Remember that episode of Spongebob where Patrick marries the pole? GROOM JAX SKIN

Penjaga·Apr 30, 2016·7 votes·991 views

That is all

16 Comments

Stars ShaperApr 30, 20162 votes

Must.. resist.. firing.. shots........

That is accurate also if you consider the "Common Jax Player" brain capabilities.

PenjagaApr 30, 20161 votes

Hey man, it's a troll skin idea. I'd buy it

NiyumiApr 30, 20163 votes

You got something to say about Spongebob? Damn hipsters these days, thinking they're "above" cartoons and all that, just to turn around and watch some hyper-sexualized, overly-violent show that really isn't creative or good at all.

Psh.

Stars ShaperApr 30, 20161 votes

I love Spongebob D:

That doesn't deny that Patrick isn't the smartest of the bunch ^^

My comment was aimed to Jax players, not at the show.

NiyumiApr 30, 20161 votes

Okay, well then I approve of your comment. ^^ There are many similarities between an AS champ player and Patrick mentally.

Was about to smack some sense into you, through the internet. Lucked out there.

Stars ShaperApr 30, 20161 votes

Don't worry, I understand how it could have given the wrong idea xD

NiyumiApr 30, 20161 votes

Oh it absolutely did. xD But all is forgiven.

MyrmironApr 30, 20161 votes

Honestly I don't. What episode is that?

PenjagaApr 30, 20161 votes

The one where Mr. Krabs starts selling a newspaper and spinning all those stories

MyrmironApr 30, 20161 votes

Literally doesn't ring a single bell.

PenjagaApr 30, 20161 votes

http://i.imgur.com/CF7372q.png

NiyumiApr 30, 20162 votes

You... You had no childhood.

It's the episode where Mr. Krabs notices how much money newspapers charge for ads, since no one buys the paper that he has an ad in. When the ads charge 25 cents per word, he thinks about how rich he could get selling a newspaper himself. So, he gets giant printer and sets Spongebob up to be a reporter. However, Spongebob's stories are kind of lame; "Man watches pole" was the original headline, but Mr. Krabs changes it to, "Man marries pole." He makes a lot of money by selling newspapers with headlines that are a lie, and so on and so forth.

ANYWAY, "Man marries pole" -- just have Jax wear a tux, and have his pole wear a dress.

MyrmironApr 30, 20161 votes

While Spongebob is awesome I haven't really followed the show past the first 100 episodes. I was just asking to find out if I forgot about that episode or if I never saw it at all. Looks to be the latter.

NiyumiApr 30, 20161 votes

I think it was season 7, iirc. So, a bit later in the series.

Missing out though, man.

MyrmironApr 30, 20161 votes

Don't know about that. I watched a couple of episodes past the first 100, and it was painfully obvious to me that the original writer quit his job. The humor seemed dumbed down and I just didn't feel it anymore.

NiyumiApr 30, 20161 votes

You're just too picky and wrapped up in what other people think. ^^