I ship it

Chaotic Reks·Dec 17, 2015·57 votes·6,797 views

to "Northman. There are motions I would like to show you." "I know you are strong. I wonder if you have stamina." "Finally, a man who won't break."

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86 Comments

Laughing FishDec 17, 201545 votes

"Sometimes, shield becomes smashing board." "Stand behind Braum!"

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Hello I am BirdDec 18, 20153 votes

OH DEAR GOD

Laughing FishDec 18, 20159 votes

Oh deer god

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CasterGilgameshDec 19, 20156 votes

pls not that gif it gives me nightmares

UtilityPunkDec 19, 20153 votes

This thread gives me nightmares

Mister SunglowDec 18, 20152 votes

If I'm not mistaken... wouldn't Braum be standing behind Illaoi...

http://i.imgur.com/IKiqOUm.jpg

ConnceptDec 17, 201532 votes

Lore wise, I wouldn't be surprised that Illaoi likes Braum, but I don't think he would have anything to do with her.

Braum lives by a moral code, certain things are right and others wrong. And he strives to be good and kind by helping, supporting, and protecting people who live by a similar moral code from those who don't, particularly the weak and innocent. He actively strives to protect and support the world around him and make it a better place.

Illaoi lives by survival of the fittest, doesn't even believe in good and evil, and thinks that living 'right' is sating ones own desires and imposing ones own will pitted against the will of those around you. Life is a struggle that pits every person against every other and that struggle is to be enjoyed and celebrated regardless of the outcome.

They're complete opposites. And while Illaoi might be fine being with someone like Braum, because she doesn't believe anything is 'wrong' so long as you are living your life, Braum does not share that belief, and is such a morally driven and emphatic person that he wouldn't be okay being with someone like her, and would likely stand against her imposing her will were they ever to meet.

I Main SwainDec 17, 20156 votes

if braum were with anyone already in the game, i would say Leona is the most likely candidate

CasterGilgameshDec 17, 20152 votes

Leona is fine but she and her tribe see those who worship other things as evil such as Diana even if they aren't.plus Leona most likely is with Mantheon I mean "pantheon"

I Main SwainDec 17, 20151 votes

i dont think braum worships anything other than honor and his mustache

maxaroni118Dec 18, 20154 votes

And his heart, "WHICH IS THE STRONGEST MUSCLE!!!"

rtbf206105905Dec 17, 20155 votes

Morally, Soraka and Janna are the most likely candidates, lore-wise not at all.

I Main SwainDec 17, 20156 votes

i dont think braum would fit, if you know what i mean

CasterGilgameshDec 17, 20155 votes

I actually would ship Soraka X Braum

I Main SwainDec 18, 20153 votes

raka x heca

CasterGilgameshDec 18, 20153 votes

that ship will never work in any universe because hec is death and soraka is life XD

I Main SwainDec 18, 20151 votes

opposite =/= no possible match. also they both have some horse in them :)

CasterGilgameshDec 18, 20155 votes

hecram loves causing pain and death while soraka does all she can to stop pain and death......

CornbreadAvengerDec 18, 20159 votes

She's a masochist and Hecarim is her enabler.

CasterGilgameshDec 18, 20153 votes

......

bookwormpeteDec 18, 201510 votes

I'm not usually one to kink shame, but... ಠ_ಠ

BiffoloDec 18, 20152 votes

You evidently have not been on the internet enough.

manbearswineDec 18, 20153 votes

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that ship will never work in any universe because hec is death and soraka is life XD

Heca is death and soraka is cancer.

Seems fine to me.

manbearswineDec 18, 20151 votes

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Morally, Soraka and Janna are the most likely candidates, lore-wise not at all.

Soraka is evil incarnate,she's just trying to trick people into believing otherwise.

I mean she's half a goat for fucks sake,does it get even more obvious?

rtbf206105905Dec 18, 20151 votes

Yeah right...except that our world and Runeterra's are lightyears apart.

manbearswineDec 18, 20151 votes

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Yeah right...except that our world and Runeterra's are lightyears apart.

Oh please,a truly evil character wouldn't go around going "hurr durr,me evil,hurr durr".

It will pretend to be something else,think about it,soraka pretends to be super nice and all,and yet actions wise she is one of the most obnoxious champions in the game.

Soraka is the devil.

Vincent LuciusDec 18, 20154 votes

No, that's Teemo. What's happening lately? I recall when the Banambulance was a trash pick and people were crying to get her rework undone. I used to get "GG" whenever I picked her. What in the seven hells did I miss?!

rtbf206105905Dec 19, 20152 votes

Not sure if you are being serious or...

Her lore is literally her being a Celestine Goddess. She was "demoted" to a more human form due to her harming someone to save Warwick (who she thought was good before being betrayed) and she also binded Irelia's lifeforce to her blade during the Noxian invasion of Ionia to save her life. Lore-wise, she is propably the one with the best karma in Runeterra, as all she does is good.

Tbh Teemo is the one you should be worried about...

CasterGilgameshDec 17, 20152 votes

Yah i know right? Braum is Lawful Good and Illaoi is Neutral good they don't go well.....

Dominick DestineDec 18, 20152 votes

Illaoi = FRIEND ZONED gg

Potato DocDec 18, 20155 votes

All she would need to do is meet teemo, then she would believe in evil. Then everything is okay

RalanrDec 19, 20152 votes

Illaoi would much rather bed Braum than date him. Now is Braum a man who loves sex?

He loves many things, but he might be asexual.

Ebonmaw DragonDec 17, 201523 votes

Gangplank "Stay away from her... or my ship, landlubber!"

kile147Dec 17, 201538 votes

You can try to ship Gangplank, but the last one was shot down pretty hard.

NinjaToad99Dec 17, 201524 votes

http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20130302234311/glee/images/6/64/Toosoon.gif Gangplank https://media.giphy.com/media/t7mlJRN2Er5nO/giphy.gif

CasterGilgameshDec 17, 20152 votes

He didn't "really" get shot down in the end Illaoi did help him and still remembers her feelings for him

kile147Dec 17, 20155 votes

I meant his ship, not his proposition

CasterGilgameshDec 18, 20152 votes

http://i.memeful.com/media/post/4wbYXd5_700w_0.jpg

PalPlaysDec 18, 20152 votes

"You can try to ship Gangplank..."

LOLOLOL

rtbf206105905Dec 17, 20153 votes

"I'm as unsinkable as my ship."

Uh....

Just Blame JennyDec 18, 20157 votes

Tbh, I rather assumed Illaoi Velkoz was already a thing.

YrzenDec 18, 20152 votes

Caitlyn Velkoz Is the thing.

bookwormpeteDec 18, 20153 votes

Don't you mean Ahri Velkoz ?

YrzenDec 18, 20152 votes

Naw. https://youtu.be/wraEz6kKgcQ They're also a pretty synergistic lane.

A Superb VillainDec 17, 20156 votes

Needs a return address 'cause this ship is going back.

CasterGilgameshDec 17, 20152 votes

No one can get inbetween Illaoi X gangplank. Or My Lissandra X Braum

charcharmunroDec 17, 20154 votes

How does Lissandra X Braum even work.

7ha7guy777Dec 17, 201515 votes

Warm smile

RalanrDec 19, 20152 votes

She's blind.

CasterGilgameshDec 17, 20152 votes

Well for one Braum could maybe awaken the good left in Lissandra as I don't believe she was always "evil" Orr the least likely is that Braum ever actually became evil but that scenario is almost impossible.... Plus "icy heart just needs warm smile"