Riot, can I take this as a sign that you are going to fix your prior misdeed>

Bârd·6/27/2017, 8:09:40 PM·17 votes·735 views

One thing comes to mind when looking at Kayn's splash art.

He has nipples.

As many of you likely recall, one of the greatest injustices in this game was the removal of Urgot's nipples, alongside lesser crimes such as Braum not having them.

Riot, are you teasing the most important change of the year?

#CrabNipples

4 Comments

Melledoneus6/28/2017, 5:00:52 AM3 votes

I sneak into Rioter meetings via the air vents and listen to the round tables have sources at Riot, so I found out that Riot is working on this very thing.

Urgot is being reworked into a giant nipple. He is literally a walking, firing, talking nipple. I am concerned for the future of our children at this prospect, and I will now sit down and cradle my head in my arms in order to process this.

Enrovy6/28/2017, 12:59:12 AM2 votes

wait he's right

Prophet of Urgod6/29/2017, 1:21:40 AM2 votes

Hear! Hear! You state Urgod has nipples but the Church of Urgod knows this to be a fabrication. There is only one true Nipple!

Praise be The Nipple.