Itoki and Hakai lines
Itoki Hakai
Champion Select: It's time for science! Don't go too overboard, Itoki
Ban: What. What the fuck.
Champions (Itoki)
There are days where I just feel crazy...like tearing the heads off women who are bustier than me crazy... / 9 tails? Why not ten? It would do you so good!
Gah...it's like cutting an onion... / Why not follow an lead to find your past, Amumu?
Annie, the future's going to treat you well...Take me for an example
...Yeah, I don't believe too much in gods...ever since I found out that Jinx is a goddess...
(Battle Boss) Hey, have you found the planet yet? I don't want too much destroyed, just need enough for scanning
...Ah yes...Miss "40% Success Rate". / (Pulsefire) Think this is going to fix that poor 40% chance, Bin Legs?
Oh? Last Year's model? I pity you...I really do.
Fly, and don't let anything stop you!
WOO! DRAVEN! DRAVEN! DRAVEN!
...Gah...step on me sempai...
(Star Guardian) So, how's your date with Lux? Oh? She ditched you for...wait, JINX?
(Gatekeeper) These bullets are made for breaking, and that's what I shall do!
SHUT THE FUCK UP. / Get back to Noxus, you nut. Kat's been waiting for you!
The Dreamworld Goddess...explains why Jinx was able to carry all that weight. / Wait...Noxus is wanting in too? As a vacation?
(Star Guardain) I pity you, Janna. Perhaps you can find someone to marry...
Oh joy...how I hate you, Jayce. / "LOOK AT ME, LOOK AT ME, I'M MORE IMPORTANT!" ...ugh.
...This is the one I'm supposed to talk to? / (Star Guardian) May I have you for an little something? It's for the better of humanity.
I'm trying to bring Garen to Noxus, don't worry.
CRAWIN UN MI SKUM!
It takes an fool to cheat you two. It takes an genius to give an fair deal...pity I wasn't able to find any suicidal people...
Two for the price of one? Are you copying us?
They're dead. Your parents were good people who respected the Dreamworld / (Star Guardian) Have you abandoned your family?
You know, I can craft some technology to mimic your magic when you're in your home. / (Star Guardian) You're playing an dangerous game of love here, Luxanna. / (Elementalist - Mystic Form) So, this is what happens to those who nearly crumble away at the power of the dreamworld...right?
I prefer Bonsai to Treant
Maybe I can tell the knuckleheads back home to prep up an shop for you.
TOP IS MISSING! TOP IS MISSING!
So, this is the Taint...this is a joke, right?
Mr. Reveck's final creation...an swan song for the eyes.
You're not an Yordle with an hammer...you're an hero in their eyes. / (Star Guardian) ...Why did the First Star choose you?
Birb man, you can do so much better than the Birb girl
Take your time...you're not getting away from becoming another experiment...wait, no! I'm not going to skin you like an fish!
There's an fine line between chickening out and trying to stop the evil...and you chickened out. / (Arcade) Mind holding still? I want to know if the pain threshold between our Riven and you is the same!
Oh, I loved the sodas you make, Singed!
This is Jinx's bigger sister? ...umm... / (Pentakill) ...I found an better sempai...
Pure Magic is nice, but unless you got an construct, it's useless. Take my Hextech Leech Bullets for instance. / (Star Guardian) Ohh...that Multi's so cute!
If an princess can't sleep sitting on a Pea, an wise man wouldn't take an road without risk.
...If you think the greatest weapons are beautiful...I got to agree with you!
So Fate, shall we play again? I promise I won't go aggressive.
Yes, Piltover is leeching off Zaun. But how do you think we both evolve? / Last month's models? Damn, Zaun's done quite the work! / There's an fine line between chickening out and trying to stop the evil...but you chose to stop the evil.
Oh...fuck.
You weren't mentioned by Hakai much...wonder why. / You're Jinx's younger sister? I don't exactly see the age gap... / (Demon) The Piltovian Web loves you.
You're the man who married the Dreamworld Goddess? / You're Jinx's father? Explains the designs of the guns she has.
Birb Girl, you're not even in the Birb Man's league.
(Battlecast) Viktor is not to be trifled with if he can turn gods into machines
Against Demacians No magic? Come on, at least Zaun knows respect! Let's count how many people at Demacia can benefit from me... Against Noxians Well, aren't you an wild bunch. Huh, no wonder your moto is as it is... Against Zaunites The magical Yin to our mechanical Yang! Even if we don't admit it, we work as one. Against Arcades Wonder if there's an Arcade of me and Hakai... OHH! An Live specimen!
Pentakills (Standard) Good bye everyone! And thanks for all the gold! (Against Pentakill Champions) Finally lived up to your band name! (Against Arcade Champions) Now, to salvage up the dead bodies... (Against Star Guardians) Welcome back home, Darkness my old friend.
Champions (Hakai)
Your Order's an mess, you keep Chaos tidy, what are you?
Little dreamer, little dreamer...your dreams are so sweet...
That little kingdom of yours was hell then, and you're making it even worse!
Great dreamer, great dreamer...your dreams are so kind...
Never knew how machinery can damage an person's mind. / You're an amazing example why Piltover shouldn't fully rely on machines...you can't tell friend from foe!
Brave dreamer, brave dreamer...your dreams beckon of home...
So you're not the man wanting to give Noxus an good vacation? Then who?
Those dreams, those voices, the blood moon shows pity on whatever is left. / (Blood Moon) Go, walk freely within the dream world, the goddess's husband have given you freedom
Time's an funny thing in the dreamworld, Ekko...your gear's useless there.
I still don't understand why Itoki loves you so much...
Ooh...shot down by your ex-girlfriend so she can marry 1 of 3 of the goddess's daughters! / (Arcade) Oh, you sure nobody could be fooled by that? / (Star Guardian) You're playing an dangerous Love game, Ezreal. Better learn when to fold...
Mad dreamer, mad dreamer...your dreams beckon of fear...
Another one of that foolish kingdom's attempts to save it's own hind...
Crumble, you foolish man. Crumble and allow the dreamworld to take you.
Oh, the dreamworld loves your methods - wait, I know that object you use...
Just keep from using that vape and stick to your cigar, Graves. The dreamworld will award you for my advice.
Ahh, the goddess...praise be the dreamworld
We're an wild bunch - we find Graves a-ok once he starts using his cigar, but we're not fond of what you did before, and what you're doing now.
Foolish king...at least accept magic for it's freedom, then I'll think of not ruining your day
Graceful dreamer...Go get an better dream
The Dreamworld goddess's middle daughter - the one who will take her place. / (Star Guardian) Oh, Jinx...you got such the pimp cane.
Abandon your nation, and start running! Believe in your determination - the determination that your nation lacks!
If you're going to marry that man, mind giving him an trip to the dreamworld with you?
(Pentakill) You going to take the eldest daughter's place? Hahaha...good luck with that.
No, sheepy. NO.
Wild dreamer, wild dreamer...stay away from our home so you can stay with yours...
So, you're the girl who wanted Noxus to visit the Dreamworld? Very well...go look for the dreamworld goddess then.
...leave...you depress me... / (Star Guardian) Allow me to give you an crash course in memory, Lulu.
Hello, Malzahar! / You're the crazy person, not me Luxanna. / (Star Guardian) Oh, you have no idea how Jinx adores you, and how much you can say to our home. / (Elementalist - Mystic) Hello again! How's your girlfriend?
I may despise the Void, but you remind me of Luxanna after what she did.
The dreamworlders have woe for your loss of your bakery...as do I
You're going through an wild angler fish hunt...is that what your people calling it now?
FUCK. OFF.
...Ah yes...I still remember that fight. Let's not do that again, okay?
The eldest daughter - the unison of the Dreamworld and Blood Moon... / (Arcade) Oh? You're blending in? I hope Itoki uses your info instead of that bunch of fools.
Free dreamer, free dreamer...you dream for an heaven...
We haven't forgotten you nor your children, Twitch. Let's hope you haven't forgotten us.
Do you still remember, jester? / I'll make sure Swain doesn't come into the dreamworld for your sake.
Ah yes...the youngest daughter - the daughter of the blood moon. / (Demon) I don't know what's worse - you mocking the youngest daughter, or the fact you're the topic of lust to Piltover.
Imprisoned dreamer, imprisoned dreamer...your dreams beckon of heaven...
Against Star Guardians Hmm, the Dreamworld would love you bunch, especially regarding who you have. Go boldly, magical toys...I bet the First Star chose you for how you all look. Against Dark Stars The Taint would be annoyed by your actions. Ohh, "I'm an shadowy planet-destroying threat..." Big whoop. Against Arcade Champions Itoki has quite the keen eye for quality. The Dreamworld would love you...
Pentakills
(Standard) Succumb to your true nightmares...
(Dreamwalkers ( and )) Sleep well...
(Dark Stars) Welcome, to the house of reckt
Passive Boost
Finally! Some safety!
More stars? And this isn't URF?
Ha Sha Sha!
Double tap? Sure.
Mundo goes where Itoki goes!
Ah come on! Don't steal my show!
Come forth, Itoki brought some snacks!
Only two points? You're making this far too easy, Itoki!
Time me, science!
Drinks are on the house!
Three against one? Best odds yet.
It seems you may be able to redeem Hakai.
Oh, you're wanting them dead? Stick close.
You have no idea how hard this is making my brain rattle... / (Star Guardian) ...focus on Luxanna, Jinx...don't fall for the stupid sexy itoki...
Maintaining focus is one thing...you may have showed me another.
"An fair deal indeed!" ...she's not out yet.
An insane man would ignore you, but I ain't the ignorin' type!
I'm not...found of such tech...just bad memories of home. / (Star Guardian) ...Why didn't the first star accept you?
Ah, the mad scientist of Piltover. I bet madness has it's perks
(With an ally nearby) All you need to do is say the word. / (With an enemy nearby) I aid, you fuck up!
Bravo
We all have our ways to hunt.
An deal you can't refuse? I'll be aiding you on your quest.
You know my family? Please tell...
I may not offer you an ride, but at the least I would walk the road you're walking on.
(Omega Squad) Now this...is just unfair.
Normally I don't allow cheating, but this ain't a card game.
Hmpt. Thanks for the Quick Mags.
Interesting...
Maintain your data, and maintain my power.
(Pentakill) I'll stock you with Backstage Tickets, on me.
Crippled Passive
What is this feeling?
Are you...what can aid me?
Focus Ashe...it's just an Nocturne knockoff...
ERROR...ERROR...ERROR...
Focus...steady aim...STAY STILL!
YOU DISGUST ME!
I do not like it when my ammo's being crippled!
Your horrors...do nothing...!
...This is going to end badly.
Damn lighter...why ain't it working?
Get that smokescreen out of my shotgun!
My blades cannot be so easily controlled...
You have no fine taste in art!
I don't know what's worse - you, or her.
No...no...no...no... / (Star Guardian) STOP IT!
Wuju stop bothering me!?
You better not make any fish out of water jokes...
An resident thinks he's better than I?
Stop
Death's funny! Suffering's not!
BLOOD! CANNOT SMELL!
Who dares suppresses me?
beauty is in the eye, not in the mind.
...calmness...peace...focus...FOCUS TRYNDAMERE!
No...No! Got to fix these errors!
You're quite the buzzkill.
Befitting...I suppose.
Items:
Let's rack 'em up
One for us both? One for us Both.
Hakai likey
Let's go - full power!
Watch your back, Itoki I will
Just sharp enough
It shines so beautifully...
Power for me, Life for me.
Let's keep sharp, shall we?