If you could meet your favourite champions once...
... what would you tell them?
I'm genuinely curious. You only get one shot, what would you tell your favourite champions? How do you think they'd react?
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Me: Have you ever considered the possibility that YOU are the hero?
: 
: 
Me: Strange women residing in massive ice citadels distributing giant clubs is no basis for a system of government. You can't expect to wield supreme executive power just because some icy tart gave you a stick made of ice.
: beats the shit out of me
Me: Okay?
: Okay.
Me: "Teach me cosmic magic!" A-Sol: Laughs and flies away.
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Me: So what's the deal with your W needing an ally-
: Simply taps me on the shoulder and I glitch out of existence.
Me: So how are you like 10 feet ta-
Them: Rips me in half
I already know Jhin doesn't like me so I guess I'm fucked.
I'd tell her a joke: "How many tackles did the quarterback receive in the last football game?" "Ten tackles"
Then she'd kill me.
Me: Why don't you have a have a dark star skin yet?
: I'm short tempered so they wont give it to me.
Me: ....
: Not...A...Word.
Gnar: I would hug him and say I love you.
me: i know your kitty fetish :^3
Kat: Slices my throat open
I dont want to meet my favorite because she'd sense all that joy and then i would be a dead man. a happy in pain dead man.
I would die so much.
: Die trying to see if the soul furnace lives up to its name and if you can roast things with its heat
: Die trying to explain that undeath actually isn't great for most people
Any Darkin: Die for existing in their general vicinity
: Die trying to give ear scritches
: Live, for once
I would ask her to see my future while we eat cinnamon rolls and drink tea.
I would tell her she is doing great and wish her the best in her quest. Maybe I could ask for a hug.
I would ask him if he is okay after all he has been through, then I would tell him to wake up and start taking decisions by himself. I would definitely hug him, poor guy needs it.
ILOVEYOUPLEASEDONTKILLME
id probably just have some deep conversations with her and see if she can help heal a scarred soul like mine. Maybe she'd offer me some shelter, offer me some good advice. Dunno. She seems pretty wise.
You deserved better.
I'd expect him to just silently nod in agreement.
I’d tell him that I love him and inspires me to be the best I can be every day
I’d let him know about Sylas and the potential ally there, and hope he doesn’t see a need to kill me
I’m dead
That people really appreciate his work even if they don’t always thank him
He should consider working with Maokai and Lucian. They’d get a lot done as a team.
I’m dead
Ask him what he’s doing these days, we don’t hear much about him
I'd tell 
her she's doing absolutely amazing and there is not one thing that she couldn't do!
I'd tell her she's beautiful, either that makes her happy or she kills me
Same thing as Ahri, that would probably make her happy at least
"Have you seen Karma anywhere? Short, dark haired lady with the fans? I swear she's somewhere around here"
Me: You're not alone. You deserved better.
I'd give her a hug!
“Bwwoooooooonnnnnnggggggg”
Now this HIGHLY depends on my mood. But.......
teach me Primordial Burst.
do you just chuck them or do you full bridge suplex them?
ever get a last request before they say yes?
PURGE THE HERETICS
I would give 
a pair of my red shoes and say "fly my bird boy FLY!"
Will kill me
Will enslave my soul
is probably the only one who would actually Not murder me, but i wouldn't know what to say
Would probably Ult me and be done with it
Me talking to 
and 
: Moonlight is simply the Sun's light but reflected off of the moon. The Sun itself breathes life to the Moon among other things, and what the Sun can make the Moon can unmake. You two are two sides of the same coin, seemingly independent but linked together intrinsically. One cannot exist without the other, remember that when you meet in battle.
: "So...you sure the people you raise into undeath get the same fulfillment from it as you do personally? Like there are some things that grant me personal fulfillment that would totally not be fulfilling to other people..."
Response: "Want me to show you?" sings his signature Requiem
: Watch in awe and hope desperately she's bi. Alternatively: "Holy shit you are amazing..."
Response: "...thank you?"
: "So...um...hi? What's the latest you've found?"
Response: long, highly embellished story of latest exploits
: "Sorry about Dominion getting cancelled...and for your people. Um...pretty sure some of your people's crystals are around the"
Response: "Thank you."
: "Man, I wrote a paper on you for college once...well, half of one. We kind of share the same mental weird thing that makes it hard for me to finish things and us to pay attention to things?"
Response: "...okay? Kind of tuned out halfway through there."
"We have ADHD."
Response: "ADwhatnow?"
"It means we have trouble controlling what we focus on."
Response: "...oh. That...kind of makes sense, actually?"
"um...your girlfriend is hot."
Response: "Yeah, she is."
: "...can we have all the gay together at some point?"
Response: No idea lol
I would just tell them to sign my sketchbook.
I would meat Jax and ask him to train me to fight like he does that way I could help him in fighting against the void
There’s a place called Ionia that’s filled with magic and needs defenders, and I think they’d love to have you. AND you’d get to fight Noxians!
....
H-hello?
Have you ever considered using google instead of disintegrating everything you see?
looks at me for a seconds and disintegrates me
:Exist
Me: nosebleed
: "THE BLOOD YOU SPILLED CALLS TO ME"
Me: "Shit."
Marry me.