Cursebearer Shen
I had an idea for an 1820 skin for the newly updated Shen. Have him dressed in traditional RPG adventuring gear to match up with the recent Ryze, Braum, Gragas, and Varus skins. The concept would revolve around his spirit blade instead being a cursed, intelligent artifact. It would annoy Shen by never shutting up. I'm talking irritating nerd voice, bad puns, the works. Super cheerful, just totally aggravating.
For instance, whenever it snapped to you from being too far away: "Hey, wait up!" "Where are you going, Shen?" "Are we going on an adventure?" "Hide and seek!"
Activating Q: "They can't fight friendship!" "We can do it!" "I'm the real best friend sword!"
Activating W: "I've got your back, buddy!" "Nothing's getting past me!" "I'm a sword and a shield!"
Activating E: "Get 'em, Shen!" "I'm right behind you!" "Me next!"
Activating R: (Ally Global) "Hang tight, we're on the way!" (Ally Global) "Shield, sword, Shen!"
Placing wards: "I like wards, too. S-wards. Swords. Ahahahah!"
Shopping: (Swords) "Are you trying to tell me something, Shen?" (Swords) "Oh, she's pretty. Think she's dating anybody?" (Swords) "How come you never carry me?"