Of Meglings and a Twisted Love: Tristana's VU is Rumble's doing to make her more like him, a Yordle
"You have fallen for my trap card Tristana...just as I have fallen for YOU!" - Rumble
The Meglings existed. But it disgusted the more powerful and prolific Yordles. While the yordles were geniuses with technology and were the fore-runners of all technological advancements, they were feel they were not respected as such due to their beast-like appearances. This resentment translated into prejudice and hate towards the cute and furless Meglings, the other vertically challenged race in Runeterra. Among the anti-Meglites was **Rumble** who invented all sorts of powerful contraptions to help him hunt down the Meglings.
His inventions eventually culminated in his devastating "Equalizer Rockets" which burnt down houses and killed Meglings by the dozens. However after having wiped out all the Meglings he discovers a lone survivor among the Meglings. While preparing to finish her off he took a closer look and he fell in love! But...HOW?! How can a glorious and clearly advanced Yordle fall for a dirty furless Megling? How can a member of the supreme race fall for a disgusting meg?!
The mechanic tried to ignore his lust for the little Megling, but eventually he has had it. With the coming of Gnar and his primitive Yordle transformation genes, Rumble has found the solution to his abomination of love. With the help of his fellow Yordle **Heimerdinger**, they kidnapped **Tristana** at the height of her power and success. They strapped and used **Gnar**'s DNA to perform a never before performed surgery to kill the Megling within **Tristana**...and to make her into the race that committed genocide on her own people. Rumble's raging storm of love inside can be calmed. He no longer bears a love that betrays his own pride as a Yordle.
The Megling Tristana is no more...but is she truly a Yordle on the inside?
(holy crap the thread's rating jumps between negatives to positives with each refresh!)
:"Why would you be so concerned over something that displayed so little resistance? My my...do we have a megling sympathizer on our hand? Perhaps I will have our 'special men' come over to your house and re-evaluate your loyalty."
