POOL PARTY GRAGAS (A.K.A. ISLANDER GRAGAS)
GUYS. Just had the greatest flash of inspiration. Pool Party (or Islander) Gragas. He's in a grass skirt, covered in traditional islander tattoos, has dreadlocks or something, and drinks out of a GIANT FREAKING COCONUT. And he throws a GIANT EXPLODING FREAKING COCONUT.
Yes yes I know that Gragas appears in the background of Renekton's pool party splash in that classic blue-and-white old-timey bathing suit. But Ziggs appears in the background too and his actual skin is different than the sneak peek. And I think this idea is better. So shut up and upvote this.