Males' Hair

CursedByLight·12/26/2014, 3:01:43 PM·6 votes·2,807 views

I've begun to notice how few males have short hair in their designs. I also find it rule of thumb that if they are wearing a helmet/hat they presumably have long flowing locks of gold. Ponytails also seem to account for many of the hairstyles of men in Runeterra. Balding also seems to be all the rave. This is the list of male champions with actually short hair. Graves Jayce DrMundo Darius Garen Volibear

17 Comments

Baron Von Bangin12/26/2014, 7:31:41 PM8 votes

Singed Has preeeeetty short hair.

Desmond Law12/26/2014, 6:20:55 PM6 votes

Viktor

Morsigil12/26/2014, 7:48:39 PM4 votes

I counted up the males that were eligible to have hair and parsed them into groups by length. By eligible, I meant anyone that feasibly could have hair (So like not Fizz, kha, vel'koz) and wasn't wearing a helmet that completely obscured all hair.

By my count there are 37 eligible males. 20 have short hair. 3 have medium hair. 7 have long hair 7 are bald.

I think it's just your perception. The fact that you assume there are long flowing locks of hair under every helmet says more about you than the hair of the character. As others have said, long hair is actually really appropriate for men throughout history (and the modern world), and honestly a lot of these characters have hair based off tropes and mythological characters. The design choice involved is not "lets make this guy feminine and beautiful" it's "lets make similar to this mythological ideal of a warrior".

I'm not sure what you have against other hair styles. If you're feeling "left out" or like you don't have an option to match whatever your particular ideal gender/champ combo is, please consider that there are many people who have 0 options.

The Red Warden12/26/2014, 7:05:25 PM3 votes

Gangplank Mentioning male hair and not once bringing up beards? I am disappointed OP.

ColinFly12/26/2014, 6:32:02 PM3 votes

what are you on about?

Draven Gangplank Viktor JarvanIV

TheKingDodo12/26/2014, 9:04:05 PM3 votes

Teemo Rumble Ziggs have short hair for yordles

DarkerGrey12/27/2014, 2:13:48 PM3 votes

Short hair: In this case, we can tell that Corki's hair is short due to one of their skins. All of the other champions have clearly short hair with the exception of Viktor. Why did he decide to keep a small amount of hair above his head, despite having long hair on his prototype skin, is beyong my comprehension. Wukong is humanoid, sentient,and can most likely grown long hair, yet he has it short.

Corki Darius DrMundo Ezreal Garen Graves Jayce Rumble Udyr Viktor Ziggs MonkeyKing


**Long hair: ** Some of there were very tricky. Azir's hair can be seen during the his Ascension video. Jarvan has long hair in two of his skins, and short hair in only one of them. Karthus has long hair in two of his skins, and his default skin shows a very small amount of his hair. Kassawin has long hair on his pre-void skin. Lucian technically has long hair, even if it doesn't cover all of his head. Rengar has braidings, /topic. Talon has a long hair on his Dragonblade skin.

Azir Draven Heimerdinger JarvanIV Karthus Kassadin Lucian Olaf Rengar Talon Taric Tryndamere TwistedFate Varus Vladimir XinZhao Yasuo Zilean


Bald: Most of these are obvious. Lee Sin actually has different hair on every single one of his skins, so I said fuck it and considered him bald since that's what seems to appear most often.

Braum Gragas LeeSin Ryze Singed Sion Swain Urgot


N/A: I can't tell if these champions have long or short hair, usually for having their head completely covered, not having a scalp, or having lost their original form without leaving any record of their hair. I included all male champions who were once able to grow hair, or have a very humanoid appearance. Aatrox Brand Gangplank Jax Malzahar MasterYi Mordekaiser Thresh Nasus Nautilus Nocturne Nunu Pantheon Renekton Shaco Shen Veigar Warwick Yorick Xerath Zed

Leblancs Boob12/26/2014, 11:56:48 PM2 votes

Evelynn

FantasySniper12/26/2014, 6:52:28 PM2 votes

It's... actually true.

But in most fantasy worlds, it is normal for men to have long-ish hair styles, since they're usually based on "elden times".

Have you seen the Lord of the Rings?

Even a few of my friends tend to stray from the close-cropped hairstyle "normal" to America. If we can call it that anymore.

Celio Hogane HD12/27/2014, 9:12:08 PM1 votes

But volibear actually has ton of hair...

Besides, Short hair is uncool.

Soybean1612/26/2014, 7:33:07 PM1 votes

are we forgetting lucian?

Neidox12/27/2014, 2:37:23 AM1 votes

Malzahar Malzahar's hair is fairly shirt.