[Item Concept] Boots of Quick Escape

I'm sorry if it's in the wrong place, but there's nowhere to discuss items.

So I was playing Alistar Full Actives on ARAM the other day and, in the post-game screen, someone said "You're not full actives, you have boots". Now this might seems a bit innocent, but I really thought about it and I came up with a concept in the shower. The Boots of Quick Escape.

Obviously, it's boots, and obviously, it has an active, and obviously, it'll help escape.

Boots of Quick Escape 1'000 Gold UNIQUE Passive - Enhanced Movement: +45 Movement Speed UNIQUE Active: Remove all movement-impairs, increase all health and mana received by 100% decaying over 1 second, restores 100 health and 100 mana over 1 second, reduce all slows by 100% decaying over 1 second, double total movement speed decaying over 1 second (60 seconds cooldown). (Can be activated only while in combat. The effect ends immediately if the user deals damage.)

Increase all health and mana received : Increases effectiveness of all sources of healing including health regen, life steal and spell vamp. Increases effectiveness of all sources of mana including mana regen.

Basically, it can be a huge "F-U" to death. I also thought about adding "reduce all damage income by 100% decaying over 1 second" but then I thought it would be too much.