Proposed changes to make league more funny

the original post was put in Gameplay and balance, but that got removed. Apparently it goes here.

if he is spewing poison, he is chuckling. If he flings, he laughs like he does now. Activating ult causes mundo to globally scream "MUNDO GOES WHERE HE PLEASES!!!" If a champion is about to die to a zilean bomb, with no means of living, they will hear Zilean laugh as it ticks down. Sped up champions will laugh at a higher pitch. Speeding up lux will cause the world to go deaf. If a yordle gets caught in a trap, hearts appear around them (cupcakes, yum) while near Ezreal, heart particles spawn around taric. being hit by a fire spell causes a debuff called "Bacon" to appear on her for 5 seconds. Being killed by a fire spell will cause him to turn into a basket of calamari. Being killed by a fire spell will cause her to turn into fish and chips. needs an interaction with Gentleman Cho'Gath turrets should turn into disco balls while he dances GIVE BACK THAT 1 TRUE DAMAGE.