Edgy theory of edginess for the sake of being completely edgy

Because when Sivir was shanked on the special stone, it resurrected Sivir, who brought back her/his own age-old empire, and word eventually reached Sivir, in Ionia, who then returned to Sivirima in order to stop Sivir from harming Sivir's family, while Sivir went back to doing mercenary work.

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