You really need to ask why GP is fat?

ElJanitorFrank·8/2/2015, 10:02:55 PM·159 votes·8,013 views

Gangplank probably took massive damage from the explosion. Do you know how many oranges he would have to eat to get back up to full HP?

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gubigubi8/3/2015, 1:57:06 AM37 votes

He was eating so many oranges so fast that he accidentally bit his own hand off.

Anstoro8/3/2015, 1:08:45 AM25 votes

I was expecting the last epilogue to be gp going to mf and having her ask how the hell he lived, and he just says "I just ate me oranges, and it was all k"

Remlap12238/3/2015, 12:55:46 AM15 votes

He's probably going to be peeing orange juice for at least a week.

Face The Sun8/3/2015, 12:49:50 AM7 votes

this. i like this. very much.

IceKingChernobog8/3/2015, 7:49:57 AM3 votes

he's not fat, he still has muscle but he has a bit of fat to it, and i actually like his new "New" design

Valenten8/3/2015, 4:18:54 PM3 votes

GP isnt fat he is actually REALLY muscular and well built. The look that everyone thinks is the perfect body for guys is actually only for just looks :/ sure they can lift some stuff but if you look at the guys who lift the heaviest things in the world their mid section is nothing but muscle to protect and support their spine. So GP is actually ridiculously strong.

Sythriel Draken8/3/2015, 3:29:08 AM2 votes

Think NFL linebacker.. Dude picked up a guy with one hand and held him in the air... no skiny person can do that that I know of, unless your a saiyan.

Uiru8/3/2015, 2:42:16 AM2 votes

I'm not a nutritionist but I'm pretty sure the water in fruit would reach toxic levels long before you ate enough of it to gain any weight from it

(water has a toxic dosage; don't try it)

lolipopevelynn8/3/2015, 3:16:19 AM2 votes

oranges dont have fat in them tho no?

Lugg8/3/2015, 3:46:13 AM2 votes

I still don't think he looks fat. Stocky is the word I would use.

Atherius8/3/2015, 3:11:54 AM1 votes

I think GP is going to get a new legendary skin after all of the lore and it's going to have him missing an arm.

Troll for Trump8/4/2015, 5:11:07 AM1 votes

how many oranges does it take to grow a mechanical arm?

Lost R8/4/2015, 2:46:48 PM1 votes

I don't think anyone else is going to realize this; he's not fat, he's BARREL chested.

League of Ori8/6/2015, 12:36:44 AM1 votes

why does this have 6 downvotes???

46104328_DEL8/6/2015, 1:52:48 AM1 votes

To be fair, now that I've seen him in game, he doesn't look near as fat.