What I would like from a new Miss Fortune VO

**DISCLAIMER: This is not a post saying Miss Fortune needs a new VO RIGHT NOW. I understand that Riot has other priorities and that other champions are ahead of her in regards to this. It's a post to say what I would like to see/hear from a new Miss Fortune Voice over on the inevitably she someday get one. **

Miss Fortune is downright one of my favorite in the entire game. I love her gameplay despite it's simplicity, I love her animations (her AA-Crit animation is amazing), I love every skin (Except Candy Cane) and I ADORE her lore. In my opinion she is one of the more satisfying champions to play, a well placed Q is so gratifying when it chunks the enemy, and her ultimate for the same reason.

Miss Fortune is a sly, intelligent, sexy-and-she-knows-it, Woman who managed to successfully complete her early life goal. Kill Gangplank, get revenge, and take seize control of Bilgewater. Miss Fortune is who WISHES she was. She's the kind of woman who aint gonna take shit from anyone anymore, and knows that there is no man, woman or Yordle who is good enough for her. (Not talking about her sexuality, but rather about her lack of a love interest). Unfortunately her VO SERIOUSLY lets her down in these regards. There is nothing except for the occasional sly laugh that implies she knows what she's doing. I have a few suggestions for the kind of quotes I'd love to hear from Miss Fortune come her eventual VO;

Quotes

First Quote in-game : Another day, another prey.

Buys Boots : Shoe shopping? Don't mind if I do.

Joke: Have you met the twins? And no, I didn't mean the guns. Joke 2: How do you like my guns? Shock and, uhm... awe!

A few variation on her 'Bang' quote.

Taunts : Poor boy, the cards were most definitely NOT in your favor.

Kills : Tsk tsk tsk, once a fool with a gun, ALWAYS a fool with a gun.

Taunts Enemy : How sad, Gangplank sent his ex after me. (Was struggling really hard with Illaoi)

Kills Enemy : Easier then shooting Oranges in a barrel. Taunts Ally : Just this once fool.

Taunt Enemy : You Enforce the law? Where I come from I AM the law. Taunt Enemy : You could learn something from me.

Taunt Enemy : And people make fun of MY wardrobe.

Gets Taunted by or any other young champion : Watch your mouth brat.

She could also have shutdown quotes when she kills a fed enemy and gets a bounty. Kills enemy with small bounty : Hardly worth the effort Kills enemy with a large bounty : Another fool, another sack of gold.

Lastly, and whilst I know this NEVER Happens, it would be extremely cool that when using the Pool Party Miss Fortune skin, for her joke she says the name of her Water guns instead of her normal guns. So effectively the quote becomes; "How do you like my guns? Shock and Shower." instead of 'Shock' and 'Awe' (The water guns having different names were mentioned when PP MF was released.)

Well these are just the quotes that I've come up with at the moment, I apologize if this is cringy, but I tried my best and hope I got my ideas across. Opinions always welcomed.