears, she's heading real human ears.
fell in love with 
when she visited Zaun. Originally he attempted to rob her at knife point but was transfixed by her beauty. During this period Soraka had taken the form of the Divine Soraka skin so her presence would go unnoticed. She inevitably foresees her own future reflected through Warwick's eyes. In one vision she sees Warwick carves her heart from her chest to give to a strange man 
. In another she sees Warwick transformed into a horrific beast that rips the strange mans heart from his chest. Soraka knew her fate rested in Warwick's hands and offered him the choice to give up his life of crime and become her champion or continue his wicked ways and become her demise. When he chooses, Soraka wipes his memory and leaves Zaun for Mt. Targon. Warwick awakens some time later with no memory of where he is or what has happened, but remembers a beautiful girl whose eyes shimmered light starlight. As he exits the alleyway he is captured by a strange man who interrogates him as to the whereabouts of the celestial. When Warwick cannot answer his questions, the mad chemist realizes there may yet be other uses for him.
Also 
is Singed's son. Singed took a wife to gain access to her family fortune in order to cover the cost of his experiments. Desperate to create an Elixir of Immortality the mad chemist uses his own pregnant wife in his experiment. When she does not survive her body is dumped in the sewers. The child within her corpse is still alive thanks to the chemicals within her. Mundo is born from the corpse and matures at an accelerated rate at he devours raw sewage.
(Going with 
old lore)
and are in a relationship.
They beleive that the other is lucky. To be fully machine or to still be human respectively.
Oh and 
is their baby boi.
Tiamat actually works on Teemo but most people never find out because they are too afraid of being judged.
Heres 2 about leblanc. 1: leblanc died long ago and we play as her clone and the clones clone. 2: she didnt die, she stole lulu’s magic and polymorphed herself into j4. She fucked up the spell and cant turn back. For every minute looking like jarvan, she gets his thoughts, ideals etc, basicly turning herself into j4. 2,321: real J4 is dead, deal with it
Teemo actually grieves for people and isn't a remorseless killer
Sion is actually a brilliant tactician, he just prefers charging at the enemy in a straight line and screaming at the top of his lungs because it's more fun.
Mundo is the key to defeating the watchers
Shaco’s Jack-in-the-box are subtle product placements.
Evelynn is actually a devout christian, and sees everyone in Runeterra as heretecs that must be punished on her divine crusade.
Rek'Sai is actually just a lady in a suit with laryngitis and anger issues. To cope with her a n g e r y n e s s, she digs holes in the ground and hides in them to become one with the carrots and potatoes.
does not pay for his child's expenses.
is the father of 
but he does not want to assume paternity.
Jax can’t acrually wield any real weapon because of his PTSD from the battle of Icathia.
Ryze's scrolls aren't actually filled with spells-- it's the entirety of My Immortal, and his "damaging incantations" are actually just him reading it off in front of other people.
Aurelion Sol is actually a fish, but the Targonians decided to screw with him and make him think he's a dragon.
Morgana is a crow vastaya, but Kayle lied to her all these years and is now too embarrassed to tell her the truth.
Neeko actually doesn't exist, as she's actually Nidalee from the future after she gets better at transforming. She forgot about this due to coming in contact with normal Nidalee, which screwed up her memories.
Ezreal isn't actually the guy, he's the gauntlet, who was the missing Darkin all along.
Wolf isn't actually part of Kindred, he's just a dog that got magicked by Zoe while Lamb was asleep. Neither of them knows.
Sona actually is speaking, she's just convinced everyone that it's magic.
Kayle is actually a Kha'Zix rework, but Riot forgot and saved it to the wrong thing.
Sylas isn't actually seeing magic, he just thinks he's colorblind.
Yasuo isn't actually innocent, he killed his "master" in a bar fight, but was too drunk to remember.
Jax is actually Yi in disguise, but Irelia took his swords and then Wukong stole his staff, so he used the first think he could find.
Pantheon actually is a baker, he just has delusions of grandeur.
Kayn is the Darkin and Rhaast is the human, we just always aassumed the opposite because Rhaast has two A's.
Kai'Sa never actually went to the Void. She's the sheltered daughter of a rich merchant from Piltover, who got lost and went to Zaun.
Yorick doesn't actually have any powers. He just never trims or cleans his beard for religious reasons, so mold grew on it, leading to hallucinations.
Xayah's real name is Tammy.
is actually 
's "dead" friend in a suit cuz he thinks is a know-it-all and wants to get away from him.
I love every single reply to this thread.
But for mine? All the canon relationships in League aren't actually true. None of the Champions are straight. None of them, and there are no m/f relationships.
.... April's fools...
Hm. There's a part of me that wants it to be true. Oh well.
Vel'Koz chases Zilean because he wants to go in the past and let that bunny live. (uh.. vel's first victim was a bunny in the story)
Yasuo players actually don't feed when they are on my team.
Wait this is lore ...
hmm
Heck. Whatever.