Xayah and Rakan are the teenage couple that make out too loudly in a public place

THE RlVER KlNG·4/4/2017, 8:51:43 PM·120 votes·25,579 views

....and get mad when you ask them to leave.

But honestly, they're adorable. They're a pair of horny angsty emotional pubescent teenagers you'd expect from an old Cartoon Network show. I may not be 100% fine with their kits but their personalities and interactions are top notch. You'd be surprised how many sexual innuendos these two can squeeze into an hour of dialogue and a rated T game.

Lore, art, and VO teams get exponentially better with each release and rework, I'm telling you. Rakan's first 15 minutes of dialogue is pure nightmare fuel but otherwise the two of them are frickin' adorable. I'll probably be making a lot of threads about these two in the coming days.

124 Comments

RiotWAAARGHbobo4/4/2017, 10:56:31 PM40 votes

The first 3 minutes of lines are his "attack lines." The sound files are arranged alphabetically.

Fasmodey4/4/2017, 8:53:56 PM17 votes

I find them super adorable actually. Their dialogues are so funny to listen.

They also make you sad.

Goes back to loneliness and tries to hug it, but nope, not even loneliness is there

CrazFight 4/4/2017, 10:55:03 PM10 votes

I ship them so hard .

LordHippoman4/4/2017, 10:18:59 PM7 votes

Xayah's kind of an asshole, though. Her dialogue has her being a racist to both humans and Yordles while threatening roughly every country on the map, relishing in how much she wants to murder people.

Guild Girl4/5/2017, 12:08:16 AM7 votes

So when do we get heartseeker? ;)

Gehco4/4/2017, 8:58:12 PM1 votes

Why don't they havve humanoid legs and feet