Spaghlito, the Vengeful Spaghetti

Spaghlito is a ranged melee mage-support marksman assassin tank ADC AoE DoT BDSM that excels at killing everything.

Passive: Tomato Sauce - Spaghlito pours tomato sauce on himself occasionally, dealing 600 magic damage to everyone on his team and slowing them by 300% for 5 minutes.

Q: Parmesan Assault - Spaghlito throws Parmesan at everyone on the map, sprinkling them with parmesan.

W: Garlic Bread - Spaghlito summons 3 garlic bread minions. These minions/garlic breads walk around the map, instantly killing everyone they see.

E: Noodle Lunge - Spaghlito lunges at an enemy, dealing 1200 true damage. This ability has 26 charges, and is global.

R: Spaghetto - Spaghlito opens a portal to the Spaghetto, dealing 56,000 true damage to everyone that steps on the Spaghetto and blowing up both the ally and enemy nexus.

Lore: Spaghlito was just a spaghetti. He was about to be eaten by Fiora, and as he was about to enter her mouth, he forced himself up her ass and killed her. He then killed everyone in the world, and realized that he wanted to join the League.

Friends: Rammus and Karma (they smoke pot with him) Rivals: Fiora