So Graves, I head they took away your cigar...
"It's been a while so I haven't really noticed until now."
"Yeah, apparently because SOME countries can't advertise tobacco they had to take away my cigar to stay relevant for everyone..."
"Wait so my gambling, hustling and overall shady demeanor is acceptable but YOU don"t get a fucking cigar...haha that's rich, Malcolm."
!! "Piss off Fate, that doesn't change the fact that I can-"
"So I get to be called the spawn of he who must not be named, have a global taunt and troll people with mushrooms and you can't have a cigar?"
"Where the hell-"
"GRAVES!! You Bastard! You can't have a fucking cigar so Rito decides to nerf me again!!!"
"HOLD UP! You can't go blaming me for-"
"Graves can't have a fucking cigar, better nerf Irelia. Fuck that Rito geometry."
"I'm surprised it was you and not me. I have an ability called Druken rage. My passive lets me tank down BARRELS of booze. In my Hillbilly skin I'm cooking up moonshine and my Esq. skin lets me have a fucking cigar but you can't get one.
sigh "I feel so empty now but Rito still isn't going to give me a fucking cigar...I need a fucking cigar."
"YAAAARRRGGGHHH! You could just have some oranges and be 'k'...It still won't give you a fucking cigar though..."

