Every champion update in 10 words or less

Oh my god it’s TOO FUCKING CUTE we finally have a legitimate ninja. ABOUT. DAMN. TIME. Why did she get a rewrok before x champion again? In soviet russia players thank rioters for rework Hey! Keep both your hands above the keyboard! I will no longer be a master Yi clone Holy SHIT that ultimate is scary Tank update Yesssss give us MORE CC Welcome to the only in high elo club remember when saplings didn't chunk everything? Aw fuck dude its another Azir the best rework IMO Assassin update Fuckin’ hardcore parkour The most fair rework Riot only reverted his Q, ITS NOT A REVERT error 404: Rework not found needs a rework...AFTER the rework Kill tank ekko with fire in the end the rework was just a buff. He actually takes a braincell to play now Was he even really changed? Was she even really changed? Yorick walks up towards your tower, there is no counter A-again!? Seriously AGAIN!? Mage update No boots!? REEEEEeee Well now we've got mental disease AND parasites Can we actually make him balanced? Riot: Fine, for now What if MORE SEEDS : What if we make his passive more AOE : What if... more AP!? But sir, he already-MORE AP!!!! What if.. his true damage scaled with his AP. GENIUS! My personal favorite rework the boring rework Awww she's so cute now! no more nightmar fuel Marksman update Oh yes being one shot by graves as usuall fly like a bird... well... not anymore Hears distant sirens see's insane old man with rocket "Now he's your late game Gigacarry" Error not found JESUS CHRIST WHY DOES HER ULT SCALE NOW And I'm still shootin! And I'm still gettin headshots like-! Juggernaut update AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! BAM! Still garbage the most forgotten rework The worst rework Went from burst fighter to best fighter Crit plank is now solidified as best plank Well at least her ult doesn't scale THAT well Really? Again? Pengu is now a champion in league guys Aww she's so cu- AHH she hurts! Oh my god he's... useless (on release) RIP mid lane banana goddess. Don't come back Remember when he could only get one upgrade I still don't know what her old passive did She's actually useful now, huh THANK GOD SHE CANT KILL ME WITH JUST Q. Guys I have an idea. Let's make his burst faster Does this really count as a update? The day riot smited the rift god Wait, I get to move now!? Basically the same as today but useless So Ziggs gets more damage to towers and I don't? Laughs in waveclear Useless on release Wait, my feet! They're not pizza slices! Broken as shit on release, useless as shit now Do you like being PERMASLOWED The first and laziest vgu anything before that was Season 1 or during testing, so I felt that I shouldn't go over further than this point. Info gathered from here: https://support.riotgames.com/hc/en-us/articles/202294884-Champion-Update-Schedule

Edit: A few more that were not put on the website, and I don't know when they where released, but here ya go. I also inserted Veigar cause I missed him in the mage update (thanks A Dizzy Lulu) Alright lets change her....alright now change it back Some fool: Let's make Cho'gath, an ultimate scaler insert Jaws music stands three feet away from the fight “SOLDIERS ONWARD!”