Yo how is Poppy so stupid
You obviously the hero bitch own that shit
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My theory is that she suffers from a combination of imposter syndrome and a very real fear of responsibility.
i personally think she's senile she's like grandma yordle old at this point
I just assumed she was in denial. Like she doesn't WANT to be the hero. Maybe she's just hoping the hero is someone else. Anyone else but her. Because perhaps she feels she's not hero material.
Poppy was once a strong, determined, respectable Yordle with a purpose and honour.
"Valoran will know harmony." "Their defeat is non-negotiable!" "If it will bring peace."
But now...
"I'm in one-hundred-percent! That's everything, right?" "Just had a thought - three pigtails!" "I could really go for a nap." "Know what I could use? A cart." "Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, uh... hammer!" "And the Freljordian says, "I'll drink anything, so long as-" Wait, hold on, let me start over." "Shieldy." "Whoa. You went far." "Wait, what did I come back for?"
Poppy is a literal dumb blonde, absent-minded, oblivious, lazy Yordle with a George Bush reference to amplify just how dumb she is. A George Bush reference ffs!
The cringe is so hard while playing her cause it's like every quote is either.
"Hey, notice my lore? Hey hey? Did you read my lore? Well, just remember I'm pretty stupid and oblivious."
"Hey, hey about the lore again! In case you didn't read it, I'm very one dimensional. Oh and oblivious."
"Hey, hey, hey! Are you going to go read my lore? Just listen to all this stuff I'm saying, go read it! Please go read it."
And from time to time,
"Oh, this isn't in the lore, but I'm kinda lazy too."
And why?!
Dumb brute trope is already taken! 
I had to read this four times for it to make sense, but it was worth it
If the only people like you were Tristana and Lulu, you'd probably be an idiot too.
To reflect her braindead gameplay.
Match 1
To battle!
It's Garen! He might be the hero!
Match 23,837,436
To battle!
It's Garen! He might be the hero!
[slayer-jinx-unamused]
They've built her naivete into her very quotes, which are rarely updated, so essentially she's locked into being an idiot until she gets an lore update.
Lmao the title of this though.
But I'm not the Hero though...
For the love of Demacia, YES YOU ARE.
Naa, they gotta do that typical sitcom running joke. She will probably never figure it out.
Riot should make a Hero Poppy ultimate skin
So in your mind, lacking self-confidence+stubbornness=stupidity
I'm not seeing the math here
Sneakies
yeah, her new ascpect (especially her phrases) is just too forced
Correct me if I am wrong, but are all the yordles in the game not more or less insane by our standards?