"Your Ally found friends!"

Surr20plz·7/25/2015, 1:54:10 AM·2 votes·961 views

Crappiest line in the game. Who pitched that? I hope they're not making a lot of money.

They should be eating store Ramen and living pay check to pay check with that garbo line.

8 Comments

Valaran Nara7/25/2015, 4:14:55 AM2 votes

Lol. I love it when the announcer says "Heh heh. Your ally found friends." I find it funny because they're an enemy we just straight up destroyed. It's sarcasm that I really approve of.

It's like being use to the works of mafia and gang violence. You just walk into the abandoned warehouse where your group is stationed, one of your friends is sitting on a cardboard box, and there's a dead body (most likely tortured to hell) sitting in a chair next to him. "Hey, Mat, who's your friend?"

Surr20plz7/25/2015, 2:11:27 AM1 votes

See, I'd rather have you write the lines than whoever that hack is.

sp4417/25/2015, 2:07:37 AM1 votes

Oh, go clean a bunghole with your tongue, you no-good yellow bellied landlubber!

Ebonmaw Dragon7/25/2015, 5:48:31 AM1 votes

Wait... what is wrong with eating ramen?

Melancholy Exile7/25/2015, 7:09:46 AM1 votes

See, that line always throws me because I have a habit of saying something to that effect when people I know walk into ambushes and get themselves killed.

It certainly isn't something I'd associate with a player scoring a multi-kill.

Rueian7/25/2015, 7:21:12 AM1 votes

I like the new announcer as a whole.

Surr20plz7/25/2015, 5:43:57 AM1 votes

No it's not like that at all.

That would be cool, this is just DERP.

It's not funny. it's tired, bland, and unimaginative.

Might as well throw in a "OH GEE THAT REALLY SHOWED'M! HEEHEE!" and call that a great line if you're going to defend this nonsense.