You are so bad at jungling, you get executed on your first camp as Aatrox..... with a leash. You are so bad at mid-lane, you get outfarmed by a LeBlanc..... as Heimerdinger. You are so bad, you have negative 6 stacks as Cho' Gath
You are so bad at team fighting that you wombo-comboed your own team.
You are so bad at diving a tower that you failed swim lessons.
You are so bad at dodging skill shots that the enemy just calls them "kill shots".
You are so bad at Nasus that the minions were getting stacks from killing you.
You're so bad, the entire purple side quit out of pity, and now we have red minions.
You're so bad you tower-dove a cannon creep thinking it was an enemy champion. You're so bad when you select a champion they beg you to play someone else. You're so bad the beginner bots report you for unskilled. You're so bad even the minions look down on you. You're so bad you went 0/5 against bottom outer. You're so bad you can't 1v5 caster minions.
Your so bad at supporting, the enemy support has assisted your ADC more than you
You're so bad at laning, your minions run toward YOUR nexus holding little white flags screaming "Don't Shoot!"
your so bad at vayne your w heals the enemys
You're so bad at Karthus, that you ult your own team.
you're so bad. when you play 
she ults herself
you're so bad, you get reported for afk every time you play 
because all he says is "nope"
you're so bad, 
fried your computer so she could finally wreck stuff
you're so bad, when you play 
and taunt the enemy under the turret, your tower shoots you
you're so bad, the first time you played 
she told the team "FF20"
you're so bad, 
uses his lantern to throw you to the enemy team
you're so bad, when you play 
he rage quits
you're so bad, you dunk when no one else is around 
you're so bad, 
named you the next troll king
You are so bad at the game that Riot changed your name to Freelo after reviewing the first unskilled report against you.
You're so bad that you take Summoner Heal for the sustain in lane and use it on cooldown.
You're so bad that you take Smite because you thought it dealt 390 - 1000 true damage to your opponent's champion.
You're so bad that you build Runaans Hurricane on melee champions.
You're so bad that you try to take turrets without minions at level 1.
GG. So bad. Pls report.
Your so bad at this game, you consistantly miss 
's Q.
You're so ugly, Ahri's charm pushes you away.
You're so bad at this game, when you queue up for ranked, the server queue dodges.
you are so bad at this game you chase yourself as 
You are so bad at 
you maxed E first
You are so bad at 
you started with Q
You are so bad at 
you spun but still lost
You are so bad at 
you missed your ult
You are so bad at 
and 
you missed your E's. On all of them
You're so bad the enemy minions reported you for unskilled.
You're so bad the enemy minions lost elo winning against you.
You're so bad the game asked you to afk.
You are so bad you get out farmed by a Ryze... as Heimerdinger.
You are so bad at the game, you bought four shoes as Hecarim. You are so bad at jungling, your team mates beg you to stop ganking their lanes. You are so bad, you die in every teamfight because you use your cursor to activate every single ability.
how do you have negative stacks as cho jk i know
Implying a leblanc couldnt one shot heimer everytime he comes back to lane without the slightest bit of effort, thus outfarming him.
ANYWAYS.
Was gonna make a joke about the level 2 powerspike meme. I got nothin
Honestly.. I nearly got executed at gromp as nidalee even with a leash..
You're so bad at adc the support joined the enemy team You're so bad at support, relic shield started healing your enemies You're so bad at mid, you mid AND feed You're so bad at top, Wilson kicked you off the island You're so bad at jungling, you smited yourself
You're so bad at warding, Lee Sin has more vision than you You're so bad at building paths, people confused you with Vi You're so bad at map awareness, Ezreal needed one
Your so bad with 
that you consistantly lose lane to bronze IV 
You're so bad at the game that you thought it was all a boring cinematic.
I lost the game.
You are so bad that you lost your lane to a full AP Garen with Clairvoyance and Clarity.
first two ok but last one didnt make sense even as joke >_> . . .
