The Juggernaut Club: Part 53

Meanwhile, the Juggernaut Club members are coming up over the hill to see the city of Noxus. Darius sighs.

: Well. This field trip's purpose was never achieved.

Shyvana tilts her head in confusion.

: What field trip?

: We ORIGINALLY set out to go to our second clubhouse in Demacia, remember?

: OOOOOOHHH! THAT field trip!

Everyone glares at Draven.

: Yeah, and it's all thanks to the Dictator's idiot brother!

Draven, who hadn't really been listening, starts to bow, assuming he was being praised. Part-way through, he realizes what they were ACTUALLY saying.

: Draven is glad to have been of- oh, wait... Draven's SAID he was SORRY!

Others: Yeah, yeah...

Volibear suddenly stops, and starts to sniff the air.

: Hey, does anyone else smell that?

: No. Our noses aren't as acute as yours, but let me try anyway.

Trundle starts to sniff the air, but Nasus stops him.

: Hey, save some for me! I'm a dog, AND an Ascended, so my nose is better than yours!

: Oh please! You think YOU can compare to MY humongous Schnozz?

: That's why I said save some for me!

All three continue to sniff, and slowly turn around back in the direction they came from, Zaun and Piltover's general direction.

: Uuh... Dictator?

: Yeah?

: You're gonna want to see this.

Darius, along with the rest of the Club, turn around and see what they are talking about.

Jinx is flying through the air on her "Super Mega Death Rocket"! Ezreal is seen clinging onto the side for dear life!

: WOOO-HOOO! What a Jail-break! Right, Cell-Mate!?

: EERRUUGGHHGH!

Ezreal is just trying to hold on. He's not paying attention to what Jinx is saying.

Running down the path towards Noxus, in pursuit of the two flying felons are Caitlyn and Vi! Along with them for the ride are Heimerdinger, Caitlyn and Jayce.

: SHOOT HER DOWN OR SOMETHING, CUPCAKE!

: YOU THINK MY BULLETS ARE FASTER THAN A FREAKING ROCKET!?

: WHY DID I GET DRAGGED OUT OF THE OFFICE FOR THIS!?

: What, you'd rather stay and file paperwork?

: MAYBE! I MEAN, WHAT CAN I DO IN THIS SITUATION!?

: According to my trajectory calculations, the rocket will collide with that extravagantly large building over there.

He points in the direction of Sion's Monument as he and the rest go running past the Juggernaut Club members in pursuit of the rocket as it flies overhead!

: WHAT!?

: Oh NO! Garen's expulsion may have cost us the clubhouse in Demacia, but we aren't losing this one too! Come on, guys!

Everyone starts running into the city of Noxus and have soon disappeared in its streets!

After the dust has cleared, Kayn and Zed are seen walking over the hill towards Noxus.

: So Intern, what does that piece of paper say again?

Kayn angrily glares at Zed for being called "Intern", but he digresses, and pulls out the paper.

: It says, "You are cordially invited to the inaugural meeting of the Obliterator's Order, as you have been deemed worthy of membership. Looking forward to seeing you there, from the Order Founder, Talon. We are located at Sion's Monument in the City of Noxus."

Zed lets out a deep breath.

: Ahh, I could use a break after getting the crazy Ionians under control. I hope Syndra-baby's holding the fort well enough while we're gone.

He and Kayn walk into the city, unaware of the situation they are going to be getting themselves into.

In the Order of the Shadow headquarters, Syndra is seen keeping watch over most of the other Ionian champions, they being tied-up in strait-jackets and kept in various prison cells. For example, Irelia, Master Yi and Karma are together in one room. Irelia has scrawled onto the walls, via a crayon she's holding with her bare toes, "BLANACKECE MUSTRT BRER RESTAAARREDDD!"

: WE MUST RESTORE THE BALANCE!

and : BALANCE! BALANCE!

Syndra covers her ears, groaning in frustration. She uses her magic to slam the door closed.

: Ay-yai-yaii...They STILL haven't snapped out of it. Starting to wonder if this is going to be permanent!

She then goes to check on the cell where Shen, Kennen and Akali are. Shen and Kennen are still in their strait-jackets.

: Equilibrium...Equilibrium...

: Pika-piii... I mean-Equilibrium...

Syndra then looks in the corner, where Akali should be. She's gone, and her strait-jacket is laying out on the ground! Next to it is a piece of paper!

: What!?

She uses her magic to grab and bring the paper over to her, and she grabs it. She reads it aloud.

: "You are cordially invited to the inaugural meeting of the Obliterator's Order, as you have been deemed worthy of membership. Looking forward to seeing you there, from the Order Founder, Talon. P.S- Here's a key to get out of that strait-jacket."

: Oh no... Zeddy-Baby!

Atop a building in Noxus, a half-crazed Akali stands, looking around.

: So many impurities... balance must be restored here!

She looks at Sion's Monument.

: I believe I shall start there...

To Be Continued...