Hunting rights

TenshouSNK··9 votes·2,243 views

Is it legal to hunt bear in Demacia or surrounding areas? Or does one have to get a license? And what about like other animals, like the royal demacian stag? Or buffalo, bison, deer, exotic creatures. What if someone wanted to like hunt and provide the fur to the tannery etc for money. Like to mount the stag or to make a bear skin rug out of the bear. Is it legal to do so?

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Bub O Lard5 votes

Well the way i see it, I figure that most Demacian's probably wouldn't see the need for a bearskin rug, as the more modern processes would allow for synthetic materials at a much cheaper price. People like Jarvan could have a nice, velvet rug in his chamber instead of a smelly bearskin rug. in fact i bet he would be appalled by a bearskin rug. might even make his peers like Quinn and garen view him as the brotherly, intelligent figure he is."

TenshouSNK1 votes

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Well the way i see it, I figure that most Demacian's probably wouldn't see the need for a bearskin rug, as the more modern processes would allow for synthetic materials at a much cheaper price. People like Jarvan could have a nice, velvet rug in his chamber instead of a smelly bearskin rug. in fact i bet he would be appalled by a bearskin rug. might even make his peers like Quinn and garen view him as the brotherly, intelligent figure he is."

Wait, what's wrong with J4 having a bearskin rug in his chambers? I think it fits the royal mood perfectly, somewhere near the fireplace no? And what would Qunn's view be on it if J4 was appalled as you state? And smelly!? Lol. What? Proper taxidermy would never smell. I actually think something like that could be something Jarvan owns aside from dragon head trophies.

Bub O Lard4 votes

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Wait, what's wrong with J4 having a bearskin rug in his chambers? I think it fits the royal mood perfectly, somewhere near the fireplace no? And what would Qunn's view be on it if J4 was appalled as you state? And smelly!? Lol. What? Proper taxidermy would never smell. I actually think something like that could be something Jarvan owns aside from dragon head trophies.

I would have to respectfully disagree. Bearskin rugs belong in rustic cabins and Viking halls. An embroidered, opulent, luxurious wool rug would probably be better. Maybe dyed purple or blue. And using Quinn probably wasn't the best example, I admit, seeing as her and J4 probably have a purely professional relationship.

TenshouSNK1 votes

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I would have to respectfully disagree. Bearskin rugs belong in rustic cabins and Viking halls. An embroidered, opulent, luxurious wool rug would probably be better. Maybe dyed purple or blue. And using Quinn probably wasn't the best example, I admit, seeing as her and J4 probably have a purely professional relationship.

nah, I mean would Quinn's view on a bearskin rug be similar to J4 as you mentioned? View on a bearskin rug being in a throne room or a trophy room or any sort of hall?

Bub O Lard5 votes

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nah, I mean would Quinn's view on a bearskin rug be similar to J4 as you mentioned? View on a bearskin rug being in a throne room or a trophy room or any sort of hall?

Personally, I don't think Quinn would be very impressed by a Bearskin rug and she would probably think nothing of it. She likely saw them all the time since she was raised in a Rural setting. These of course are my personal opinions. I offer a counterquestion: what do YOU think Quinn's opinion would be?

TenshouSNK1 votes

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Personally, I don't think Quinn would be very impressed by a Bearskin rug and she would probably think nothing of it. She likely saw them all the time since she was raised in a Rural setting. These of course are my personal opinions. I offer a counterquestion: what do YOU think Quinn's opinion would be?

I don't know, are you saying that rural people don't own bearskin rugs? Do you think she owned one?

Bub O Lard3 votes

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I don't know, are you saying that rural people don't own bearskin rugs? Do you think she owned one?

of course they did, so Jarvan wouldnt.

TenshouSNK1 votes

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of course they did, so Jarvan wouldnt.

So usually were they black bears or brown bears that were made into rugs?

Bub O Lard3 votes

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So usually were they black bears or brown bears that were made into rugs?

Probably demacian bears.

Gehco2 votes

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Well the way i see it, I figure that most Demacian's probably wouldn't see the need for a bearskin rug, as the more modern processes would allow for synthetic materials at a much cheaper price. People like Jarvan could have a nice, velvet rug in his chamber instead of a smelly bearskin rug. in fact i bet he would be appalled by a bearskin rug. might even make his peers like Quinn and garen view him as the brotherly, intelligent figure he is."

Wait bro...So you are telling me that Quinn and J4 would not consider at all to shag on top of a bearskin rug? oO

Bub O Lard3 votes

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Wait bro...So you are telling me that Quinn and J4 would not consider at all to shag on top of a bearskin rug? oO

ack, no. Quinn would be offended. but, also, wouldnt the bear be offended?

Gehco2 votes

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ack, no. Quinn would be offended. but, also, wouldnt the bear be offended?

Ack? Why? Its not disgusting, its just a rug with a ferocious head...why would Quinn be offended if she is a rural woman?

Why would something that's dead be offended?

Bub O Lard3 votes

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Ack? Why? Its not disgusting, its just a rug with a ferocious head...why would Quinn be offended if she is a rural woman?

Why would something that's dead be offended?

ah, i see you misunderstood. i meant she would be offended by jarvan wanting to screw her.

Gehco2 votes

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ah, i see you misunderstood. i meant she would be offended by jarvan wanting to screw her.

So then in that case you mean she wouldn't care about the bearskin rug at all involved? And I don't get what you mean by bear being offended?

Bub O Lard2 votes

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So then in that case you mean she wouldn't care about the bearskin rug at all involved? And I don't get what you mean by bear being offended?

Would she care? That's a good question. As long as jarvan doesn't try to bone her.

Gehco2 votes

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Would she care? That's a good question. As long as jarvan doesn't try to bone her.

I mean on the bearskin rug bro, seeing she is all rural girl and stuff. Wouldn't like the smelly bearskin rug in the mix? Oo lol

Why do you think a bearskin rug would be offended ? I never got that part.

Bub O Lard3 votes

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I mean on the bearskin rug bro, seeing she is all rural girl and stuff. Wouldn't like the smelly bearskin rug in the mix? Oo lol

Why do you think a bearskin rug would be offended ? I never got that part.

The offended rug was a joke, of course. Though I wouldn't want anyone shaggin on my dead body either. And most girls, rural or not, would probably wanna do it in a bed, not on a rug.

Gehco2 votes

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The offended rug was a joke, of course. Though I wouldn't want anyone shaggin on my dead body either. And most girls, rural or not, would probably wanna do it in a bed, not on a rug.

Interesting. So in quinn's case what would your opinion be? Hypothetically speaking, So what if j4 invited her to do it on the bearskin, so you are stating that quinn would feel indifferent in regards to that? Like ah gross or ack reaction and reject it? Despite being rural woman?

Bub O Lard3 votes

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Interesting. So in quinn's case what would your opinion be? Hypothetically speaking, So what if j4 invited her to do it on the bearskin, so you are stating that quinn would feel indifferent in regards to that? Like ah gross or ack reaction and reject it? Despite being rural woman?

She would probably reject because any man who wants to do it on a Bearskin rug probably cheesy and rural women aren't into that. If jarvan had a mud truck tho, then maybe he would have a chance.

Gehco1 votes

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She would probably reject because any man who wants to do it on a Bearskin rug probably cheesy and rural women aren't into that. If jarvan had a mud truck tho, then maybe he would have a chance.

So...She would reject because the bearskin rug is creepy or for what reason?

Bub O Lard3 votes

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So...She would reject because the bearskin rug is creepy or for what reason?

She would reject because she ain't into jarvan. Or Bearskin rugs. Probably finds them boring

Gehco2 votes

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She would reject because she ain't into jarvan. Or Bearskin rugs. Probably finds them boring

I mean from the aspect of being on top of it while engaged in sexual activities. Hypothetically.

Bub O Lard2 votes

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I mean from the aspect of being on top of it while engaged in sexual activities. Hypothetically.

She would not like this aspect.

Gehco2 votes

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She would not like this aspect.

any reasons why? because of the rug having mites or flees? I thought rural women like quinn would't mind that stuff lol.

Bub O Lard2 votes

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any reasons why? because of the rug having mites or flees? I thought rural women like quinn would't mind that stuff lol.

Fleas and sex? No way would Quinn like this. Trust me I know. Also she does not like jarvan this way.

Gehco2 votes

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Fleas and sex? No way would Quinn like this. Trust me I know. Also she does not like jarvan this way.

no lol, I was asking you if it's because of the bear fur having possible fleas and mites? But in truth, I thought rural women were wild and stuff, would the fleas really bother quinnn lol

Gehco2 votes

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The offended rug was a joke, of course. Though I wouldn't want anyone shaggin on my dead body either. And most girls, rural or not, would probably wanna do it in a bed, not on a rug.

lol if I was a dead bearskin rug, heck I wouldn't mind if Quinn and J4 were shaggin on top of me! I would feel lucky!

Bub O Lard2 votes

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lol if I was a dead bearskin rug, heck I wouldn't mind if Quinn and J4 were shaggin on top of me! I would feel lucky!

Yes but wouldn't it offend you as jarvan blew his load on you? As of he didn't care? Not that he would be having sex with Quinn anyway.

Gehco2 votes

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Yes but wouldn't it offend you as jarvan blew his load on you? As of he didn't care? Not that he would be having sex with Quinn anyway.

well true it's kinda upsetting but since he's not alone on the rug, because you know, it would be quinn on top of me too, that is hot bro, don't you think? I might feel offended a bit by jarvan but probably not with quinn unless you can think of something that would offend me oO

Bub O Lard3 votes

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well true it's kinda upsetting but since he's not alone on the rug, because you know, it would be quinn on top of me too, that is hot bro, don't you think? I might feel offended a bit by jarvan but probably not with quinn unless you can think of something that would offend me oO

Well, Quinn wouldn't be there. shyvana instead, of course!

Gehco1 votes

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Quinn is not a wild rural woman, she is a quiet one, it seems. Fleas would bother quinn; they bother everyone.

Sorry, I meant to follow up on your previous answer where you stated that quinn would not like that aspect. So my question was why she wouldn't like that aspect? I mean its just a shag rug bro. Bearskin shag rug oo

CrazyBear19874 votes

Down voted? why? thought this was an interesting topic to say the least.

up voted to keep it relevant

[slayer-jinx-catface]

Insanity Song2 votes

Same

Bub O Lard1 votes

ah. she wouldnt like this aspect because a rug is not comfortable enough for sexual activity. quinn would probably prefer something with a bit more cushion, like a bed. the half dragon shyvana, of course is a different story. Shyvana is so fierce and tough, she and J4 could probably bang on a wood floor and she wouldnt mind. so a rug would be perfect for shyvana and j4Shyvana

Gehco1 votes

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ah. she wouldnt like this aspect because a rug is not comfortable enough for sexual activity. quinn would probably prefer something with a bit more cushion, like a bed. the half dragon shyvana, of course is a different story. Shyvana is so fierce and tough, she and J4 could probably bang on a wood floor and she wouldnt mind. so a rug would be perfect for shyvana and j4Shyvana

Quinn dislikes it because it's a bear corpse , is that part of the reason?

Bub O Lard1 votes

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Quinn dislikes it because it's a bear corpse , is that part of the reason?

it is not.

Bub O Lard1 votes

i would assume jarvan would be because he is much bigger. so you would be getting friendly with his buttcheeks =)

Gehco1 votes

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i would assume jarvan would be because he is much bigger. so you would be getting friendly with his buttcheeks =)

Lol. Well shitt. So should I be offended with just j4 or quinn as well? Will I be getting any exposure to that woman too or just j4?

Bub O Lard1 votes

maybe a hand from quinn, but thats probably about it. J4 is a grown-ass man, he would be supporting her weight. this is all hypothetical, of course.

Gehco1 votes

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maybe a hand from quinn, but thats probably about it. J4 is a grown-ass man, he would be supporting her weight. this is all hypothetical, of course.

What do you mean by maybe a hand? On the bears head or hand inside the jaws?

Bub O Lard1 votes

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What do you mean by maybe a hand?

maybe...JUST MAYBE... quinn would put a hand down as she was on top of jarvan and touch the rug. probably wiping off something from jarvan. but other than that, it would be sweaty jarvan backside touching the rug all day.

Gehco1 votes

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maybe...JUST MAYBE... quinn would put a hand down as she was on top of jarvan and touch the rug. probably wiping off something from jarvan. but other than that, it would be sweaty jarvan backside touching the rug all day.

Damn, now that I think of it, I'd rather not be a bearskin lol.

But what about the bears ferocious head and menacing teeth. Will it get violated by any of the two? Will it get kicked, stepped on or touched by either of them?

Bub O Lard1 votes

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Damn, now that I think of it, I'd rather not be a bearskin lol.

But what about the bears ferocious head and menacing teeth. Will it get violated by any of the two? Will it get stepped on or touched by either of them?

of course not. nobody wants bear teeth to the butt.

Gehco1 votes

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of course not. nobody wants bear teeth to the butt.

So Quinn will not make any physical interactions with the menacing head besides what you mentioned above? Or j4?

Bub O Lard1 votes

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So Quinn will not make any physical interactions with the menacing head besides what you mentioned above? Or j4?

quinn would not. neither would jarvan, i imagine.

Gehco1 votes

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quinn would not. neither would jarvan, i imagine.

ah and what color are we talking about here, as in the bearskin, blackbear? brown? White? Which actually would make more sense in this hypothetical scenario? And, quinn being a rural woman, she wouldn't really consider a bear turned to rug cruel in any way right? Or?

Bub O Lard1 votes

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ah and what color are we talking about here, as in the bearskin, blackbear? brown? White? Which actually would make more sense in this hypothetical scenario? And, quinn being a rural woman, she wouldn't really consider a bear turned to rug cruel in any way right? Or?

quinn would not care about the rug at all, just like she wouldnt care about jarvan. the rug could be whatever is most convenient to find.

Gehco1 votes

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quinn would not care about the rug at all, just like she wouldnt care about jarvan. the rug could be whatever is most convenient to find.

What color bear rug would you think it would be though based on the mood and setting?

Are you stating that she wouldn't care because she a rural woman?

And in your opinion, would their acts be deemed as offensive and repulsive to the bear who is just but a rug now? I mean, do you think this would be degrading to the bear and why?

Bub O Lard2 votes

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What color bear rug would you think it would be though based on the mood and setting?

Are you stating that she wouldn't care because she a rural woman?

And in your opinion, would their acts be deemed as offensive and repulsive to the bear who is just but a rug now? I mean, do you think this would be degrading to the bear and why?

The Color would not really matter, and quinn would not care because she would not be there. Jarvan will not love quinn, and quinn will never love him. He will never have a bearskin rug and she will never be his queen. But don't fret. here is a picture to cheer you up. BubOLard awaaayyyyy. http://i66.tinypic.com/2r5fguo.jpg

BeatzBoyFTW1 votes

Three Demacian hunters stroll through the forest to hunt a bear. Suddenly, they found one, and....

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