Mordekaiser is too small.

TheBlackProphet·May 25, 2015·47 votes·2,561 views

I've always thought he was too small for years. I have played morde since 2010. Even though he's supposedly had a size increase it was years ago and it wasn't enough. He looks silly to be honest hes the same size as annie basically. He has a small head and giant pizza box feet. He looks like a rockem-sockem robot or something. I bought the kings of clubs mordekaiser on my main and it looks cool but like I said hes too small. His head is like almost nonexistent its so small. People even told me "hey morde where's your head"? After the visual update to Sion, its just further solidifying the fact morde is really just a midget.

26 Comments

BoulderoxMay 25, 20158 votes

this was back in the age where that was the sizes, Kayle is a midget compared to any champ too, but i do agree, Mordekaiser is supposed to be a hulking monster of metal.

KinjishiMay 27, 20151 votes

...and Nautilus is bigger than him. Don't think Riot is going to change the size of the larger champs.

manliestdinoMay 25, 20157 votes

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TheBlackProphetMay 25, 20154 votes

Using an elixir is just a lazy fix, kinda like how we have to disable IP helper to play the game, a lazy fix.

Juggernaut NMay 25, 20153 votes

If they make him bigger, he'll be easier to hit with skills shots and he really does not need that right now

TheBlackProphetMay 25, 20152 votes

I hate to say it, but if thats the only excuse then you should just git gud. He is susceptible to ganks but other than that i like him. he just looks plain silly man. maybe up his shield or get rid of taking away his health when casting spells, but that discussion is more for another thread.

Juggernaut NMay 29, 20151 votes

So basically your saying to nerf a champion even though he's in a really bad place right now?

TheBlackProphetMay 25, 20151 votes

dont do et breh

Tip TopMay 25, 20153 votes

YES PLEASE it looks super ridiculous

ButthurtMay 25, 20153 votes

It's just if they increase his model size he'll still look like crap. He's one of the few champions left that are in a dire need of a VU. Him and Taric are the only pizza feet left (I think).

Raid Boss MordeMay 26, 20151 votes

Pantheon!

StrawberrycocoaMay 26, 20151 votes

Implying Pantheon still gets played. ;P

ButthurtMay 31, 20151 votes

True, but at least his texture update made him decent looking, Taric and Morde went from crappy triangles to HD triangles.

Dr PoroMay 26, 20153 votes

Mordekaiser sure needs the Sion treatment. New Sion is awesome both visually and in terms fo gameplay.

InvalidGuestMay 26, 20152 votes

I just hope they VU him, (but preserve his kit) and cure his pizzanus feetunamus

DaeonicMay 27, 20152 votes

The only thing I can't stand about Morde is his boots. WHY ARE THEY SO FRICKIN HUGE. IF THEY WERE SMALLER HE WOULD LIKE LIKE THIS BIG ASS DEMON KNIGHT BUT NOW HE LOOKS LIKE A CARTOON.

Mordekaiser item 3070 item 1001

SulkingKINGMay 25, 20151 votes

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TransgressorMay 25, 20151 votes

He needs a relaunch, not a size increase. Give him a proper kit(keep him manaless i don't care)that isn't just bullying you out of the lane and negates all your trades with a cancerous shield while being useless in teamfights. Make him look cool already, like a proper hulking death machine that's made out of heavy metal and literaly metal. Oh wait, I guess another Ezreal skin is of higher priority.

TsumikiriMay 26, 20151 votes

Personally, I think it would be cooler if they made him increase in size based on his current shield. The obvious problem being his shield changes/increases/decays so much that he would look stupid always changing sizes. I hope they implement something like this when/if they VU him.

MeatwickMay 26, 20151 votes

He's like a angry Brazilian midget of death.... VU pls Riot.

Aych PiiMay 26, 20151 votes

I say the same thing every time one of these threads comes up- Malphite needs his size increase first, errybody else back up.

WutsKrakenMay 26, 20151 votes

He really needs a VU. Pizza feet and a real tiny model

jDVL20eCYsMay 26, 20151 votes

so is your you know what i mean

KrizalidMay 26, 20151 votes

Vladimir

ok ill fed thenMay 26, 20151 votes

Yes, you'd think that Mord would have a big model but, no. It makes perfect sense. He is a burst mage. If you make a squishy burst mage huge, he's gonna be eating alot of skill shots. Not what you want. That's why mid lane mages and adc's are so small. Theres a reason why morde isnt huge and it has to do with his gameplay. Unless Morde gets a rework and he gets turned into a heavy ap bruiser/tank he will not get a larger model.

Jasper CrowMay 26, 20151 votes

I never really thought morde was too small.. mundo on the other hand, should be bigger than sion imo.