Lux and Zoe's physical body are the same age, apparently

xxxDogmanxxx··93 votes·19,038 views

What, did Lux just hit the puberty lottery jackpot or something? Because Lux looks young but undoubtedly has a woman's body, while Zoe looks like a pre-teen at most.

Maybe the Crownguard siblings are just physically blessed. Garen was probably a bobble-headed gangly teen minding his own business, and then suddenly, BOOM, MUSCLES, insert Legends Never Die theme song.

82 Comments

Chembaron Yamada54 votes

Where did you get the information that their bodies are supposed to be the same age? [sg-lux-2]

Whyte Lyon14 votes

Weird this post skyrocketed with upvotes after 3 hrs yet the humour of it is wildly inaccurate anyway. Almost like making a joke about Oranges but you've confused it with Apples instead.

I wouldn't have expected regulars from the SA&S community to be praising this misguided thread at all.

Edit: 14hrs later and im lost as to why this thread has climbed to 58 upvotes.

CytheGuy8 votes

On her Wiki page in the "Trivia" section http://leagueoflegends.wikia.com/wiki/Zoe

IAintDarius30 votes

Where did the wiki get that information from.

CytheGuy19 votes

Probably some pleb who doesn't cite information

FOR JUSTICE51 votes

But to be fair, garen was on some spartan shit, he joined the crowngaurd when he was 12

xxxDogmanxxx51 votes

Demacia would probably make millions selling crownguard exercise DVDs.

Craft Zeppelin6 votes

OR, maybe he manifests that appearance everytime he pops out of a bush, and in reality he is a scrawny teenager. One could never know.

Melledoneus10 votes

So basically Garen is Demacian All Might?

Ralanr3 votes

DETROIT JUSTICE!

Beyond Legends12 votes

He join the dauntless vanguard at 12 he is a crownguard.

CytheGuy3 votes

Crownguard is a family in Demacia... Lux is in it too (siblings)

HalfTangible24 votes

... in the dev diary they specifically mention they wanted Zoe to look older than Annie but younger than Lux (they call out Lux by name, as I recall) which is why her proportions are what they are. (more specifically they tried something more realistic and less cartoony, but she looked too much like she was around Lux's age)

Aatrox Mid 1v51 votes

Lux is 16. if they wanted her to be older than Annie but Younger than lux, then why not make her 14? or better yet, why mention her age at all? people can take a look at her and get the idea that shes a preteen going through puberty

Talvaren3 votes

How the hell is lux 16? She cannot be that young? Wheres the source of your info?

HalfTangible3 votes

I said "look", as in physical appearance, and am just telling you what the devs said.

Also where are you getting that Lux is 16?

Killaburn20 votes

looks like lux is in her late teens though. 18-19

xxxDogmanxxx7 votes

Yeah, but that's my point though. Lux and Zoe's physical body are the same age, but Lux is legal, and Zoe is jailbait.

Terozu7 votes

Zoe is like 12. Lux is like 16- 19

Terozu19 votes

No thats not true, Riot literally said Lux was older. Shes late teens Zoe is adolescence.

IAintDarius13 votes

I like how OP just declares Lux being the same age as Zoe and people just upvoted it when they clearly have different body types.

Psyclone131 votes

not every person of the same age has the same body type as one another. everyone develops differently. your statement is pretty ignorant.

IAintDarius1 votes

How about you stop watching anime if you seriously believe little children have the same body types as teenage/young adults.

Psyclone131 votes

your ignorance once again shines with your reply completely ignoring what was said. Everyone develops differently regardless of age compared to someone else the same age. hence why you see a lot of different extremes in both age groups. why do you think "jailbait" is a common term in our society? you must be extremely sheltered if you haven't met, or even seen a girl who is extremely overdeveloped "for her age" whilst being under 18, or even under 16. same goes for flat chested women over 18 -- a body type like Chloe Moretz -- who even get made fun of for not being as developed as other women around their age, body types identical to pretty much any model out there... and even they have different ranges.

different body types exist, deal with it.

and no one's referring to anime kid. maybe you should try getting outside once in a while and meet actual people rather than watching a screen all day.

IAintDarius1 votes

Jailbait is a term for teens who look like adults not children who look like teens. Got to be real stupid to believe zoe is 17. I refer back to my previous statement.

Psyclone131 votes

you're the only one here assuming she's a child. plenty of people over 18 with underdeveloped bodies. plenty of people under 18 with overdeveloped bodies. if you can't handle that, go continue watching your Jake Paul and Ricegum videos.

Lux is at least 23 based on the lore btw.

CytheGuy12 votes

If they have the same body-age, then Ezreal is weirder than we thought

SEKAI8 votes

Maybe Zoe is League's legal loli like Jinx, just different flavours between vanilla and spicy chocolate.

Oh what's that? Is that the police siren I'm hea

XIII Vanitas52 votes

Jinx is just flat, I wouldn't consider her a "loli".

Naqel5 votes

Surely you meant Yordles, not Jinx.

I mean, you even get to pick your flavor with yordles, purple one tastes the best.

Papa Andrei2 votes

Yordles are furry midgets, not lolis

HotnReady18 votes

Yordles are 100% not loli. More like some midget/fantasy fetish.

Sraeg20132 votes

Filthy Frank's midget dance.

Naqel4 votes

For obvious reasons I am not able to contest this claim within the confines of these forums, but I can assure you my claim has valid backing. [sg-lulu]

Souji7 votes

I'm quite certain Lux has to be in her early 20's if you go by her lore. She got drafted into service at a young age for the wars with Noxus and that was ~10 years ago in the league universe timeline. Then again I haven't really read her new lore soo...

[sg-lux-2]

ModCaptainMårvelous6 votes

They're putting something in the water in Demacia if I had to guess.

starelementpoke4 votes

{quoted}

They're putting something in the water in Demacia if I had to guess.

They say they hate magic. Wait till they find out they have magic water

LiranMLG13 votes

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They're putting something in the water in Demacia if I had to guess.

The water is making the frogs gay

Miku Append5 votes

Puberty is weird. Believe me. I'm almost 22 and still look like a 14 year old girl. Feelsbadman

[cass-cry]

I Am Ravi5 votes

Me too, and i'm a guy.

Jackom13 votes

I always thought lux was between 20 and 30 years old, since when has she become barely legal?

Sammystorm1 votes

Isn't 20 barely legal?

Jackom11 votes

AFAIK, barely legal means just above the legal age of consent. In most US countries that would be 18 years old.

The Bad Touch1 votes

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AFAIK, barely legal means just above the legal age of consent. In most US countries that would be 18 years old.

Actually that can go as low as 16... even in the US.

Also in New Hampshire for example you can marry at the age of 13. (Assuming you are female.)

Ariel the Cruel2 votes

Plot twist! Lux turns 1 018 next month. ;p

Nintendo 3DS2 votes

Lore wise i'm sure Lux is about late teens/early twenties. Zoe is about 11/13.

Feels like the trivia section was edited this way because Zoe consider Lux her rival in love, so they assumed they might be the same age. But it's clear they aren't, and Zoe is just having a crush on a older boy, that's all.

Solidair32 votes

Wait, what? Where are you seeing this? Lux, as far as I know, is in her late teens maybe even early 20's? Zoe is like 12 or something.

And regardless, everyone experiences development at a different rate. Perhaps Lux was an early bloomer and Zoe was a late bloomer?

abbbez1 votes

Well, to be fair I know a person that is 20 but could definitely go for someone as young as 14. So i don't really think its that far of.

Sraeg201316 votes

Fucking Saiyans are among us.

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