"I see you use that bird of yours to scout, Quinn." (Revival)

"So Ashe, I hear your finally getting an update to your kit!"

"Yes! I'm so happy. All those pleas have finally been heard."

"That's great. So what exactly did they change?"

"Well they changed my passive so it always applies a slow and gives me bonus damage when I increase my critical strike chance."

"Wow."

"And my new Q passively stacks and I can activate it to deal more damage. They even gave me an extra hawk to scout and its global now.

"Cool! So looks like your finally finding a place among the other carries."

"Yeah, I'm psyched...So what have you been up to?"

"Winning the top lane."

"Excuse me?"

"yeah with all the "cinderhulk-ed" top lane bruisers and tanks all being melee, carries and mages are the new counter. I can destroy Riven even with all her dashes because my kit is still so versatile.

"You bitch...I hate you..."

"In fact Cassiopeia can destroy everyone with all her damage being OP."

"It's all about the body language."

"Yeah...w-well, I'm sure I could do a good job as a top lane anti-tank/bruiser as well right?"

"Well it says on your update that tanks and front liners can still get to you like before...Did they give you a dash or jump?"

"All the greats have one!"

"W-well what about the others? Sivir, Sarah, Draven-"

"Bitch, I'm Draven. Ain't no Draven more Draven than Draven. Who needs the others when Draven does it all with style! You Draven?"

"Y-yes?"

"Ashe, did you even understand what he said?"

"So not Draven'ing it."

sob

((So I don't know how to add the Ashe tears with this new layout. If someone could show me I would really appreciate it. Long live the Ashe tears!!))