Alistar Lore and uh... And stuff.

I like Alistar!

He's a big guy, he's a toughie and, most importantly, he's a furry.

But he kind of seems... irrelevant in anything that goes on in LoL's lore. He doesn't have a goal, doesn't know anyone, aside from Xin Zhao (debatable) and he's just an overall dud in LoL's lore. We know that he was the strongest furry in his furry village, until it got stomped by Noxus. We know he was fighting in some pits and a girl helped him escape.

That's just kinda booooriiiiiing.

Also his dialogue options are way too dull and uninteresting! >:v He has nothing to say in certain situations! The only relevant thing he had to say was his "You can't milk those!" meme and that's already old!

Riot, pl0x, show Alistar some love.

Give him some more lore! Give him more voice lines and responses! Give him a skin where he's a white cow with black spots!

I love-a-tub-dub the idea of him, but what he currently has makes me upsetti spaghetti.