Riot has officaly crossed the line with this new Evelyn splash

9kPluzZ·Apr 14, 2016·1 votes·1,956 views

https://2.bp.blogspot.com/-cqp4Kwkuyds/Vw6QJOvIo7I/AAAAAAAA500/Tkwtl57Ek_QxEetrHOvKa8_CK05ips1rQCLcB/s1600/Evelynn_Splash_0.jpg

How is this even game still PG-13? Its quite obvious whats going on here, look at helmet bros face. Thats not a face of pain, its a face of uncontrolled ecstasy. This promoting of rape culture against males in video games must stop. Evelyn can rape someone but graves can't have a cigar? I am gathering a group of masculinist to boycot Riot games, WHO IS WITH ME!!!!

27 Comments

Icestar1186Apr 14, 201612 votes

You're either a total idiot or a complete failure at trolling.

Deep Terror NamiApr 14, 20166 votes

When you respond to a troll, they are successful.

ZorasamaApr 14, 20162 votes

^ He's right

ModWulf HelhammerApr 14, 20165 votes

She's stabbing the guy in the chest with claws the size of nails, stealing the guy's soul.

Void NargacugaApr 14, 20161 votes

Its Helmet Bro having death brought to him... Again... This time by Evelynn it would seem. Nothing new here folks. Move along.

9kPluzZApr 14, 20161 votes

Yes, stealing his innocence, at the whim of her twisted sexual desires. Therefore causing his soul to feel empty

DigielfApr 14, 20165 votes

What are you talking about? Evelyn is a girl and if you mean the guard that is 100% face of torture and pain

Void NargacugaApr 14, 20161 votes

Gotta add another moment of getting killed by something on to Helmet Bro's list.

http://i.imgur.com/ZNvAgoG.png My list of Champions who have killed me:

Nemesis crushed my skull
crushed by whole body
was petrified
was eaten
was eaten again
sneak attack
Arclight was analyzed
Deathblossom thought it was a flower prcoedded to be hunted

NOTE: Need to add Evelynn now. That left a serious mark.

DigielfApr 14, 20161 votes

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Gotta add another moment of getting killed by something on to Helmet Bro's list.

http://i.imgur.com/ZNvAgoG.png My list of Champions who have killed me:

Nemesis crushed my skull

crushed by whole body

was petrified

was eaten

was eaten again

sneak attack

Arclight was analyzed

Deathblossom thought it was a flower prcoedded to be hunted

NOTE: Need to add now. That left a serious mark.

i don't think its helmet bro there are many guards tha wear the same armor and helmet unless if Riot said it, but it won't make sense since his official death was clearly by Vel'Koz in 2013

Void NargacugaApr 14, 20162 votes

He doesn't die... He just respawns... And fails again. Horribly.

Shadowkirby14Apr 14, 20162 votes

Can't believe you forgot Sion Sion and Darius Darius.

Void NargacugaApr 14, 20161 votes

I was going through this under skins & trivia Cameos for them wan't sure how to classify Sion ... Maybe it was a staring contest? Darius wan't listed in the cameos. Might not have been updated for awhile... Or something...

https://media.giphy.com/media/tO5ddHjpXB6lG/giphy.gif

ShonjlApr 14, 20165 votes

This is pitiful, this wasn't even a funny troll attempt.

Mystery GhostApr 14, 20164 votes

Do you even know what rape means? you can see that their organs are not even touching each other, she is standing high enough to be visible there + he is full armored everywhere

stealthfox94Apr 14, 20163 votes

I'm gona slap you for this post.

LatetotheRaceApr 17, 20162 votes

"masculinist" You mean misogynists?

Trashlord KaydenApr 14, 20161 votes

you know evelynn is a female, right?

9kPluzZApr 14, 20161 votes

Not evelyn, Helmet dude. He was so pure, but then Evelyn came and forcefully deflowered him. Didn't he have enough problems with everyone trying to kill him?

Void NargacugaApr 14, 20161 votes

Just another day in the life of http://vignette1.wikia.nocookie.net/leagueoflegends/images/5/56/Tesla_Effect_HelmetBroSquare.png/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/110?cb=20141008035212 . Nothing new.

Best Boop NAApr 14, 20161 votes

Wow you are just so edgy [slayer-jinx-unamused]

GenghisEmoApr 14, 20161 votes

Funny XD

Void NargacugaApr 14, 20161 votes

Its WAY better then either of her base splash arts! Its an improvement! Have you seen her base Chinese splash art? Or the one we have now?

9kPluzZApr 14, 20161 votes

At least in those she has her hands off innocent unsuspecting males.

Void NargacugaApr 14, 20161 votes

Helmet Bro

Click the Skins & Trivia section and check out the Trivia Cameos section... Helmet Bro gets a LOT of flak. Its normal for him.

Furor NexisApr 14, 20161 votes

Well this has to be the biggest joke backfire of all time. I find it kinda funny, kindy cringy too when everyone else is up on their high horses about a simple political joke though.