Tahm Kench is Friends with Aatrox

ReymanDuke·Jul 10, 2015·7 votes·11,067 views

Now let the speculation begin!!! Oh and apparently he hates all the Yordels.

26 Comments

A Superb VillainJul 10, 201515 votes

No Veigar . http://media.giphy.com/media/dG7ZiL6ImLyNO/giphy.gif

Ebonmaw DragonJul 10, 20151 votes

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No . http://media.giphy.com/media/dG7ZiL6ImLyNO/giphy.gif

He should be "friend" with Veigar... after all, the master of EVIL must be friend with demons.

kitcat300Jul 10, 20158 votes

There was a lot of talk about how he refers to Aatrox as brother. I was thinking that maybe since they are both ancient beings, that he was calling him an equal. There could be more to it though.

I'm still not convinced on the theory that he is a Darkin however, mostly just because Tahm doesn't look like an other-worldly demon.

SharjoJul 10, 20153 votes

I'd have said the two are old enough to have had a few run ins here and there. Hell if they both stand to gain from humanity's darkness they might have cooperated in the past.

GreenLoreJul 10, 20152 votes

I guess the yordles might be like "to pure of heart to ever let him in" or something like that? Would explain why Veigar isn't listed there,because he has actually fallen to the dark side and is a possible candidate for a pact for Tahm kench.

The same goes for Amumu to some extent(if amumu is still a yordle),as Amumu now deeply hungers for friendship,which TK could use as a bait.

A Superb VillainJul 10, 201510 votes

That would be a fairly unprofitable exchange for Tahm.

TahmKench "Tell me, child, what would satisfy your hunger for revenge? What ill gains could soothe your evil soul?" Veigar "I want to destroy everything." "But... If... Don't you want something more? Something gained?" Veigar "No. I want the world to burn. Do it." "..."

TrídentJul 10, 20152 votes

Veigar >:D

GreenLoreJul 10, 20157 votes

TahmKench "Tell me child what is it that you desire?"

Veigar "Everytime I try to strike fear into the hearts of my enemies,they laugh about me,because I am so small,I want to be taller"

TahmKench "Well of course,I can bring you to a place where you can become taller"

Veigar "Really?Ok lets do this!"

TahmKench eats veigar brings him to his destination,where he spits him out

Veigar "huh,that was kinda weird.Anyway,where am i?How can I get taller here?"

Lulu "Hiiii Veigar :3"

Veigar "Noooooo not you again!!!Leave me alone ;_;"

And thats how veigar and Lulu became friends(sort of)

ReymanDukeJul 11, 20152 votes

This honestly made me laugh so much

GaleWinUnleashedMay 6, 20161 votes

I think the explanation could be much simpler than that. Ever had hair in your mouth? Yordles, particularly the male ones, have a very high ratio of hair to flesh compared to humans.

This doesn't explain Fizz at all, though... ya got me there.

Gears UnityJul 31, 20152 votes

TK doesn't like the Yordles; He makes deals with the desperate - The lost, whom he can manipulate and ultimately send into deeper despair; Like a credit card, actually XD Alright, fun-time is over.

A guess at why he's friends with Aatrox, is that they're both ancient - We don't even know HOW ancient! Aatrox benefits from war and death - Tahm Kench benefits from the deals of the desperate; Such deals could lead to war. Maybe they've had co-operation in the past, where TK made a deal with someone high-up in a country's government; The deal goes bad, as all deals with the devil do; And Aatrox benefits from the resulting war. Because of this, they both sort-of got a relationship of respect; And possibly, they're gonna work together for such goals in the future, if this IS the way they met and became friends / allies. An ally does not mean that the person is a friend, mind you - TK and Aatrox both seem... Unlikely to gain any sort of friendship.

NilokJul 31, 20152 votes

Of course he hates Teemo, you would hate your boss too if he was Satan.

Either that, or they are his rivals in eating the world... Oh no, I have found the great Yordel conspiracy, they are all really evil, Veigar is just honest about it!

Get SingedOct 1, 20152 votes

Clearly Tahm doesn't like Yordles because they don't even count as an appetizer. Too small.

SnorlaggApr 26, 20161 votes

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Clearly Tahm doesn't like Yordles because they don't even count as an appetizer. Too small.

To be honest I Do not think "size" matters after all he ate a damned HOUSE in his story, but it was devouring woman the Gambler loved that truly sated his hunger. I think a example that he could do with a yordle would be like if he brought poppy to the "Hero of Demacia" who she is looking for and then eating them so she could never complete her quest. THIS would sate his hunger. Though to be honest more likely then not Poppy herself is the hero so it is unlikely that Tahm would ever make such a bargain with her.

Reaper SorakaJul 10, 20151 votes

He tasted the darkin; wasn't a fan.

ReymanDukeJul 10, 20151 votes

OR MAYBE THEY ARE BOTH DARKIN!!!

GreenLoreJul 10, 20157 votes

No its been confirmed that he isn't a darkin,he is a demon.

KingsgraveJul 10, 20151 votes

Tahm doesn't like how yordles taste and is just as old as Aatrox if not older

KrizalidJul 10, 20151 votes

AHAHA! OH MY GOD Tahm Kench is my hero. Tahm Kench is my freaking hero and a new buddy. Hating all the yordles!

Rix IposJul 10, 20151 votes

they are secret lovers form ages lost. Obviously.

Solari FortuneJul 10, 20151 votes

I can understand why he hates Teemo, and Fizz... and Heim. But I don't understand why he hates the other yordles. Maybe because they have never accepted any of his "Bargains"