We need an old lady.

wop·4/30/2015, 2:18:55 PM·66 votes·5,717 views

Right now we've got one old guy (Zilean) but no old HUMAN lady.

We need an old lady who can open up a can of whoop ass on her laner. Or maybe she can be a jungler, and just pop outta nowhere and smack you with something. She should have some kind of in(un, in, i'm not sure)conventional weapon, like a frying pan, or an umbrella, or a cane. but anyway, that's my two cents.

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ModWulf Helhammer4/30/2015, 3:30:50 PM23 votes

Lissandra is like, centuries old

GaleWinUnleashed4/30/2015, 2:29:29 PM22 votes

https://i.imgur.com/ksFWRBD.jpg

I think a giant cat litter scoop qualifies as unconventional.

Silents4294/30/2015, 9:36:54 PM10 votes

How about a witch?

Anyone actually opposed to getting a creepy witch champion, have her do something like Yorick, OH. Maybe something to do with Voodoo dolls.

... I really want a new shadow isle champion.

A Superb Villain4/30/2015, 9:12:32 PM9 votes

Specifically, we need an old lady that actually looks her age. Perhaps something like Garen's former drill instructor, who tossed him on his ass repeatedly and could probably still do that if she felt so inclined.

I vote for this lady:

Maratsune4/30/2015, 8:24:04 PM6 votes

I don't know why, but Yubaba from Spirited Away was my first thought

SorasMemories5/1/2015, 1:09:59 PM3 votes

We have all sorts of characters: a couple children, a preteen, some beautiful young women, some gorgeous young men, some middle ages dudes, some real old dudes.... But no older women. I totally agree with this. Someone who will smack you with something and criticize you for the way you dress.

Meep Man4/30/2015, 6:13:15 PM3 votes

Lissandra is incredibly old.

aaronconlin4/30/2015, 10:40:31 PM3 votes

I've always wanted an old hag champion, preferably a support that steals buffs, does AoE debuffs, has some interaction with potions and does DoT spells. Basically Lulu + Swain

TwoD5/1/2015, 5:36:29 AM2 votes

we need a fat girl

Solaxo4/30/2015, 11:44:02 PM2 votes

Urgot ?

The Soulforged5/1/2015, 12:36:47 AM2 votes

I would recommend Ryze's hag mentor Lilith as the new champ. Just read how she talks with him.

http://leagueoflegends.wikia.com/wiki/Ryze/Background

DeShanc5/1/2015, 12:43:30 AM2 votes

Well if you want an old lady.... You can always count on Big BadWarwick :D jungle, sustain and old lady claws xD

Fredart5/1/2015, 1:54:31 AM2 votes

How do you count Zilean? hes connected to some machinery thus cyborg, not human.

AbsoluteSadman5/2/2015, 2:59:49 AM2 votes

Crazy old poro lady

She controls a swarm of poros.

That is all

BottleCapster5/3/2015, 7:10:09 AM2 votes

Pretty sure the OP was looking for an actually visibly Old champion who happens to be female. There's lots of really old champions, but honestly how many of them look like they could be your badass grandmother?

sp4415/1/2015, 8:17:04 PM1 votes

Why.

Stray Kat5/1/2015, 10:11:02 PM1 votes

Typical old shaman lady from the swamps. The weird crazy ones that you always see about. A witch. New AP Jungler?

Bondage Bunnyboy5/2/2015, 1:59:16 AM1 votes

Isn't LeBlanc's entire appearance an illusion itself? She seems like she could be in her 40s for some reason. I just don't imagine her being between 20-30 years at all. Not exactly an old lady, but probably more mature than the rest of the humans.

Colonel Lapoose6/30/2015, 3:47:31 AM1 votes

I'm thinking about doing a Vietnamese rice farmer lady with a bamboo hat who is elderly. She has a giant old fashioned "Libra" styled scale full of harvested plants attached behind her back. She would be a very good BOT-SUPP/MID-LANE Mage who can heal and throw "conjured scythes" at enemies. Her main theme would be "balance." Too racist? Anyone like this idea?

MarhsallLee675/2/2015, 3:35:31 AM1 votes

Grandma Warwick already exists.

Aradehk5/2/2015, 3:48:28 AM1 votes

Maybe like some old witch lady???????

BeatzBoyFTW5/2/2015, 4:02:55 AM1 votes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uiUsadMhWgE

I'd pay to have her as the next new champion.

Her special dialogue after killing Rengar :

"You're a bad kitty!"

IcyPepper6/30/2015, 4:01:49 AM1 votes

I vote we call her "Grandma."

A melee support/fighter

Q - Rolling Pin: Swings a rolling ping. Slows an enemy if hit, or can be used to deflect projectiles (but only one!). W - Milk and Cookies: A healing skillshot, but can be selfcast. Gives ally a small moving debuff (maybe 5% tops), but heals decently. If it hits an enemy, it heals them slightly but gives them a bigger slow debuff. Boosts damage of her Q in its duration, enough to offset the amount healed and then some. E - Shopping Cart: Roll down a straight line for a brief amount, higher MS but cannot change direction. Can catch allies or enemies, but does not deal damage. Boosts the damage of her next aa.

R - Crazy Cat Lady: For each level put in, a cat follows Grandma around. When activated, cats become agitated and attack nearby enemies while Grandma gains additional MR and Armor for 10 seconds (could be reduced). If cast near allies with no enemies within 300 range, cats instead become pleasant and purr, giving allies a small heal and defensive buff for 10(?) seconds.

This is why i'm not working for Riot.

Yet.

Only Play Darius4/30/2015, 7:08:50 PM1 votes

Karma is an Ionian elder so there's that.

Torrence5/1/2015, 7:08:32 PM1 votes

How about an old witch-like character that mixes some wild potions/elixirs with all kinds of ingredients?