The Juggernaut Club: Part 39

: GET CLEAR!

Everyone quickly clears out to avoid Anivia's Q. Since they moved MUCH faster than she was expecting, Ashe suddenly finds the chunk of ice heading HER way!

: HEY! HOW'D YOU ALL MOVE SO FA-

FLASH!

Everyone looks, and frozen in a block of ice, is Ashe! Anivia facepalms (Or as best she can with her wings).

: Oh for flock's sake, Ashe!

: Muffled speaking

: Why Yes, this IS how it feels when Lissandra freezes you in a block of Dark, True Ice! Glad to know I'm not alone now!

: Angry, Muffled speaking, like she is trying to yell

: I can't get you out! My powers FREEZE things, not THAW things!

While the two are talking, the Club members are trying to sneak away. But Anivia erects her Ice Wall, blocking the pathway leading out of the tundra to the road for Zaun.

: Going somewhere, poachers?

Udyr steps up.

: OK, First; this isn't Poro fur. Second; We aren't the poachers. We're thinking it's Sejuani. Third; TAKE THIS!

He activates his bear stance, and punches Anivia right in the face, stunning her!

: RUN FOR IT!

: Mundo is sorry to be bearer of bad news here, but we kind of CAN'T!

: Indeed. Anivia only blocked us in with her FREAKING ICE WALL!

: Hey Nasus!

: Yeah?

: Can you do that "Grow to an enormous size" thing again? Maybe climb over the wall?

: Yeah! That worked pretty well in Ionia! Not for what we COULD have used it for, but...

: Sorry! No can do! I used what Sand Energies I had in Ionia. Gotta go back to Shurima and recharge!

: Well that's convenient.

: And badly timed! RAUUGH!

Shyvana fires her E, but it doesn't even put a dent in Anivia's ice wall.

: Oh come on, you melted Lissandra's wall with ease! What gives now?

Shyvana turns to Morde to reply, but Trundle snaps his fingers as inspiration strikes.

: Hey! I got an idea!

Others: What?

: Make Shyvana angry!

: WHAT!? What good will THAT do?

: Remember in the village in Ionia, when we found Jhin? Everybody?

Draven's eyes light up as he realizes what Trundle is getting at.

: Draven knows what Trundle is talking about!

: Yeah, I get it too!

: What are you going to even DO to get me mad, anyways?

The other members smile one to another, even Draven gets in on this one.

Everyone (Except Shyvana): NEWBIE!

Shyvana's face fills with rage.

: THAT'LL DO THE TRICK! ARRRGGHH!

Shyvana's rage filled, she takes her dragon form, and the now much more potent fireball melts a hole big enough for all the Club members to slip through and get away. They start making a bee-line for the direction of Zaun.

Anivia has recovered from the stun Udyr inflicted on her. She looks and sees that the "poachers" have gotten away.

: Aww...we animal demi-gods need to make a living too, you know...

A bloodthirsty roar suddenly fills the air. Tryndamere suddenly comes running into view, carrying Poro skins.

(Excited, Hyperactive): You'll never guess what I just found you guys! Poro Skins in Sejuani's hideout! They're still nice and warm, and soft, and fluffy! Where's Ashe? She's gotta feel these!

Walking up to the block of ice Ashe is imprisoned in, he presses the Poro skins up against it. The ice melts, surprisingly enough!

: Ahh... nothing is warmer and makes you feel happy like Poro skins...

(Excited, Hyperactive): I know, I know, right!? They're the BEST!

Anivia closely examines the skins.

: Hmm... I suppose that Udyr was right after all. Anyways, time for your next dose, Trynd!

(Hyperactive, now worried): What? No-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no, it's not time yet! Tryndamere feels HAPPY!

: No, she's right, darling.

Ashe pulls out the bottle of the "Emotional Balancing Pills".

: NOO!

Tryndamere runs off, with Ashe and Anivia hot on his heels.

: THIS IS FOR YOUR OWN GOOD, HONEY!

After some running, the Juggernaut Club members stop to catch their breath. They’ve gotten out of the Freljord, and the air around them is looking much more... polluted.

Dr. Mundo takes a deep breath, sniffing in deeply.

: Ahh, Mundo knows THAT smell. We getting near to Zaun now!

: Gags You DO? Because Zaun didn't smell like that the LAST time we came through!

: Yes. It GOOD smell. Maybe Dictator let Mundo take lead now?

: Knock yourself out.

: YAY!

Having grown exasperated with all the misunderstandings that have gotten them into so much trouble, Mordekaiser grabs Darius and starts shaking him back and forth (Like Urgot had been doing to Ekko in Zaun).

: I can't take it any more! When, Dictator!? WHEN WILL THE MISUNDERSTANDINGS END!?

: I... don't... know!

Nonetheless, with Mundo at the lead now, everyone heads towards Zaun.

To Be Continued...