The Juggernaut Club: Part 42

EbonyBladeJ88··4 votes·1,971 views

As Garen has traversed through the jungle, he is now reaching it's presumed edge. He's come across a large mountainous wall.

Garen : Knowing my luck, this is the last thing in my way to Noxus.

He starts walking alongside it, looking for an opening or a way to try and start scaling it. But nothing seems to present itself. Then, as he rounds a corner, he finds a huge hole leading into a cavern of some kind!

Garen : Hello, what's this?

Nidalee, who has lost Kayle at some point, appears out of some brush.

Nidalee : Oh, that? That's a tunnel that Skarner was making.

Garen : Skarner?

Nidalee : Yeah! When Darius kicked him out of your little club thing, he was hoping to "impress" him by tunneling his way underground back into Sion's monument. Or at least that's what he told me when he started doing this thing. Haven't seen him since he took up residence in Riven's bar's basement though. I think that's actually where this leads, in fact.

Garen : If it gets me back into Noxus, I don't care WHERE it leads. TALLY HO!

He runs off into the darkness of the cave.

Nidalee : Hey wait, you're gonna need a torch or something, aren't you?!

Garen : What? I can't hear you over the fact that I'll FINALLY BE BACK IN NOXUS! AND I FOUND ONE RIGHT HERE ON THE GROUND ANYWAYS!

To prove it, the area around Garen's face lights up as he lights the torch.

Nidalee : Fine...

Nidalee walks off, to resume her hunt for Kayle.

After she is out of sight, Kayle pokes her head out of some other brush and foliage.

Kayle : Phew! Though I am sad about her not being my Mittens anymore, I can just find another cat. There was that one with an eyepatch that looked interesting. But since the Justice man's heading into Noxus, figure it's as good a time as any to go check on Morgie!

She follows him into the cave, from a distance.

As Garen walks through the cave, he suddenly sees a bunch of small spiderlings crawling along the ground. They go past him, heading towards the exit of the cave.

Garen : As long as they don't bother me, I won't bother them.

But then they start to become skittish, and Garen hears a roughly-female sounding screech. He rolls his eyes.

Garen : Now what am I running into?

A glob of webbing shoots out, smacking him and pinning him up against the walls of the cave!

Garen : Sighs I wasn't trying to kill your little spiderlings, Elise! Honest! Just seeing where this cave leads!

Out of the darkness comes Elise, in her spider form.

Elise : I could tell, Garen. I'm not stupid.

Garen (Thinking): Could have been worse, at least she didn't call me "Justice-Man".

Garen : So why'd you plaster me with your webbing then?

Elise : Call it a knee-jerk response. You spoke out of the darkness, I couldn't see you. Anyways, I can tell you where it leads. To Morgana's Sinful Succulence place.

Garen : Is that affiliated with Riven's Bunny Bar?

Elise : They're having a cross-promotion for her Bar's grand reopening. Otherwise, no.

Garen : Well is it at least INSIDE the main city of Noxus rather than on the outskirts?

Elise : Oh yeah, sure.

Garen : Good enough for me!

He pulls out his sword and chops himself free of the webbing.

Garen : What were YOU doing in Noxus anyways? Don't you worship that so-called "Spider-God" on the Shadow Isles?

Elise : I was getting some cookies to celebrate another successful "Pilgrimage". And doing some dancing since Sona was tonight's DJ for the joint.

Garen shudders upon her saying "Pilgrimage". He starts inching his way out from in front of Elise.

Garen : Not that it hasn't been fun, it... just... hasn't. OK-bye-now!

Garen runs off down the cavern "halls", away from Elise.

Elise : Hey! Don't run! I like actually finding someone willing to converse with me in my spider-form! Oh, nuts...

She looks around, and sees a few of her spiderlings are missing.

Elise : Uh oh... some of them were crawling onto him while he was stuck to the wall, weren't they?

She looks up, and sees Kayle.

Elise : Well Hello there! Have you happened to see some spiderlings that have wandered off? They're black and red see, like a Black Widow, and-

Kayle : NOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPE!

Kayle flaps her wings and zooms off down, further into the cavern after Garen.

Elise : Oh come on! I'm not going to eat you! My boss does that! I just provide the meals! And all I wanted to know was... oh, forget it.

Elise crawls off, followed by (most) of her spiderlings.

To Be Continued...

Along with this chapter are 2 announcements!

1st: Next week and the week following are currently shaping up to be VERY busy for me. I'm letting you all know ahead of time that there might NOT be a chapter released during next week and possibly the week after that. I'm hoping to prove myself wrong and release some, but in the event that I don't, you'll hopefully all remember this announcement and know WHY there aren't any.

2nd: I'm sure many of you have seen the running gag I've had going with one of your fellow readers, LostFrost. I've called it the ".5" Series, which shows a "Behind-The-Scenes" look at the "Recording" of each chapter/part. LostFrost has informed me that they will be unable to read the next couple of chapters, but he or she hoped that the running gag might continue regardless. So I'll ask outright; Does anyone else want to receive the .5 style updates in LostFrost's stead?

19 Comments

Oxyrotten1 votes

Release or Riot.

EbonyBladeJ881 votes

https://boards.na.leagueoflegends.com/en/c/skin-champion-concepts/LIme5Po6-the-juggernaut-club-part-43

43, cause TJC is back and kicking!

(No it's not an April Fool's joke)

EbonyBladeJ881 votes

https://boards.na.leagueoflegends.com/en/c/skin-champion-concepts/40v6QOh7-the-juggernaut-club-part-49

If you're still reading, here's number 49! Looks like I didn't tell you, but my hard-drive is dying and it's taken a number of files with it. This sadly includes my write-up of Episodes 50 and onward, so I'll have to re-write them. So after this, don't expect a chapter till I can resolve this mess and re-write the lost chapters.

Mordepool1 votes

I always feel like I want to know what's next despite the rotating cast of champions 😀

EbonyBladeJ881 votes

So would you be interested in getting the .5 Updates then?

It's kind of like a 2 for 1 special, Two Chapters in one week! Some of them HAVE gotten pretty long, in fact.

######What am I, a salesman?

Mordepool1 votes

{quoted}

So would you be interested in getting the .5 Updates then?

It's kind of like a 2 for 1 special, Two Chapters in one week! Some of them HAVE gotten pretty long, in fact.

######What am I, a salesman?

Perhaps compile them and start a solid fanfic. Get an artist. Sky's the limit

EbonyBladeJ881 votes

Well, I originally planned on uploading them on here fully, akin to the actual TJC Chapters. While I never actually tried it, the idea just seemed to work better as update fluff. People have been more receptive to it that way.

Getting an artist is easier said than done (My best artwork is stick figures, so I'm pretty well unqualified to do it myself). I'm sure many of the people in the community are more than capable of creating a comic based around my messed-up attempts for plot. It's just putting it out there and seeing what happens, I suppose.

EbonyBladeJ881 votes

Sorry we missed last week! Here's Part 43! (No it's NOT an April Fool's Joke)

https://boards.na.leagueoflegends.com/en/c/skin-champion-concepts/LIme5Po6-the-juggernaut-club-part-43

LostFr0st1 votes

Nice nod to the Skarner juggernaut times.

If Kayle catches Rengar I'm calling it now: she'll name him "Boots."

Poor Elise... maybe she can chat with Skarner. Kayle's reaction to her reminds me of someone I know irl. Good memories there.

EbonyBladeJ881 votes

Well there's a face I haven't seen in a long time. [sg-lulu]

To be perfectly honest, I had kind of given up hope that you were coming back. As evident by Part 53 being the most recent .5 series/update comment you got. Well, I'll have to scrounge up that idea I had about the God-King Skins and Pyke now for #57.

As you've no doubt seen, the series HASN'T quite ended yet. You'll learn why when you see that announcement about the computer issues I was having around episodes 48 thru 50. My original planned ending got corrupted and I've had to do a rewrite.

LostFr0st1 votes

Yeah, a ton of stuff happened; most of it for the better. Made a bunch of IRL friends and then we split after basic but we'll cross paths again eventually.

Now I just need to find the right balance of everything and look through the ~4 months of balance changes 0.0

I hate it when corrupted files happen. It always happens during the keeping of important stuff... never for useless stuff huh.

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