The Juggernaut Club: Part 34

In Piltover, J4 is still ranting and raving like the gigantic toddler that he is, and both Quinn and Camille have become quite tired of it. By this point, he's fallen to the ground and is pounding on it with his hands and feet. Quinn loudly groans.

: For Justice's Sake, Your Majesty! We GET IT! You want to go to war with Noxus, sheesh!

: WHY WON'T DADDY GIVE ME WHAT I WANT!?

: Because he has the final say, you humongous brat!

As he continues to rant and complain, Camille grabs and pulls Quinn aside.

: You're wasting your breath. He's far too deep in the hole to listen to anyone now. I just hope the Foremen don't arrive during this horrid "scene".

The door to the office starts to open. Camille looks worried. Ever since J4 started his temper tantrum, she hasn't been doing her job! Quickly, she uses her E to latch to a wall and jumps back behind the front desk, attempting to make herself look busy in the event that it IS Vi or Jayce.

But instead of them, it's Lucian? He's dressed in his Heartseeker attire. Immediately singling out J4, he walks right up, grabs the prince and forces him to stand, and then slaps the prince hard across the face.

: OOOWWW! What'd you do that for!? He starts to cry

: His majesty-

: I'M THE MAJESTY!

: No, your FATHER IS! And how he could have sired such a bratty, irresponsible and idiotic son is beyond me. Now let's go! I had to cancel a blind date because of you!

: NO!

: You are coming with me, and there's nothing you can do to stop it!

J4 falls to the ground and starts pounding the ground again. Lucian grabs one of his legs and starts literally dragging him towards the door. But J4 kicks, forcing him to let go and dash (Similar to his E) do avoid getting hit in the face. He grunts and looks at Quinn.

: You!

: Yes?

: Give me a hand here! The King gave me authority to order any Demacian to aid me until we get this stinking brat back to him! So come on!

: OK!

Quinn quickly salutes, and runs up, and tries to grab J4's arms, as he is using those to try and wriggle and wrestle free of Lucian just like his legs and feet.

: NOOOO!

The screech of his scream makes both Quinn and Lucian wince.

: Should have brought some ear plugs!

J4 even starts to try and bite, when the two get his legs and arms restrained. Lucian angrily throws down the prince's legs and whips out his guns.

: BY SENNA'S GRAVE, YOU'RE RIDICULOUS! I'M GOING TO-

Having mentioned Senna, Lucian suddenly stops. Tears form in his eyes and he breaks down and inexplicably starts bawling. Quinn (While dodging more of J4's swipes) looks at him with confusion.

: What in the!? Why the Justice are you crying!?

: SEENNNAA!

Quinn runs a hand over her face.

: Arrggh, why do I have to do EVERYTHING? Valor!

The bird leans up upon hearing its name being called.

Valor flaps up and flies over to its master while she's trying to keep J4 under control.

: Well don't just sit there! Intervene!

The bird is about to do something, when suddenly the doors of the office are flung wide open! In runs Ezreal, he having recovered from the "attack" on him by Jayce, and has now gotten free of his restraints via his E.

: COMING THROUGH!

Paying no heed to the scene before him, he pushes the sobbing Lucian aside, and with J4 sprawled out on the floor, he steps right on the prince's face, dazing him. To get Valor, who is in his path, out of his way, he kicks the bird and it smacks right against the wall, knocking it unconscious as he runs past Camille and into the halls of the "Vi and Jayce Construction Place" offices.

: HOLY COW! HOW MANY PEOPLE ARE JUST GONNA BURST IN HERE AND- YIKES!

Seeing Caitlyn and Vi incoming quickly, Quinn jumps to get out of the way. The two, also ignoring J4, trample all over him, thus providing the rest of the pain he needs to fall unconscious.

: STOP! IN THE NAME OF THE LAW!

: GET BACK HERE, YOU PANSY-BUTT!

The two disappear behind the double doors as they pursue Ezreal. Slowly and calmly in walks Jayce, with the tied up Jinx flung over his shoulder.

: Welcome back, boss. Usual day?

Jayce nods his head yes.

: Thought so.

: Oh, you have no idea! I got to blow up SO MANY things and got to ride Urgot and-

Jayce puts his free hand over her mouth. Looking around, he sees the unconscious J4 and the still sobbing Lucian, with Quinn just sitting there with her hands over her face.

: What are you guys doing here?

: I was TRYING to hire you guys to come repair Demacia!

Jayce shakes his head no.

: Sorry! After the reception we got in Noxus, we ain't going out anymore today! You'll have to wait until tomorrow.

He then glances at Lucian.

: Does he like, need a room to be alone, or something?

: Muffled Speaking

: No, blowing up something WON'T lift the mood, Jinx!

In Noxus, Lux has arrived with the beaten (and still unconscious) Leblanc. She walks into the doors of a hospital. She then unceremoniously throws Leblanc onto the front desk.

: YOW, you're heavier than you look! Anyways, here you are. You people can take it from here! Now, if Garen's not HERE, in this stupid city, I'm going to-

: Well, well! If it isn't honey-bunny's little sister!

Lux turns in the direction the voice came from, and seated in a wheelchair, with her legs still in casts, but otherwise looking better, is Katarina!

: Is Honey-bunny still in Demacia? That's where he was last time I saw him.

Lux shakes her head no.

: No, he's been banished. Crown of Stone, that whole deal.

Katarina claps her hands.

: Oh goodie! Then I can finish filing for his official Noxian citizenship!

: What...? Why...? How-

Lux keeps sputtering words, unable to process this information. Katarina shrugs her shoulders.

: Well, why not? He's here often enough with that cute little Club he and Darius are part of! By the way, he's not here, either. Right, Cassy?

: Nope. By the way, have you seen either Swain or Vlad-

Continuing to sputter and stammer, Lux finally just lets it out as she throws up her hands in frustration.

: ARRRRRGGHH! FORGET IT! I'M GOING HOME!

Lux angrily walks out the doors of the hospital. With her gone, Katarina sees the beaten-up Leblanc still sprawled out on the front desk. Her eyes widen in surprise, and then she bursts into wild laughter.

: BAHAHAHAHAHA! How does it feel to be on the RECEIVING end, Lebby?

Cassiopeia, who has been the one pushing her around in her wheelchair, rolls her eyes, and then pushes Katarina away as she continues to laugh.

To Be Continued...