Theory about Dragons (CONFIRMED BY RIOT EMPLOYEE)

TurquoiseYoshi·10/18/2015, 3:04:01 PM·2 votes·993 views

So there a little pit under the Dragon pit. It holds a ton of dragons. Every 6 minutes, the handler of all of the dragons asks "Which one of you wants to go to Dragon Fun Land?" All of them are very excited to go there. One gets sent there, and obviously never comes back. The Dragons still in the pit's underground pit think that the last one just went to Dragon Fun Land. Meanwhile, the one in the Dragon area gets killed, and realizes the evil truth of the Dragons.

This theory was confirmed by a Riot employee.

12 Comments

Sharjo10/18/2015, 3:27:28 PM5 votes

This theory was postulated by Jatt, Montecristo and DoA, two of whom are not Riot employees. It was a bit of comedic banter that DoA tends to put out during casts. I'm watching now, I know how DoA operates, and you can't bait me Mr.TurquoiseYoshi. I know your tricks.

I KNOW.

YOU CANNOT HIDE YOUR LIES FROM ME, FOR I SEE ALL.

Mordepool10/18/2015, 3:07:18 PM2 votes

Source or didn't happen

ChefCookCOG10/18/2015, 3:10:20 PM2 votes

I believe it 10/potato but.....what about barons..? Do they have a place too?! Baron funland??

WyvernEgg10/18/2015, 3:13:08 PM2 votes

(Confirmed by riot employee) Teemo isn't actually Satan, He's god purging the world from everything that's sinned

This theory was confirmed by a Riot employee

Ebonmaw Dragon10/18/2015, 3:10:10 PM1 votes

Those are lies that are told by the humans!

The truth is that the Rioters force us to sacrifice our lives for their own enjoyment.

Trust me, Im a Dragon.

DragonShea10/19/2015, 12:17:36 PM1 votes

Vi don't know Shit about Dragons, Shyvana's daddy has a Top class Dragon called a Celestial Dragon and I don't think the Dragon in the 'Rift is a Celestial dragon at all. The Dragon respawn is just a game mechanic, that is all.