Operation: Champion Grandma
(Really liked the post to have an old lady champion, here is my concept. )
Miriam The loving Grandma
Passive: Spoiled Children, While within X distance of Miriam nearby friendly champions gain increased Damage, healing, and defenses (4%, 5%, 6%) in all categories. (Miriam spoils all of her children by increasing their stats, Grandma knows best)
Q: Here, eat more! Miriam heals nearby allies, and grants them a temporary shield which is X% of the total heal amount. (Nothing beats Grandma's Cooking!)
W: Respect your elders! Passive: Miriam has increased armor and magic resistance, as well as when attacked she gains 4/5/6/7/8% increased resistance to that specific type of damage (AD/ or AP) stacking up to 5 times . (Her many years and experiences throughout her long life have built up quite the strong and durable body) There isn't anything this Grandma hasn't seen before.
Active: Miriam throws her purse (Skill Shot) causing 6/7/8/9/10% total health damage to enemy and reducing their armor and magic resistance by 10/12/14/16/18%
E: Grandma made cookies! Miriam places a large cookie at target location, if an ally runs across this they gain Sugar rush, which grants them increased health, damage, and move speed for a short duration. If an enemy runs across the cookie they gain (That wasn't meant for you!), this gives them a smaller heal, however reduces their move speed, and damage temporarily.
R: Back in my day! Myriam stuns all enemies in a cone in front of them for 1.75, 2.25, 3 seconds. She proceeds to lecture them on how difficult it was growing up in her time, and how all of the champions now a day have it so easy and should be more thankful for what they have.