League Lore: Homeless Champions

A bit of speculation.

has formed an unlikely friendship with , , and . They were last seen together on a yellow brick road looking for a wizard of some kind.

is the wizard. He will not help them.

has returned to his apartment with . Both are wondering where is, since they need a third for Mario Kart.

has moved back in with , sleeping on his couch, eating his food, and stealing his dates.

still spends a lot of time baking and lives in her little bakery. She does part-time modeling and is especially well-known for her appearances in the Viktor's Secret catalog.

has become one of 's main advisers in legal affairs as well as a high-ranking judge. She is now a contender in Demacia's annual 'Most Boring' contest.

has become a legendary monster in the Valoran Competitive Eating circuit, only bested by his new arch-enemy .

has found a way to profit from his anatomical studies and now stars in some questionable comics involving young Ionian women, especially .

is Piltover's resident Doomsday prophet, standing on street corners yelling that the Void is coming to consume us all.

is directionless in life and has decided to seek archery lessons from .

still seeks her Moonstone, living in a giant motorized fishbowl built by .

has become something of a fashion icon among teenage Noxians and has even caught the eye of the elusive , despite her repeated insistence she is not a vampire just because she's a pale woman who hates the sun and only comes out at night.

spends his time plotting, scheming, reading, talking with , and tearing up the dance floors of Piltover and Zaun as Valoran's premiere DJ, dropping the bass like Dark Matter. His new 'dubstep' sound has led many to claim he is Valoran's most diabolical villain.

is in hiding, trying to avoid his crazy ex-girlfriend .

, fresh out of his stay in Rune Prison, is back living the Thug Lyfe on the mean streets of downtown Noxus.

As Far as I know Fiddle randomly appears in people's yards, leaving a that it has always been there. He preys and waits for that unsuspecting moment.

Shaco taunt's people before he kills them. Now has been identified as a person who has had too much meth.

With the IoW's disappearance, Morgana has found ways to get money elsewhere. She now lurks on corners at night approaching people saying 2.95 a min.

Kayle working as an unsuspecting officer, telling people she is searching for her sister.

Cho'gath now terrorizes villages in the plains. Reports have claim to see an insect like creature trying to persuade people to come to the dark side.

Someone stepped on a weird purple insect, said to be known as** khazix** . He was thrown in the dump shortly. Yordle scientist are wondering if this is a new type of insect/pest in Runeterra.

A man deemed crazy has came running to demacia gates claiming to be chased by a one eyed monster. But due to his age, people sent him to a elderly home. He now mutters "Velkoz " every now and then

Piltover had it's lates Comic Con. Although a man who calls him self kassadin seem to have taking a liking in his custom darth vader armor. He runs around piltover warning people about the "oblivion"

Local authorities are looking for a purple skinned man, known as varus. He is believe to have killed 5 kind unsuspecting Noxians Visiting Ionia.

A fisherman has completely lost it. He keeps urging people to come to the lake at night, claiming tosee a mermaid. He add's that the voices wont stop talking in his head. He claims that if we don't kill the thing, a being named **nami ** will come to get him.

A woman was arrested last night. A woman known as Diana . She was said to kill a couple who had matching shirts on with the writing "love the sun" on them. She will now be sent to a Noxian unisex Prison. God knows what will happen to her there.

In bandle city, news of the local fool has just came in! After many fail attempts to rob citizens of bandle city, the fool has apparently pants Meglings commando's officer tristana. After running around the city for ten minutes, he finally got his just desserts . He was blast far into the forest screaming"Stop laughing!! I am evil!

Sounds like a lot has happened since the IoW Randomly disappear from Runeterra

Edit: Additional News A man who walks the streets shirtless, claims to be a being of fire. Threatens everyone he will be the one who sets the world on fire. He has been sent to an asylum. Nowadays, he keeps yelling "I am brand , the destroyer" in his room.

Another man was seen shirtless with a weird skin condition. "The purple man" as they call him, is a self proclaimed "wizard" and goes about "zapping" people he don't like. People have got fed up of trash being thrown at them, so he was also locked up. The last person who reported him was given a scary threat. " I am Ryze, and im coming to get ya when I get out" It was reported he had taken a large amount of bath salt the past few weeks.

Crazy stuff

You may have missed some :o - Teaches people how to milk cows, the proper way.

- Divides his time as an anger management counselor and daycare host.

- Becomes a comedian known for his "Knock, knock" jokes.

- Becomes mascot for Insaniquarium, "Feed me!"

- <Something witty related to Time would go here>

I like to think Viegar lives in an abandoned Noxian outpost somewhere in the mountains north of Bandle City. Noxus aggression suggests they may have tried to conquer other city-states in the past, and fortifications along major roads are necessary for maintaining a reliable flow of supplies.

Noxus aesthetics favor spikes, skulls, and other dark elements, which would satisfy Veigar's twisted needs. That a forsaken watchtower or fortress would also be in a state of ruin might enhance its appeal to him, appearing foreboding. In addition, what would be small for a human is rather large for a yordle; a pitiful watchtower to us is a massive lair to them.

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Also two more

, the escaped mental patient has escaped once again to challenge everyone he sees so as to prove he is the greatest post man there ever was

is still randomly running around Runaterra for some reason inspiring a mostly male cult of followers. They call themselves "bro"arims

I'm pretty sure has a bakery in Noxus and in a few more places. For the rest... don't know.

League of Plotholes.

According to Rivini, and hang out together across Valoran

needs to find someone else to torment to get his powers, I guess... but surely his pal will help him find a victim, and after that they might take over said victim's house

is now 's ally, and seeks to aid him and tear the world asunder after being driven mad from his imprisonment with the latter, wherever Xer is hiding, Renekton is probably with him, craving for the moment when he will put an end to Shurima's legacy.

is waiting for the right moment to face off in the last battle between them, and while waiting, she prepares cookies in Noxus, either as a hobbie or to summon a legion of innocent folks who ate her dangerous cookies and are no longer the owners of their minds. , however, just seeks to find her sister and bring her to justice, never resting until she finds her.

has joined the Evolution, submitted to 's designs, just like , although Vel is still trying to gather as much knowledge as he can, because you can see in his Battlecast taunt that he is still interested in

Was a human before getting Void'd, so I guess he had a life before that, and a house as well. I am sure that if a Voidling dared to go after him, Kass would feel more than happy to put an end to it. The Void has better things to do than to go after a puny human, even if he survived the Void.

Noxus is a dodgy place, I am sure would easily dash through the roofs and streets after killing Noxian officers 1 by 1

Many men would delight in helping a lovely lass like to get around Valoran, although she would probably not understand why (fish innocence, you know?)

probably sleeps under the moonlight, enlightened and protected by the only thing that remained with her when all else turned its back against her, be that place a cave, a mountain or another moon temple.

Can probably only rest by doing what he pleases the most: avenging himself. Maybe meditating in burnt forests or destroyed landscapes, or even burning buildings to the ground. Or maybe he is on the hunt for and

He is in Rune Prison.

Alistar probably followed to Demacia and now seeks to bring the fight to Noxus.

Now warps from mind to mind during the night, wrecking havoc in everyone's dreams, where he is at his strongest.

These are mean. Lol. Although funny in their own way.

Diana still lives on Mt Targon in a Lunari temple hidden away in a valley. The one she found all the relics in.

I'm being serious.

If that gets retconned then she can live with me in my lonely apartment <(♡.♡)> In my more than head canon IOW.

found a home in the local aquarium, the workers pay her a nice sum of gold to just swim around and act natural all day. anyone who taps on the glass gets bubbled and a tidal waved out the door.

is out on the streets, too. Probably moping in a gutter in Ionia as her country strays further and further away from her ideal vision.

Now I want to see a Batman skin for Diana, complete with Moonmobile, Moonwing, and Moonboat. There should be a Moonsignal appearing in the sky, and she'll be perched on top of something scanning the horizon like a vulture.