Zyra Queen of the Snakes

I want a Zyra Queen of the Snakes. Her hair would be rattle snakes and her body would be covered in one rattle snake rattle in one hand and the head in the other. Her Q would be snakes popping out of the ground. Her W would be a snake basket. Her E would be two snakes jumping out and in the ground then when snared they both wrap around them and hiss in their face. Her Q+W would be a Spiting Cobra that popped out of the basket. Her Q+E would be a Striking Serpent. Her Ult (R) would be one big snake that coils around then jumps from the ground like a fizz ult and clamp down on them. Her Ult (R) will do +2 damage from the bite, her Ult (R) mixed with her activated Q+W and Q-E would increase thier size and damage. (plz dont make fun of my drawling not the best but i tryed.)