Pool Party Brand
This is not a troll concept, but imagine how much people would laugh. Pool Party Brand needs to become a thing, of course he can't be in the water with the other people, but that doesn't mean he shouldn't have a pool party skin! Brand could be the master of the barbeque! He could wear a shirt saying "#1 CHEF", and his recall could be him igniting a bbq (presumerably by breathing into it) and flipping steaks and hot dogs! This makes sense, so it should be a thing.
Pool Party Brand, you heard it here first. 
(I would make a preview but I suck at drawing so I'll pass)