The Juggernaut Club: Part 47

In Morgana's Sinful Succulence shop, Garen and Zoe are still sitting there, rooted to the ground. Zoe is talking Garen's ears off.

: And you want to know the 80th reason I like Ezzy-wezzy?

: I stopped counting back at number 5-

But Zoe cuts him off, showing she's not listening

: That pretty long blonde hair! It just makes him look so... so... mysterious! It's enchanting~

She lets out a longing sigh. Garen is just sitting American-Indian style with his head resting on his hand, hoping and praying that the bind will wear off sometime soon.

: You already said that. I'm pretty sure it was reason #32 AND #57.

But Zoe still isn't listening, as she drones on and on, not even stopping to acknowledge what Garen said.

: Oh, oh! You want to know the 80th reason why I hate your sister? It's because of that stupid double-rainbow thing of hers, It's-

Garen groans and covers his ears as Zoe drones on and on. Meanwhile, Morgana (Who chased off Kayle some time ago, and has returned to the shop) is just sitting at her desk. She checks the clock on the wall, and then looks at the two again.

: Are you two going to be able to move any time soon? I kind of want to close up shop for the night.

Garen uncovers his ears.

: What?

: I said, are you going to MOVE any time soon!?

: You're the one that used your Dark Binding on us!

Morgana covers her face in her hands in frustration.

: (Exasperated) Yeah, yeah, don't remind me!

As Garen had now stopped moving, the spiderlings that had crawled onto him slip out and crawl off his body. He doesn't even notice, as he's too busy trying, but failing, to ignore Zoe.

Morgana sees the arachnids crawling along the floor, and grabs her broom.

: Oh come on! I just had Singed bug-spray this place!

: Huh?

Garen looks, and sees the arachnids. He slowly looks at himself, and realizes where they just came from.

: OH FOR THE LOVE OF JUSTICE! YUCK!

He stands up and starts shuddering and fidgeting in disgust! As he does, he fails to notice the Binding has worn off as he jumps around the room, flailing and shuddering.

: YUCK! YUCK! YUUUCK!

Zoe is confused, both at the fact that he is free of the bind before her, considering she got hit before he did, and why he's jumping around the room like a Mexican jumping bean.

: What's gotten into him?

: MORE LIKE WHAT'S CRAWLED OUT OF MY ARMOR, YOU BONE-HEAD! GAAAH!

He runs out of the Sinful Succulence like a madman, flailing his arms and jumping, trying to shake off any additional spiderlings he might have missed.

: HEY WAIT A MINUTE! HOW DID YOU GET OUT BEFORE I DID!?

Meanwhile, in Zaun, Vladimir and Swain have found Viktor's "Invention".

: VIKTOR!

: What?

: YOU CALL THIS AN INVENTION!?

Swain turns and faces Viktor, while holding a broken Stopwatch from the in-game store in his hand.

Despite still being chased by Dr. Mundo, Ekko gets in a few words after overhearing Swain's shout.

: TOOK THE WORDS RIGHT OUT OF MY MOUTH, SWAIN! YIKES!

The slamming of Mundo's cleaver into yet another wall is heard.

: This for your own good, Patient Zero! Hold still!

: DON'T YOU EVER GIVE UP!?

: Mundo never lost a patient! Not going to start with you!

: YOU AREN'T EVEN A REAL DOCTOR YOU BASKET-CASE!

As Swain, Viktor and Vlad start to angrily discuss the discovery, the club members resume their former act of looking and fumbling around in Ekko's lab while they wait for Mundo to finish. Shyvana is in the corner sobbing as Trundle ruined her happy moment earlier, and Yorick and Udyr are trying to comfort her.

: If it's any consolation, you want to know what our titles are?

: Sniff What?

: Pizza Feet Jr.

: I'm Pizza feet Senior, if you're curious!

Shyvana then turns to Yorick.

: I'm 'The guy that will never get a skin'. Although...

Yorick suddenly recalls that he got his Arclight skin.

: Hey Dictator! I think I need a new title!

: Later! I can't think of one right now! And besides, the former chief-of-staff was always better at that than me!

: And yet when he thought of one for your Dreadnova skin, you kicked him out for it.

Darius shoots Trundle an angry look. Mordekaiser checks an imaginary watch on his wrist.

: How much longer you think Mundo will be at that?

: Knowing him, he won't stop until he succeeds, or Ekko gets away again, whichever happens first.

Zilean is in shock that his "Rewind" didn't fix Urgot and Sion.

: How is such a thing possible?

: Well... it was Ekko's Z-drive that did this, perhaps... it could fix it?

: Where is that blasted thing anyways? While he's busy being chased by Mundo, I might as well swipe it to keep him from doing anything more like this.

He looks around the lab for the Z-Drive. But Swain and Vlad got there first.

: Finally! We'll take THIS. Your services will not be needed, Viktor!

: What!? Why you little- You wasted my time! AND YOU INSULTED MY INVENTION! AND WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH BLITZCRANK NOW!?

Viktor unleashes his third arm, firing a laser at Vlad and Swain! Vlad uses his W to escape, but Swain has no such ability. He is forced to try and dodge the incoming attack, and he falls over in the process, just barely avoiding the laser beam.

: Ack!

As he collides with the ground, he drops both the broken Stopwatch and Ekko's Z-Drive, and both roll along the floor over to where Urgot and Sion are. Viktor is about to fire another laser beam when the two items start resonating!

: What the!?

: What's this now?!

As the items float up into the air, they start to hum! Then, a few moments later, they flash brightly, blinding all present!

Everyone: Hnn!

When the light fades, Urgot and Sion are returned to "normal"! Both look at themselves in shock and happiness!

Sion lets out a squeal of joy and starts trying to kiss his now huge biceps, but his "mouthpiece" gets in the way.

: Oh! Oh! I'm back to being ME AGAIN! I could just kiss me! Mwah! Mwah!

Urgot unveils his grinder-stomach and revs it happily.

: URGOT'S BACK IN BUSINESS, BABY!

: Great! Can we go home now!?

To Be Continued...